3am call or text...
Person: Hey, are you asleep?
Comeback: No, I was in a coma! Thanks for rescuing me.

Authors note:
Hey guys!
Yay! Number 100! I'm kind of running out of jokes and comebacks so I might have to google some... Please don't hate me!!! I can't believe this book has over 5K views! I'm so happy (>^_^>) I love all your smexy faces!
-GirlOffline_