More dark humour bc I'm bored.
Enjoy.

What is the difference between a knife and my life?
The knife has a point

What do u call a group of redneck superheroes?
The inbredables

I'd tell a joke abt my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line😔

My family is like a treasure.
You need a map and shovel to find them.

Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls.i was in the woman's bathroom.

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Why can't the English play chess?
Cuz they ain't got no queen.

A black man went to a slave exhibition.
A white child said-
'Mommy, that one's moving!

Riddles!

A woman from the county council have come to investigate a contaminated lake. All life forms are dead.
A sack is put over her head and she is taken to a room with 3 doors.

Door 1. Filled with venomous cobras that will kill you in seconds.

Door 2. A room full of hungry sharks that will kill u immediately.

Door 3. The person who put u there.

Comment the answer and I will reply to the person who got it!
Eurovision_Potatoe yur noy allowed to guess bc I told u this in May.

My most normal conversation with Angie.

Idk what's wrong with me that's what came up when I looked up offensive jokes on google😭

I'm probably done IL add more sometime in the future but for now I wanna do my other stories.

Support your führer.
-fiadh.
                
(Sorry😭)
               

I'm a terrible person😭