I was in the public toilet and had just sit down.
A voice from the next cubicle said, "Hey! How are you?"
Embarrassed I said, "I am doing fine."
The voice said, "So what are you up to?"
I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here."
From next door, "Can I come over?" Annoyed I said, "Rather busy right now"
The voice said, "Listen, I will have to call you back later, there is an idiot next door answering all my questions.