"you fucking dumbass." brendon laughed, watching as josh attempted to jump over the gate, and fell. brendon, josh, ryan, and dallon all decided to go down to the local private pool, but it was currently 2am so it was closed. the boys were all drunk, and brendon brought some weed.

"i can't fuckin see." josh laughed, stumbling over to the pool chairs and sitting down. "brooo we should invite some girls."

"everyone i've texted is fuckin asleep." dallon sighed.

"pussys." ryan groaned.

"i need some." josh sighed, grabbing a joint that brendon handed him and setting it in his mouth.

"josh what did you tell your mom when you left?" ryan asked, sliding off his shirt.

"i didn't tell her anything. i just left." he shrugged, lighting the joint and taking a drag. "she's texted me a few times but i just didn't answer."

"i'm grounded." dallon laughed, lighting his own joint.

"they can suck my dick." josh said, taking his shorts off now. they all stripped down to their boxers. josh was the first, stepping into the pool and wading out until the water was right on his chest. he sighed, leaning against the side of the pool as he closed his eyes and smoked his joint.

"ima jump in naked." brendon said, everyone laughed. josh grabbed his phone, videoing brendon as he jumped off the diving board naked. he posted it on his private story on snap, with a sticker covering brendon's junk.

"i'm fucked on a different level bro." ryan laughed, smoke flowing out of his nose.

"bren ohmygod!" josh laughed, seeing brendon floating on his back, and pissing on the concrete beside the pool.

"i had to pee." he laughed, finishing off before swimming over to them.

"i got some to tell y'all." dallon said, everyone turning and looking at him.

"what's up?" brendon asked.

"i-uh. i got josie pregnant." he said, all the boys gasping.

"nuh uh you're fuckin with me." josh said, covering his mouth. josie was dallons girlfriend.

"on god." he shook his head, fiddling his joint in between his fingers.

"what the fuckkkk." ryan said.

"yeah what the fuck are you gonna do?" josh asked.

"she's keepin it. i don't think she's told her parents yet. she asked if i was gonna be involved and i said it depends on what her mom says about it and shit." he said. he didn't seem to worried about it.

"damn. that's fuckin crazy bro. how'd it happen?" brendon said.

"bad batch of birth control. she let me hit it raw. it was worth it." dallon nodded, the boys laughing.

"shit. keep us updated on that." ryan laughed.

"yeah for sure." josh said. "shit, fuck ow." josh cursed, as a clump of ash fell on his chest.

"bro! what the fuck!" brendon yelled, looking down in the water.

"what?" ryan asked.

"my dick floats!!" he yelled. the boys all gasped.

"no way!" dallon said, all of them going over and looking.

"does mine ohmygod?" josh said, pulling his boxers down a bit. "it does! dicks float!"

"wow. what a discovery." ryan said, now looking at his own dick. all of them were.

"huh. didn't know that." dallon said, amazed. they all pulled their shorts back up. besides brendon, who was just naked.

"here, someone take a pic of me and ryan." josh said, brendon grabbing the phone. they got up and sat on the side of the pool with their feet in the water. josh held up 🤙🏼 on both hands, his eyebrows raised and tongue sticking out.

he got back in the water, posting that picture on snapchat with "bromance" as his caption. josh and ryan were kind the original people in the group. josh was kind of the "leader" or whatever you wanna call it. he was probably the baddest kid out of all of them, as far as drugs drinking and sex.

everyone in the group was straight, but they've discuses that if a hot guy came up and was dtf, ya know they would on the low key.

"im cross faded as fuck oh my god." josh said, flicking his roach onto the side of the pool, in the bushes.

"pussy ass bitch you gotta swallow that motha fucker." brendon said, sucking hard and inhaling the whole roach down his throat.

"woah, fuckin badass." dallon yelled, laughing along with them.

"wait did y'all hear that?" ryan asked, quieting everyone down. the boys all got quiet, listing and hearing some knocking around.

"is it a fuckin ghost or are we just high off our asses?" brendon whispered.

"i think we might just be high off our asses." dallon said back.

"yeah i don't-"

"hey!" they all heard, the boys jumping.

"oh shit! y'all on your own!" brendon yelled, jumping out of the pool butt ass naked and grabbing his clothes.

"wait for me, cunt." dallon yelled, ryan and josh also getting out. they jumped the fence, josh barely getting out of the pool when someone grabbed him by the shoulder and pulled him back.

"sorry josh, text me when it's over!" ryan yelled, him and brendon and dallon all running away.

"fuck you guys!" josh yelled back, sighing and turning around slowly. his breath caugh in his throat when he saw how oddly attracted he was to the guy. josh knew he was a lifeguard that worked there, because he was wearing the red swimsuit and had on a white shirt that said 'lifeguard' on it. he was very tall and muscular, and had some tattoos on both arms, symbols and lines that josh didn't understand. they must've been important to the guy.

"what the hell are y'all doing?" the older life guard said.

"what the hell are you doing? no body's supposed to be here." josh replied back.

"i just went and got something to eat, but i have to clean the pool tonight i work here." he frowned. joshs face turned red.  "what are you doing?"

"me and my friends were just hangin out, it's not a big deal." josh said.

"yeah but you're trespassing, and you're smoking weed. you better be lucky it was me that caught you, instead of the owner of this pool." the said.

"i'm not in trouble, am i?" josh asked.

"are you gonna do it again?" the taller boy asked.

"yeah, probably." josh just laughed, adjusting his dick in his boxers.

"then yeah, you're in trouble." the lifeguard said. josh rolled his eyes as he grabbed his arm, pulling him into the little office that was beside the pool. only the lifeguards and owner were allowed in there. it was like the break room.  "sit down."

"what's your name?" josh asked, making small talk.

"tyler." he said. "yours?"

"josh." he yawned, sitting back and spreading his legs as he stretched his back out.

"do you mind, closing your legs or something?" tyler said, avoiding looking at the boy but failing as his eyes landed right on his bulge.

"why? you gay?" josh asked, not moving positions.

"i'm not gonna answer that." tyler said. he was going through papers and trying to find his bosses phone number.

"you down to fuck?" josh asked, laughing as tyler dropped the stuff he was holding and looked at him. 

"dude?" tyler said.

"what?" josh said.

"first of all, you're like totally wasted i can smell the alcohol on you. and you were just trespassing!" tyler said.

"ahhh. so you're a little gay, but no one knows. still in the closet." josh said, not phased at all by what he was saying to him.

"josh, chill out." tyler said, sighing as he sat down on the desk. he was getting frustrated he couldn't find the his phone number.

"i'm right," josh smirked. "i'm kinda like that too i guess. i'm fine with experimenting."

"okay?" tyler said. josh stood up, walking over to the tan lifeguard. 

"so, i mean youre figuring things out, i'm figuring things out. how about we fuck, and forget that any of this happened?" josh said. tyler avoided eye contact, his eyes locked on josh's still soaked boxers. he can admit, it's been hard for him to focus.

"you're drunk." tyler said.

"and high, what's your point?" josh answered, setting his hand on tylers knee.

"you're not thinking straight." tyler answered, feeling his heart rate nervously picking up as joshs hand slid up higher.

"you're right, i'm thinkin some pretty gay things right now." josh said. he set his other hand on tylers other leg, slowly sliding them in between and spreading tylers legs out. "i can only assume you are too." josh bit his lip, a larger bulge noticeable in tylers swimsuit.

"i-i don't know. i'm confused." tyler said. josh was now on his knees.

"lemme help you figure it out baby." josh said, licking his lips.

tyler bit his own lip, before setting down the papers he had in his hand. he sighed, before standing up and untying the string on his shorts.

"wait wait wait.....only if you forget that me and my buddy's were here." josh said, his fingers hooked in the top of tylers shorts.

"okay. but you can't tell anybody we did anything. i-i don't want people knowing." tyler said.

"that you're gay?" josh asked.

"well, bi, and also that i fuck teenagers." he nervously chuckled. josh pulled down the red shorts, seeing tylers red calvin klein's under them.

"so we've established that you're fucking me?" josh said.

"if that's what you want." tyler said, watching with hooded eyes as joshs lips brushed against the stretched out fabric around his bulge.

"sounds good. so how old are you? i'm 18 before you get scared." josh said. his fingers now hooked around tylers underwear.

"23." tyler answered.

"23? wow. you look like, really good." josh said, pushing up the bottom of his shirt and looking at the boys muscled body. tyler slid it all the way off.

"i work out a lot." tyler shrugged, his breath stuttering as josh pulled down his boxers.

"h-holy shit." josh said, having to blink a little and regain his balance.

"what?" tyler asked, stepping back.

"n-nothing, its just, you're huge. like really big." josh said, admiring the full nine inches tyler had to offer.

(at this point, whoever tops is gonna have a 9 inch cock. it's a fan fiction, i could make it 20 inches if i wanted to)

"yeah that's what everyone says." he laughed a bit. josh stared, his eyes wide. "hey i don't mean to like, rush you or whatever. but i-it kinda hurts so can you do something, please?" tyler asked, slightly squeezing his hand on his erection.

"oh, shit, sorry. i'm kinda nervous and i wasn't expecting for my first time with a dude for him to have a 12 inch wang." he said, tyler laughing.

"take your time then." tyler said, josh smiling before he pushed his nerves aside and slightly licked at the tip. tyler gasped, his jaw dropping. josh looked up at the man, now being able to see he had a one of those tongue piercings, where it went all the way through his tongue sideways.

josh licked through tylers slit, closing his lips and rubbing the tip of his cock against his closed mouth.

"i-i don't think that's how it works." tyler said, slightly chuckling.

"i've never sucked a dick before." josh blushed.

"hmm, just. just treat it like you would some pussy." tyler shrugged, not really knowing what to tell him either. neither of them never really focused on what the girl was doing, just the fact that she was sucking their dick, ya know.

tyler let out a little moan, joshs tongue flicking against the tip. tyler bit his lip slightly.

"OW josh what the fuck!?" tyler yelped in pain, sounding like a little girl because his voices cracked.

"what?!" josh asked, jumping back a bit.

"why the fuck did you just bite my dick?" tyler said, wrapping his hand around it and slightly rubbing himself.

"you said treat it like i would a pussy?" josh said. 

"okay do you just go biting girls junk?" tyler asked, rubbing his thumb across the tip where josh bit.

"yeah, kinda. do you not?" josh said.

"well i mean yeah but not where it's really sensitive like i'm not gonna bite her clit." tyler said.

"so i can bite the side?" josh asked.

"no! no biting. no teeth." tyler shook his head, josh nodding and wrapping his hand back around tylers dick. he took a deep breath before bringing his tongue to swirl around the head.

tyler finally relaxed again, when josh opened his mouth more and slid him farther down his throat. josh choked, pulling off and hearing tyler laughing.

"don't laugh, your dicks bigger than my ego, it's hard not to choke." josh said, tyler laughing more. his hand went to tangle in joshs hair, josh allowing him to guide his head as he finally picked up a pace and finally got in the hang of it.

he bobbed his head, combing mixtures of sucking and swirling his tongue around.

"yeah there ya go baby." tyler moaned. josh's hands slid up his thighs and under his shirt, roaming around his body. tyler grabbed his shirt and took it off, revealing the rest of his tattoos. josh didn't understand them at all, but he really liked the way they looked on his skin.

"o-okay, are we gonna fuck?" tyler asked, josh sucking hard and sliding all the way off. he licked his lips.

"do you want to?" josh asked.

"yeah. no. yeah. yeah i do but i feel bad because you're like all fucked up and i'm sober and i just don't feel right." tyler sighed, pulling his underwear back up. josh stood up, pushing tyler back to sit on the desk. he straddled him, cupping tylers jaw and connecting their lips.

"wait!" he said, getting off tylers lap and stumbling over to his shorts. he picked them up, bringing them close to his face as he tried to see.

"what's wrong?" tyler asked when he saw josh was struggling.

"i'm seein doubles." josh chuckled, blinking a bit before working on finding what he was looking for in his shorts pocket. "here!" he said.

"is that a dab pen?" tyler asked.

"ya." josh said, handing it to tyler. josh sat down, laughing as tyler looked so confused. "why do you look like that right now?"

"i've never hit one before, ive just smoked like weed weed." tyler said.

"look," josh grabbed it, hitting it and blowing the smoke to tyler. "it's just like a juul or somethin. it even smells like weed. 3 hits and you'll be yoked."

"don't ever say yoked again." tyler said, taking a hit from the pen.

"yammed. that better?" josh said.

"how about, stoned." tyler said, holding onto josh's thigh as he straddled him again.

"that's boring." josh complained, going through all the stuff on the desk while he waited for tyler to get <yoked>.

"don't touch that stuff." tyler said, swatting josh's hands away.

"why?" josh said, still touching all the stuff.

"cause, don't." he said.

"i can do whatever the fuck i want. i'm joshua dun." josh said, tyler laughing and choking.

"wait josh dun?" tyler asked, josh looking at him weird and nodding. "my little brother comes home and tells me about how much he fucking hates you." he laughed.

"who's your brother?" josh asked.

"zacks the one that talks about you. he's 18 too." tyler said, josh gasping.

"i fucked his girl." josh said, tyler laughing.

"me too." tyler said, josh snorting.

"she's gotta phat ass." josh shrugged, tyler agreeing.

"alright, i feel better now. let me fuck you." tyler said, josh smirking and getting off his lap. he put the pen back in his shorts, before walking back to tyler, running into a chair.

"take my ass virginity." josh said, tyler laughing and standing up. he pushed josh down on his back on the desk.

"okay, one last time. you sure?" tyler asked.

"yes, positive." he nodded, tyler taking a deep breath before he pushed josh's shirt up and started kissing his stomach.

"can i leave a hickey?" tyler asked, josh nodding. tyler sucked on the skin, moving his hands up to joshs chest and squeezing. "where the fuck are yo titties at?" tyler said, forgetting he was with a guy.

"my mom took em away." josh frowned, tyler laughing loud.

"my dick hurts." tyler whined, the pressure in his boxers being almost too much.

"well fuck me then." josh said, sliding his shorts down, followed by his boxers.

"okay." tyler breathed in, before spitting in his hand and spreading that around.

"we don't need a condom right? like i can't get you pregnant?" tyler said, his dick heavy and throbbing in his hand.

"no, but stds." josh said.

"i'm clean." tyler shrugged.

"yeah, probably me too." josh waved it off, tyler smiling before he lined up.

"cmere." josh said, tyler leaning over him so josh had something to grab on to. tyler clenched his teeth as he pushed in.

"woah woah woah why the fuck does it hurt so bad?" josh said, tyler stopping his motions.

"it hurts?" tyler asked.

"yeah, like bad." josh said, tears in his eyes.

"maybe this is what girls feel when they lose their virginity. like it hurts at first." tyler said.

"i guess so. ohmygod they have it rough." josh dug his fingernails into tylers bad as he pushed in more. josh cried out, the burn spreading throughout his entire bottom.

"do you want to stop?" tyler asked. he was about half way in.

"no i'm okay. it's just like takin a shit i guess." he said. tyler bursting out laughing.

"don't say that while my dick is in your ass." he said.

"it's like, reverse. like i'm negative shitting right now. cause it's going back in." josh said.

tyler didn't say anything, just grabbing his lifeguard shirt and shoving it in joshs mouth. josh mumbled something, tyler shaking his head.

he pushed in more, tears running down the side of joshs face. tyler felt bad, but was more distracted by the immense amount of pleasure he was feeling from how tight josh was, because theyre amature gays so they didn't prep at all, or even use proper lube.

"are you okay?" tyler asked, now pushed in to the hilt. josh nodded, trying to spit the shirt out. tyler pulled it out of his mouth.

"i've never shoved anything up my ass, but i think i'm gonna start." josh said, crying out as tyler moved inside of him.

"hopefully it's my dick more often." tyler grunted, pulling out and pushing back in. josh was still in pain, but less.

"i'm sure it w-will be FUCK." he yelled, tyler now picking up a pace. the pain was slowly fading out. instead of a constant throb, it was more like a shock.

"how ya doing?" tyler asked through gritted teeth, his hands now squeezing bruises into his hips.

"o-o-ohmmm-f-fuckkkk-ohhhh." josh mumbled out, tyler smirking. tyler looked at josh, him nodding as he tyler started pounding harder. he was going full force now, the sound of their skin slapping filling the room. joshs legs were spread farther than they've ever been before in his life, and he kind of felt like his ball sack was gonna rip in half every time tyler spread them more.

"do you got like a g-spot?" tyler asked between heavy breaths and moans.

"i thinnnnk s-so." josh moaned out, his back arching off of the sweat slicked wooden desk.

tyler pounded and pounded, josh moaning with every thrust.

"i-i can't m g-gonna cum-f-f-fuck!" josh moaned out loud. "oh! oh! keep doing that oh!"

"is that your g-spot?" tyler groaned out, continuing to bury himself deep in that one spot.

"yes yes yes yes! oh god tyler oh god!" he moaned out loudly, scraping his fingernails down tylers smooth back.

"where's your cum gonna go?" tyler asked, looking down and seeing joshs throbbing, neglected cock rubbing against his abdomen.

"on myself y-you dumb-fuck." josh stuttered out, tilting his head back and scrunching his face.

"is that your cum face?" tyler asked, josh's eyes rolling back in his head as his abdomen clenched and he came across his stomach and chest.

"obviously." josh said, tyler continuing to fuck him hard.

"where do i cum?" tyler asked, feeling his orgasm surface.

"in my ass! why the fuck you askin so many questions?" josh yelled, tyler shrugged. he picked joshs legs up and set them on his shoulders as he finally released inside of the boy.

he pulled out, falling down on to the ground and laying there as josh laid on the table.

"i can't move. i think i'm paralyzed. i think you blew my back out." josh said, slowly sitting up with an immense amount of pain shooting up his lower back.

"ima have to look up how to have gay sex when i get home. i don't think we did it right." tyler sighed.

"you came in my ass, id say that was right." josh said, tyler shrugging. "i'm so fuckin wasted i'm not even gonna remember this when i wake up." josh said, standing up and putting his clothes back on.

"where are you going?" tyler asked.

"i don't know. i'll probably just pass out on a bench or sum." josh laughed.

"you can come to my place? i have an apartment." tyler said.

"really? you sure? i'm probably gonna throw up on your bed tonight." josh said, standing up with wobbly legs.

"hey, it's fine. i got a washing machine." tyler smiled. "but, were you really gonna sleep on a bench?"

"prolly. i can't go home, and i can't drive. even if i wasn't wasted." josh shrugged.

"why?"

"i got a dui and they revoked my license." josh said.

"well, i can drive you places, and you can sleep at my house. but i might have to beat your ass cause you're a dumb ass kid." tyler said.

"i know. i'm just living my best life." josh shrugged.

"good for you," tyler laughed. he cleaned up the room while they were talking. "do you hear that?"

"yeah, what is it?" josh looked confused. it sounded like someone talking but it was muffled.

"the phone?" tyler gasped, seeing the phone was off the base. "shit!" tyler said, picking it up.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AT MY POOL?! IM CALLING THE COPS!!!"

"well shit, i guess he's on speed dial."

A/N: this ones for chickenstrippers 🍑✨

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