A sad man was sitting with a bottle of pepsi in front of him. His friend came, drank the pepsi and asked, "Dude, what's with the long face?"
He replied, "Man, today's the worst day of my life. I had a fight with my wife this morning. After that my car went out of order. When i got to the office late, my boss fired me. Now that I wanted to commit suicide I mixed poison in my pepsi but then you drank it...