Look What I Cooked!!!
I am not a chef, yet I have oft times referred to myself as a chef quality cook...
Most people who have dined on my many creations, have exclaimed... Dayam!!! Man!!! You should open a restaurant!!! Or something!!!
Which always makes me feel sooo goood...
But this year...
On the 4th of July...
The most celebrated outdoor cook day of the year...
I cooked a pizza...
I must say, it wasn't my best outcome, in fact, I don't think that I have ever produced a less appealing product...
No chef on earth or even a first time amateur could possibly have, on purpose nor by accident, burned anything to this degree!!!
Yet...
I...
One who smokes just because I can...
Burned!!!
I must admit that I am being nice because I am talking about myself and I think quite highly of my skills...
Burned is an understatement!!!
Cooked is not a term that describes what I did to my poor sister's half pepperoni half veggie pizza...
The best that I can describe it is to say that it was a cross between cremation and petrification...
Look What I Cooked!!!©
EdwinBrown9®™
7/8/16
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