1

What is the worst combination of illnesses?
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Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running, but can’t remember where.

2

“Have you been sleeping by an open window, like I told you?” asks a doctor his patient.

“Yes, just like you said, doc.”

“And is the bronchitis gone now?”

“Not yet, so far the only things gone are my laptop and cellphone.”

3

At an interview: “In the beginning, you’ll be earning 20 000, later on it can go up to 40 000.”
 
“OK, I’ll come again later then.”