You are a bus driver. 1000 people come in, 70 come out. 5000 come in 364 come out. 20045 come in and 23149 come out. What is the color of the bus driver's hair?
ANSWER:
You are the bus driver
(What is the color of your hair?)
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I am sorry that joke is kind of bad so please do not judge. 😑