Me: "Then it hit me."

Random person (just stares at me)

Me: Ha, get the pitcher?
You know, Cinderella would probably be terrible at this game
She'd just run away from the ball

Well, At least the stadiums are a cool place to be.

Person:"Not in the summer."

Me: what are you talking about? They're full of fans, of course they're cool.

Person: (sigh)

Me: "It's good the teams can catch flys, other wise those people would have a problem."

In the big inning there was a ball that people liked to bat about

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Bleh, this is horrible. I don't even care for base ball so I haven't the faintest idea as to what possessed me to do this.

Which means 98% of these are from online.

Well, if you have a pun or joke touch base with me.

Seriously, comment one. This page is in desperate need.