The Best Yo Mama Jokes |apparently|

1
Your mother is so ugly, your father takes her with him to work so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye.

2
Your mom is so ugly, people break into her house just to close the curtains.

3
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, it slowed down.

4
Yo momma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her.

5
 Yo momma's so fat, it took me two trains, a plane, and a bus to get to her good side.