This is proof that I didn't die or just abandon all my books. I just have the writer's block of the century and I cannot say when the next update to any of my books will be, I just hope it will be soon. Anyways, as proof of my existence, here's some OoO S2 vines, incorrect quotes, etc. (Sorry again)

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(Why Magnus shouldn't babysit)

Magnus: Time for bed sweetie

Inpu's kid: Why?

Magnus: Because you need your rest.

Inpu's kid: Why?

Magnus: *annoyed* To grow big and strong.

Inpu's kid: Why?

Magnus: *more annoyed* Shhh rest. *Holds pillow over their mouth*

Inpu's kid: *muffled questions*

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Nad: Can I have a bite please? *stares at donuts*

Dranne: Sure!

Nad: *eats the whole damn shop*

Dranne: ಠಗಠ

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(At Cleopatra's Ball)

Bryan & too many others: You guys ready for the picture? Okay

Cal & Dranne: *don't know what camera to look at* Hold up wait-

Bryan & Co.: 1... 2... 3!

Cal & Dranne: *panik*

Cal & Dranne: *look anywhere and everywhere cross-eyed*

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Impatient demons be like-

Brandeen: Tch, that's it I'm going. *Impatiently walks away*

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(At the donut shop)

Momiji: I'll take one large dark roast.

Drannus: *takes over Dranne at the counter* BOI!! You no good, ugly ass, worthless piece of shit...!

Momiji: *is sadness*

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Xylo: Do you got a pencil?

Lee: Your mom's got a pencil!

Lee & Campers: OOOHHHH-

Kay: Hey!

Kay: ... Good one!

The entirety of Camp Oasis: OOOHHHH!!!

Xylo: = _ =

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Inpu: Hey can I come over for dinner tonight?

Bryan: Sure, let me ask River.

Bryan: *calls him but hears his ringtone right behind them*

Bryan: River?

River: *is absolutely still but is fooling no one*

Bryan: River! We know it's you-

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Lychee, Davis, Riccaro: *see the 3 councilors outside of camp*

Lychee: Hide!

The Bros: *hidden*

Lychee: Did they see us?

Davis: I hope not.

Kay, River, Mikeal: *also hidden*

Kay: Are they gone?

Mikeal: I hope so.

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Austin, son of Pele: So tell me about your friends.

Dranne: I don't have any... *sniffle*

Austin: Are you crying?

Dranne: YES *ugly cries*

Austin: Geez you're a real baby aren't you?

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Lychee: I don't understand why when someone has a baby, their first question is "OH MY GOD WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE!!" The thing just came out! Looks like a damn potato!

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Hephaestus: *from the heavens* You're starting to look more and more like me every day.

Dranne: *starts to cry*

Hephaestus: Why are you crying?

Dranne: You- you're just ugly dad, I don't wanna look like you-

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Davis: Wow, you've got the ass of an angel.

Mania: Aw, what does it even mean?

Davis: It means it's non-existent. Like it's not even there.

Mania: Okay I-

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Bryan: So you're the guy that's taking my sister to the Aphrodite Ball...

Colin, son of Maui: Yeah, she's like-

Bryan: *pulls out his sword* You hurt her, I will staple dead birds to your room.

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Inpu: Is this the place?

His son: Yeah they stole my iPhone.

Inpu: *knocks hard*

Xylo: What's up?

Inpu: Listen here!

Xylo: *angry* What's up *****!?! *Riccaro pops up behind him*

Inpu: Crap, I left my glasses in the car! I love you son!! *runs away*

Inpu's son: AHH-

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Momiji: *talking about Drannus* THERE IS A VULTURE IN FRONT OF MY-

Drannus: *in front of her shrine doing absolutely nothing, not even in earshot or looking at her*

Momiji: OH. MY-

Momiji: *gets a hose and starts spraying* THIS IS NOT YOUR LAND! GOOO!

Momiji: *surprised he didn't move* How is that-!?

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Lee: Why do white girls walk in odd numbers?

Mania and Magnus: ??

Lee: *in a loud obnoxious voice* Because they can't even!

Magnus: *snorts*

Mania: *cause of death: wheezing to hard*