(A/N: All the insults posted should be taken as a joke. Also, please vote and comment if you like them xD)

No. 8: The zoo called. They're wondering how you got out of your cage?

No. 9: I thought of you today. It reminded me to take the garbage out.

No. 10: It's better to let someone think you're an idiot than opening your mouth and proving it.

No. 11: You have your entire life to act as a jerk. Why not take the day off?