(It's supposed to be 'thy'.)

SHORT A.N!!! The climax of the story will be in the Christmas party and New Year's Eve pary. 'Kay? This chapter is going to be LONG! Anyways, ON TO DA STORY!!!!!

     "WAKE UP, Y.N!"  A voice boomed. I groaned and opened my eyes. Undyne and Papyrus were standing at the foot of the bed. I looked over to see- not sans, actually. He wasn't there! I smirked. 'What's he doing now?' I sat up, rubbed my eyes and replied with a sleepy, "Whazup?" I smiled at them. "IT'S TIME FOR OUR COOKING AND TRAINING LESSON!!!" Papyrus yelled in joy. "M-kay. Just let me get ready." 

     They left me in Sans's room to get out of my pajamas and into more suitable clothes. I wore a black, short-sleeved, tee and a (f.c) pair of shorts. I put on my sneakers, stretched a bit, and walked out of Sans's room and downstairs; my nose leading me to pancakes. Turns out, Sans made them, I knew this because he had a (ROBE THING, I FORGOT, OKAY!?!?!? ITS 12 AM!) that read, "Kiss the chef". Undyne and Papyrus weren't looking, so I kissed Sans on the cheek. He smiled as I walked away to go get pancakes.

~TIMESKIP~

     "YOU READY, PUNK!?!!?" Undyne screamed into my face. We were just outside of the skelebros house. "Um... for what?" She had a shit-eating grin on her face as she said, "WE'RE GOING OT RUN ALL THE WAY THERE AND THE FIRST PERSON TO GET THERE HAS TO MAKE THE OTHER MONSTERS, OR HUMAN, DO SOMETHING!!!!! READY?!!??" I got in position to run as she screamed for us to run.

      We all started off at the same place and it stayed that way until we started to trudge through Waterfall. I watched as they gave each other a look as they both zoomed off. I stopped and stared in awe for a couple seconds until I got a sudden burst of DETERMINATION. I knew a shortcut! I started off again and took a route that you would run across in the Pacifist Route. It was way faster. I ran off the bridge and fell into the water that was littered with garbage. I ran past the Mad Dummy as he tried to pick a fight with me. I made a right past Nabstablook's towards Undyne's house. I arrived there and waited at the door for the other two. It was about another minute before I finally heard them running. They arrived at the same time and immediately stopped when seeing me. They were stumped.

     I already knew what I wanted them to do. "So, you two have to speak like fancy people, using thy and whom and what-not, FOR THE DAY!!!" Undyne frowned. "Oh, Woe is me! Why would thy make whom, being us, do this preposterous punishment!" I almost died of laughter when I heard them start to talk like this. "Lady Undyne Is correct!" Papyrus started. "Why would thy Lady Y.N bestow this upon this skeleton and (FISH BITCH!!!) Royal Guardsman?" I struggled to get out, "Because it's funny!" Undyne and Papyrus  trudged inside, pouting at their new way of speech.

     Undyne already the materials out for making spaghetti. "Lady Y.N and Sir Papyrus, punch thy tomatoes as if art thow enemies!!!" We smashed them to pulp and we moved onto the next part. 

     "Lady Y.N!!! Throw thy noodles in thy pot-ith!!! Crush thy!!!" I took the noodles out of the box, then smashed them into their pot, crushing them in my hands along the way. "Exelent Lady Y.N! Thy Skelebro!" Undyne pointed over me and towards Papyrus."Yes, Lady Royal Guardsman!" He stood up tall and saluted her, bringing his arms down at his sides after the salute. "I order you, Master Chef Papyrus, to turn this as hot as possible!"
     He turned it on, a quarter of the way to boiling. "Thy Papyrus! Turn it hotter!!!" He turned it half way and I started sweating. "HOTTER SIR PAPYRUS, HOTTER!!!" Papyrus got weary as he skipped over the third quarter to the boiling. "Sir Papyrus, thy is too hot!!!"(insert lenny face) The spaghetti exploded and I fell back. Good thing nothing hit me. I sat up and ran over to  Undyne, she had spaghetti all over he face. That it's too hot!!!

Undyne's POV

     "Sir Papyrus, thy is too hot!" The spaghetti exploded and I blacked out.

     My face was burning and I heard someone, no, two people? I think? Calling for me. Their voices were wavering. "UNDYNE!?!!? UNDYNE!!!" I opened my eyes to look up at Y.N and Papyrus, worried looks on their faces. "What happened?" I muttered. I noticed that we were out of my house, it probably was burning, as per usual. "Undyne, hold still and just close your eyes." I did what she said, not knowing what she was going to do. "Papyrus you might wanna stay back." I heard her say.

Y.N POV

     "Papyrus, you might wanna stand back." I said. He stood back, I could tell that there was fear in his eyes. I looked back to Undyne, she had severe burns on her face. 'You have to focus in order to use magic, and Alyphs said that you can use magic.' Sans voice appeared in my head. I had to heal undyne, even if their was just scars left, I know she doesn't mind those; she thinks those make her look cool, and they do, no doubt. Undyne's head was in my lap, her eyes closed. I realeased a breath out through my mouth. I closed my eyes. "Please." I said quietly, no one could hear me over the blazing fire. There was a bright light the rose out of nowhere, and went away as quickly as it came.

     I opened my eyes and the burns were gone, there was no blood or bones showing anymore. She only had a bruise on her face, around the area where there were massive burns, and a slightly noticeable scar on her cheek. "YES!!! It worked!!!" Papyrus rushed over saying, "WHAT WAS THAT??? WHAT 'WORKED'???" He looked at Undyne's face and his worried expression turned into a smile. She didn't open her eyes. "Undyne?" I asked. I then heard light snores from her and sighed in relief. Papyrus can you carry Undyne over to Alyphs's lab with me. We gotta check if she has any more injuries." Papyrus picked her up, bridal style, and said, "Don't worry, Y.N!!! Undyne is always fine!!! But we will bring her to Alyphs just in case."

     On the way there I phoned Sans saying that Papyrus and I might stay out later than expected. "Why...?" Sans's voice asked. "Loooooooong story, but Papyrus might be able to come home on time." I said smiling. "What about you?" I sighed. "Alyphs is probably going to run some tests on Papyrus and me to make sure we aren't hurt, but then she's going to run some other kind of tests on me, you can tag along when that happens; but I'm sending Papyrus home no matter what. I don't know how long I'm going to be there and I don't want him to be tired, he has a lot of training that he does, anyways." I weaved my hand through my hair as The lab came into view. "I'm going to have to call you back, Sans. We're at The Lab." I heard him plop on the couch as he sighed. "Okay, text me when Papyrus's tests are done so I can come pick him up, but them I'm coming straight back." We made it to Alyphs's and Papyrus was talking to her about what happened, "I'll text you when he's done. I love you!" I smiled. "I love you, too! Bye!" We hung up and I joined Papyrus and Al.

     "Y-Y.N, I-I'm going to have to keep you for, for some extra tests, i-if you don't mind." She asked. "Eh, it's fine." I shrugged.

     She put Papyrus, Undyne, and me inside these tube things that would examine our SOULS and check if we had any damages to our physical being. Undyne had a sprained wrist(good thing it wasn't her dominate hand), and a bruised calf; Papyrus just had his health taken down by 10 HP, no physical damage; and I got nothing. No HP was taken down that we know of, I could've just healed, and no bruises or cuts, wait no, I had a small cut on my back, no biggie. Papyrus was healed back to state, and I texted Sans to come get him.

     "All right, pappy. Let's go." Sans held out his  hand. "NO, BROTHER!!!" Papyrus was back to his normal self, cheery but he did have a slight tinge of concern in his voice. "I MUST STAY WITH Y.N TO MAKE SURE THEY'RE SAFE!!!" Papyrus tried to run but Sans just picked him up with his magic "Don't worry, bro. I'll stay with Y.N after I get you to bed. Promise." Sans set Papyrus on the ground, held his hand, and teleported away before he could protest. I smiled. 'ThoseSkeletons......' Alyphs brought me to a room that I've never been in before. Sans teleported in front of me and I almost fell back. "Hey~! No falling for anybody except me!" I blushed as he pulled me close to him. I put my hands on his ribs (Chest?) and looked up into his eyes, he was smiling as I blushed a darker shade of pink. He chuckled and we separated when Alyphs walked into the room. 

     She started to say stuff about SOULS and magic and other crap that I didn't understand that Sans would probably translate later. I wasn't paying attention until Al said, "She'll have to stay the night here so I can monitor her soul, I need to see if her soul is healing other things while she is asleep." I looked over at Sans and squeezed his hand, he had a  worried expression. "I'll stay the night to monitor over her SOUL. I've worked alongside you before, so-" I stopped Sans. "Sans. Go home." He and Alyphs looked over at me. "What? Y.N? No." Alyphs left us in the room to talk alone.   "Sans, go. Plus, Papyrus probably needs you to read him a bed time story, anyways!" He brought me closer to him, his appendages wrapping around my waist. Sans had a sly slime on his face. "Papyrus has it recorded for emergencies like this. And, I can't abandon you!" I looked at Sans in his eyes, putting my hands on his cheek bones. "It won't be leaving me behind if I'm telling you to, if it's my idea." He had an indecisive look on his face. "I'll call you as soon as I'm done!" I tried to reason with him. "Hmmm...... Fiiiiiine. But only if you promise to!" I nodded. "Promise!!!" I said, cheerfully.

     "Then you have to seal that with a kiss~!" He flirted with me. I blushed at his flirty proposition. I leaned into him, and he closed the gap in between us quickly. My blush went away as I got l lost in the moment. He tasted like syrup from the pancakes earlier today. He deepened it. 'Good thing Alyphs isn't here." She said she had to go get stuff from downstairs in the True Lab. And she said it might take her more than ten minutes. His hands roamed from my hair down to my hips. My hands were on the back of his skull; we were pulling away for short breaths and diving back in to continue our make out session.

     He pressed me against the wall, and one of his hands traveled down to my thigh, the part that's closest to my area. He rubbed my thigh with his thumb and moved his hands up and down that part of my leg continuously. I moaned into the kiss slightly. Moaning is one of Sans's kinks. He liked my bottom lip, and I let him in. He licked the inside of my mouth, and deprived my tongue of its privatcy (THAT'S HOW YOU SPELL IT, I LOOKED IT UP ON GOOGLE AND IT'S STILL RED!). He lifted my leg up to his hip bone, and pressed our bodies closer together. We stopped before it escalated any quicker, Alyphs could be in here any minute now. He looked into my eyes, our foreheads pressed together. "I love you~." He said in his deep voice. 

     He teleported away.

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