Bully: You're so ugly

Me:

•Eat make up so you could be beautiful inside

•At least I can Photoshop my face while you can't do the same to your ugly ass personality

•Bitch, I ain't a mirror.

Bully: So weak.....

Me:

•At least I ain't dumb as you are

•Good! Coz you'll be our human shield instead

Bully: Freak

Me:

•Pathetic mortal

•Fat/Skinny ass bitch

•Dumbass motherfucker

[I suggest you run after saying these]

Bully: You look pathetic

Me:

•Well you look like King Kong

•If by pathetic, you mean fabulous, then I completely agree.

•Do I look like a I give a fuck?