Two friends talking: 

'Hey, I got married'

'Oh, dats good.'

'No, dats bad. She is ugly'

'Oh, dats bad'

'No, dats good. She is rich'

'Oh, dats good.'

'No, dats bad. She won't give me a cent'

'Oh, dats bad'

'No, dats good. She bought me a big house.'

'Oh that's good.'

'No, dats bad. The house burned down.'

'Oh, dats bad'

'No, dats good. She was in it...