Hearing voices in your head is normal. Listening to them is quite common. Arguing with them – acceptable. It is only when you lose that argument that you get in real trouble.

If you had to decide between a diet and a piece of chocolate, would you prefer dark, white or milk chocolate?

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect.

Do people talk about you behind your back? Simply fart.

I’m on a strict seafood diet. I see food, I eat it.