I awoke to something pulling at my face, I opened one eye and screamed then tried to pull myself away, dragging my aching body across the ground. Junkrat, it was that stupid rat. Of course I have to be found by the rat, 'HANDS OFF!' I yelled, my wounds screamed for me to stop moving but I had to get away. Junkrat just walked over to me then looked behind me. I looked behind me as well as a giant man was looming over us, 'Roadhog' I mumbled, 'Just my luck'

'Can we keep it?' Junkrat said looking up at Roadhog, 'No' said Roadhog sternly. 'pleeeeaaaaasssseee!' Begged Junkrat, 'I'll look after him and water him everyday day and make sure I have food for him', before Roadhog could answer I did, 'Now hold on a second! I ain't nobody's fucking pet!'
'I would blow your brains out otherwise'
'Woof' I muttered sarcastically, that seemed to please the rat. He stared back up at Roadhog, 'Pleeeaaaaasssseeee I'll be on my best behaviour for the next few days if we can keep it'. Roadhog sighed and slowly nodded his head. Junkrat jumped up in glee and looked down at me, 'get up'
'I can't really can I now?' I snapped, my leg was bleeding, my hands felt clammy, I was sure it was blood-loss. Suddenly my body was lifted up, I saw the masked-face of Roadhog, he was holding me with one hand and it hurt like hell, 'Stop it!' I screeched, he just dropped me on the floor. Yup... I was going to die.

Junkrat looked up at him, 'Why?' He asked Roadhog. 'It won't shut up' Roadhog replied, 'You take it, it's your pet'
'Fine I'll carry it not because you want me too, because I want too' Junkrat pouted and lifted me up, nothing I could do really but hope they didn't change their minds and decide to have cowboy cake.

Junkrat nearly fell over a few times while carrying me, he was standing upright and by god the man was giant! Taller than me at least, he was hideous, horrifying I should have just shot myself when I had the chance but no. Now I was being lugged through the desert by two criminals one which has grown too attached to me and the other that would snap my neck with his pinky if he wanted too. To tell you the truth, I was pissed off.

We hadn't gone too far until I started to see buildings, an abandoned town maybe. The two sped up their pace and ran into a large shed at the furthest end of this town. Roadhog opened the door, Junkrat skipped in... he was humming the 1812 overture, it was highly unnatural I really wanted to jump off the rafters and break my back. As the rat plonked my broken body onto the cold shed floor I felt more blood leak around me, the pain was unbearable. 'Unless you want a dead pet get me some bandages or something!' I ordered the TrashMouse... ha... TrashMouse, I like that name, alright anyway I ordered the TrashMouse, he stared at me, 'Eh Hoggie? We got bandages the cowboy wants some'

I had an idea, this TrashMouse seemed to be growing close to me, if I could get him to trust me I could hand him in easily. It'd be low but eh? JUSTICE. The rat came back with bandages in his arms, he dropped them beside me and sat cross-legged impatiently waiting for me to do something.

With a exasperated sigh I started the wrap the bandages around my shoulder and leg, I would have taken everything off to bandage it properly but no way in hell was I going all natural around a cancer cell. After I had bandaged my achey, breaky, most-likely-going-to-be-the-death-of-me-y wounds I layed down on the floor hopelessly. Junkrat poked my cheek, 'do something'
'I'm not a fish dumbas'
Junkrat ignored my insult, well I thought it was amazing so he can go... shit... suck a cactus? Got him. Anyways he was getting more impatient by the minute 'Move'
'Fuck off'
'ROADIEEEEE'
'Woof please don't hurt me woof' I quickly said as I weakly stood up, my clothing was stained by my own blood and to make matters worse my leg hurt like Satan offered me a high-five and spat at his feet. My shoulder was another story like how the hell did I get myself into this. I'm rambling. Junkrat grabbed onto my arm and I screamed in agony. He quickly let go, 'Jesus, it screams'
'I'M A BLOODY PERSON ARE YOU STUPID!'
'I love it! It's mine, we're calling it... Mc... McScruffy!'
'Mc... fucking... scruffy'
'McScruffy! Can we take him for a walk Roadie? He can chase the locals!'
'I'm not a dog how many times do I have to SAY THAT!'
Roadhog gave me a look, even through his mask I instantly knew what it meant: 'You fuck this up, I fuck you up'

I made a dramatic hop to the nearest wall then leaned against it winded. Hopping is hard I never actually knew that. Junkrat skipped beside me and put his hand on my good shoulder, I snapped 'Don't touch me, don't talk to me'. Roadhog glared again, I shut up and Junkrat looked up at him 'Are you coming!'
'Yes' Roadhog grumbled. 'Yayayayay!' the disgusting rat man cheered, I have to admit for an adult physcopath he reminds me of a kid. I'll feel bad bringing him in, eh I don't care anyway justice is about beating up the bad guys and being the good guy. I'm the main character, not him. Continuing on Trashmouse and Highwayboar... fucking genius, Highwayboar comedy gold, left the shed dragging me (A very pissed off cowboy) behind them. When Junkrat finally let go of my arm I collapsed into the sand.

He looked down, 'Uh... mate'
'Kill me'
'But you're my pet'
'End me'
'No' Junkrat said sternly, 'I refuse to let another pet die'. I shuddered... he's had more than one... 'pet'. Junkrat continued, 'first my fish Jamie Jr and then my 20 mice and my 84 rats... plus the three-legged dog that was frothing. I had to put him down for biting me. I shot him in the head and ate him roasted!'
'Um... excuse me Junkman'
'Yes McScruffy'
'Can you help me up'
'No' Junkrat cackled, I frowned, 'Only joking with ya mate' He grabbed my dying arm and pulled me up, I screeched 'AHHHH MY GOD MY ARM YOU IDIOT GET A LIFE KILL ME IT HURTS FUCK AHHAHAHAHAHHHH'
'McScruffy you are standing now'
I was breathing heavily, my arm was in absolute unbearable pain, I fell to one side. Junkrat looked at Roadhog and sighed, 'We have to put him down too'

I stood up so quickly I felt I would throw up, 'Howdy-doo fellas looks like you DON'T have to put me down'
Junkrat was holding out his launcher, 'Well I dunnooo' he shoved it in my face, 'You seem in... agony' a smirked crossed his face. I slowly pushed the launcher away with my good hand, 'I was only joking, hahaha'
'I was just teasing ya!' Junkrat cackled again like a wild goose being decapitated by a disabled horse with laser eyes, 'Got ya good!'
'Hahaha....haha...ha... yeah... oooo you got me alright'