1. You can't count your hair
2. You can't sneeze with your eyes open
3. You can't wash you eyes with soap
4. You can't say "P" without closing you mouth
5. You just tried it
7. You skipped number 6
8. You checked to see if there was a 6
9. You just realised there was no number 6
10. You can't breathe with your tongue sticking out

PUT YOUR TONGUE BACK IN!!!