:Basic Summary:
¡Joey Ask Xornoth On A Date!
...Xornoth's in is denial that he's gay & inlove
My brain is dead rn so I'm sorry this is goofy
I tried a little at some parts

>Also, I'm crying & going while currently vibing to the vid above<
+[Extra 1 random headcanons!!]+

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•POV; Nobody's•

It was a nice rainy day, a day where the lost jungle was actually beautiful and at a good temperature. So maybe that's why Joey decided it was the perfect atmosphere to ask Xornoth, a demon who is basically a "heir" to Exor's "throne", out on a picnic date....

WHAT A BRILLIANT IDEA!! Surely nothing would change in their relationship!! Totally!.. That is the most unbelievable fucking lie I've told-

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•POV; Xornoth's•

Last week, my dumbass Corrupted minion invited me to a date, so... what better time to talk abt politics & on how to kill people!

'Ok so- what tf do wear to a date?' I think to myself before i remember i be a fucking demonic entity, why do i need clothes-?? anyways, the "date" starts in 2 minutes so i better get going... But as I start to begin to log into empires I remember something important...

*he Dies bc he's TOXIC IN CANON & DESERVES IT IN CANON*
[I'm just lazy]
🥰🥰🥰

As I arrive, I see Joey (obviously-), he's wearing something that makes him look kinda ho- (😩) idiotic. He's wearing fucking purple. I hate porpl- pe- purple? (Bro cannot say his colors- He can't even think of them correctly- 😭)

Any-who, Any-shoe- He looks at me, ew.

. . .

"Xorny! You're here... WOW- uhh- Do you like my outfit, I tried to look good!! :D"

"Yes(in't.) ☺️"
Ew.

Honestly, he a lil cute- NO-
I'm totally not gay, I'm Scott's twin but.. C'mon man-

"So... What are we gonna do, Jungle King?"

"Well... Maybe a picnic?"
He says as he points to a picnic area.
. . .

Why?? I swear, even if I was Gay, I totally wouldn't like him.

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[Give me a break, I'm tired asf rn, haven't slept in a while]

I take a bite out of the sandwich, taste like Hoey, gay & loveabl-

"So-o-o-o..? How has killing people went?"

"Killed a few, Sausage also had fun w/ the 'reward' you gave him!"

"WOW! That's amazing! (🥰🙂)"
Why did I attempt to talk w/ him, I regret it already-
His voice makes me feel weird, probably annoyance.

. . .

I start to become quiet, making quite an awkward silence
I think Joey's too scared to fill the silence,
That's.. Fine.
Didn't like talking w/ him anyways..!

After a while of him eating, I stopped & just stared at him for a while, he blushed a lil when I looked at him, it was quite cute..?
No!
I'm not a queer. (😤)

. . .

"So, Xorny-"

Fuck.

"-how's everything w/ causing chaos, destruction & corruption around the server?"

"It's... Alright..?"
I say
using my vocal cords
From my throat to my mouth

"That's amazing Xorny! I can't wait to see once we finally rule the world!" He says, excitedly which is quite adora- amusing. Yes, quite amusing...

(Author forgot Joey's personality a bit, I'm trying but I honestly have not seen empires in 1 month, plz- [😭])

Hh hk

"...Thus has been truly (horrible) wonderful, Jungle k-... Joey."
I say, correcting myself since I guess he's earned the title of his name..? I see him perk up at me saying his name.

What the actual fuck am I feeling, why am I responding like this?
Why do I feel warm & fuzzy & feel so content tat Joey is happy?

. . .
"Ok.. Thank Xorny for coming, I kinda enjoyed it"

That's nice, I was worried he didn't- No.
I shouldn't care for this mortal, right?

"Xorny?"

He asked, a hint of worry in his voice, I them left, simply like that, why? Idk, I guess I was afraid, but I don't know why..

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•Xornoth's True Fear; >Love<
Anyways, It's 2am, I started at 1am, I have 3 more chapters that u have written but not finished since I'm indecisive & couldn't pick which one I should do :((

But this is the one I picked so yeah, here :3

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Bye my lil Fuck Nuggets
See Ya'll When I Escape The Demon Realm
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Toh
<3