I think they're a tad bit cringy
1

A woman in labour suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"

  "Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."  

2

A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a whiskey and ... cola."

  "Why the big pause?" asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. "I'm not sure; I was born with them."  

3

A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!"

  The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don't follow you ..." 

4

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

  A receding hare-line. 

5

Even though I've gone bald I still keep my comb.

I just can't part with it. 

 6 

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

  A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.  

7

Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates?

A: Aware wolf

8

Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

A: Terrier-fied!

9

Q: What do you call a dog magician?

A: A labracadabrador.

10

Q: What do you call a frozen dog?

A: A pupsicle.