Pineapples are fornicating in the back seat of my garbage truck!
So yeah I got tagged and unfortunately this is the only book I have published right one please by all means skip over this chapter my loyal customers!
1) I am a firm believer in ghosts and mermaids (don't you dare judge meh!)
2) obviously I love graphic design.
3) I hate the color orange whenever I see it I want to throw up.
4) NETFLIX IS MY LYFE!
5) I always end up dating jackasses #JerksFoBæs (all my sistas know what I'm talking bout)
6) I'm all bark and no bite, badass on the outside but when I get home I secretly start watching my little pony and fangirling over fairy tail while making out with my 5sos poster.
7) I like to use funny words that mean sex, for example: fornicating (lol just please say that word out loud in British accent, don't tell me it's not hilarious)
8) I'm broke as shit, I went into Macy's yesterday and saw a pair of black of pumps. I was all THESE ARE THE SHOES! I CANT WAIT TO- *looks at price tag* ya know what they're kinda tacky *puts the shoes back lightly on the shelf*
9) I have an unhealthy obsession for coming up with Donald Trump conspiracy theories. HE IS PART OF THE BEYONCÉ ILLUMINATI!
10) I donate to autism charities every month because of my five year old cousin Ethan who struggles every day because of his condition.
11) I dislike homophobes, I have a gay friend and we went shopping one time and this guy gave him a nasty look and I was all "YOU GOT A PROBLEM BRO! LETS SETTLE THIS RIGHT NOW YOU HOMOPHOBIC SON OF A BITCH" ............I was politely asked to leave.
12) I have dog and yesterday she bit my nose
When I tried to put her in a princess tiara.
13) THIS WAS INCREDIBLY EXHAUSTING!
Alright now for some tagging!
JuneRoberts
hunterloera
Cupcakeluv1635
The_Real_Me_Here
boysbeware
PuppyPawsGreen
jakepatt
Sorro_54
giggles3344
Harmony_Wind
TrangRilus
arcticstars
-wintersoldier
cuddlyxniall
crazylazysubu
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