Dear Journal,

     Today I received some alarming news. My bff is NOT a Johnlock shipper, instead he is a member of one of the forbidden armies, CLASSIFIED.

He is trying to turn me to his side, and yet at the same time he has challenged me to do the same to him.

And so, I bid you adieu for now, for I must plan my attack carefully.

Your wary cadet,
~Cadet Cassia