Teacher: Why did you not study?
Student: A year has 365 days to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is too hot to work, so there are only 263 days left. We sleep approximately 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If messed around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours each day eating, which adds up to 30 days, so we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day talking to friends and family, that takes another 15 days and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in our year, which leaves us with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you're sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You only have 1 day left. But that one day is your birthday!