He (and fish)can climb an underwater tree

Can we bring canned beef

Are dentures real

McDonalds and Jethro's are pizza places

they just *snap* *snap* *snap* yea

Vanilla's the plain kind of ice cream (just milk)

Thinks he's "cute"

Thinks he's a greaser

You only need two pairs of underwear for a week long trip

Haven't you turned your dirty underwear inside out and worn them?

Man wouldn't it suck to be a thermometer

Wouldn't it be cool if you could fart out of your mouth

I enjoy the smell of my own fart

We are literally fart talkers. It's like morse code

You never want the bottom bunk. People pee.

Pee isn't that bad.

Would you consider a sword a big knife?

Could we say youth is like a golden flower?

Just let the person die they'll float back(in reference to the breaks taken at wave pools)

Hey Keaton yesterday I puked through my nose

I tried to jump rope with a meter stick

The last thing I looked up was is an insect an animal

Wait is that actually Jonathan Ivy

Bats can transform into humans?

Grasshoppers are stupid

One time my brother like BUSTED his eardrum and it started bleeding it was funny

Everyone on this planet is stupid compared to the aliens. What? Have you never seen the avengers?

Awww I want more people to die, I love it when people die.

He died? Haha

Nor is a stupid word I hate it

I would get lip implants and butt injections to be on the Kardashian's

It smells like laundry detergent

That's not a buzzer, that's an err

Jason Derulo (sung in Jonny's horrible singing voice)

I just want one more person to die and I'll be good

Think I can put my foot behind my head? (Proceeds to try)

It would be cool to be a human frog.

If a boomerang and a bow and arrow had a baby that would be it (Lydia ultrasound)

It kind of looks like a bow and arrow

I like Steve he's nice

I think it would be cool to have a gallstone

Dude I will never pee again

"Gnarly yeah" (in surfer voice)

Singing Mary had a Little Lamb, while playing a out of tune guitar

I wish I was canola oil

You could like morph through things.

My last name is ivvve and his last name is jaaa

It's all about hitting the big ones

It looks like a time machine(hourglass)

I have a bump on my bone

I'm pretty sure my leg is broken

Lunch ladies like to get mad

Colorblind people can actually see real colors

If you are a stupid idiot that makes you smart

So I'm none colors

So if it's rainy does the ocean look gray

Let's cover the hole in the ozone layer with a big tarp.

There was a potato named Roberto (in his awful singing voice)

Isn't it a big hole in the ocean? (after someone asked if Johnny knew what a hole in the ozone layer was)

What does Bliss mean (the perfect example of ignorance is bliss)

Can we go to an amusement park (Amusement park map project)

If you can keep your temper then you will get the big burger

What if one day I'm a senior

I'd have a hot wife.

Then I could (proceeds to make thrust motions)

I could do so many girls cause I'd be president

I need girls

Peoples tongues taste like French fries

Donald Trump's signature looks like a roller coaster

Is essay spelled SA or essay

A perfect essay should include a good "beef of the story"

Britishness is way to proper

Is British a language?

We are speaking American

We don't speak Americanese

If French is a language why isn't a language
Like oh ho ho (French accent)

It's gonna be a bandaid day

Let's be gorillas

They're stupid smart

Factions. Kinda like fractions but without the R

Let's have a farting contest

Girls don't fart

Do girls poop?

It's just my head is just exploded

If you itch your balls and then rub your eyes can you get pink eye (zach said probably)
Oh then yup i have pink eye

Whoever i wife up won't be poopin

YOU DON'T HAVE KIDS OUT OF YOUR BUTTHOLE

It's not sexist it's true

One time I had to inject him with an epipen

BAH right in the thigh

You can't get there.

I'm just repeating what she said.

Why are there newspapers down? (5min later) oh yea cause eggs are messy

What did I say? (Reoccurring quote)

4 wits? Like a 4 Watts battery

Hattie wanna do a duet?

You know you wanna check out these thighs*slaps one*

I won't get that wet. Wait I'm soaked