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I've been dating a homeless woman recently, and I think it's starting to get serious...

She's asked me to move out with her.

Stupid but funny jokes

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course.
One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral
procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his
golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says, “Wow, that
is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a
kind man.” The man then replies, “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”