Hello
All You RavenClaws, GriffinDors, Slytherins, And Fellow HufflePuffs!

Look At This.
A Book.
Written By Me.

Why Are You Here?

No Seriously.
What Are You Doing?
You Have Friends
Right?

Right?
RIGHT?
RIGHT?!?!?

WELL I DON'T SO LETS GET ON WITH THIS.