Korea Is Love Korea is Life.

I was only 13 years old I loved Korea so much, I had all the doujins and kimchi

I pray to korea every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.

Korea is love I say, Korea is life

My dad overhears me and calls me a north korean spy

I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Korea

I called him a pig dog

He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep

Im crying now, and my face hurts

I lay in bed and its really cold

A warmth is moving towards me.

I feel something touch me

Its Korea

I am so happy

He whispers into my ear "Every single cell that composes your body originates from me"

He gropes me with his beautiful korean hands and puts me on my hands and knees

I'm ready

I spread my ass cheeks for Korea

He penetrates my butthole

It hurts so much but I do it for Korea

I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water

I push against his force

I want to please Korea

He screams majestic kpop lyrics as he fills my butt with his love

My dad walks in

Korea looks at him straight in the eye and says "K'oreal, because im worth it."

Korea leaves through my window

Korea is love, Korea is life

I was 13 and I was at Mcdonalds.

I had forgotten about the Korea incident

I opened my happy meal and, all of sudden

Korea crashes through the window on his nuke.

Korea goes up to Japan AKA the Cashier and shoves kimchi in his facehole

Japan cries himself to sleep

Japan is asleep

The cops arrive and try to arrest Korea for child abuse

Korea calls them Commies, they change their mind about Korea and they don't arrest him.

My dad walks in Korea says "I still have to claim your breasts".

I then wake up to find out it was just a dream

My bed feels hard

I get up and realise I'm in prison

Korea stands right next to me

We get into a kimchi fight

I wake up in my real bed to find out that that was a dream too.

I reach inside my pillow and find some kimchi.

It wasn't a dream, I then see Korea in my window smiling.

Korea is koreadonalds Korea is life.