What did one casket say to the other?

Little Brother: "Hmmm what?"

Me: "Is that you coffin?"

Brother laughs, (cause he appreciates puns!): "That one killed me."

Me: "Yup, it helps disperse the grave atmosphere."

Brother: "Yeah, sometimes it becomes tomb much."

Me: "Mmm, that one had nice death (depth, sorry, I was pulling a blank)."

Brother: "That ones a reaper."

Me: "I love it soul much."

Brother: "Annnd there can be a hole lot more."

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Actually I really can't think of any more.

I was thinking something along the lines of, I think I was just ghosted or The bone is ringing, gotta go.

But those were both really bad, not only that but I have no idea how I could incorporate them.

Well, sorry for the shortness, but as you can see I was really struggling with this one. And I didn't feel like going online, but what's the fun in that anyways?

Feel free to comment and/or leave me your own puns on the subject or a joke to do a subject on!

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