Best first: Jokes about unemployed people are not funny. They just don't work.

1
Why was the toilet paper rolling down the mountain?
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To get to the bottom.

2
Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company.

3
The guests in this hotel are always stealing all the soaps, shower gels and shampoos from their rooms.

Dirty bastards!

4
Dracula didn’t have many friends because he was a real pain in the neck.

5
Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on.

6
Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman. A good example: “I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday!”

7
What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, it simply waved.

8
If a wild pig kills you, does it mean you’ve been boared to death?

9
Aim for the stars! But first take care of the bodyguards.

10
Little Johnny: "Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"
 
Mother:" No, you’ll be getting turkey, like every year!"