Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
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He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
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