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More jokes cuz why not.
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Some jokes provided by AmeCountryhumans1
Where do American terrorists go when they die?
Everywhere.
I wanted to break up with my Japanese girlfriend but she didn't get it so I dropped the bomb twice.
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Why does 10 have ptsd?
Because it's in 9 and 11.
What's worse then 20 babies and a bin?
20 bins and a baby.
Irish fight situation!
When your losing a fight but you remember who they shifted and have proof of it from the most recent disco.
Sorry Olivia, u blackmailed me one too many times as a child.
It's my turn to blackmail with yur drinking,vaping,shifting and cursing.
Fuck you sis🥰.
What's the difference between a jew and harry potter?
Harry escaped the chambers.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat
What do you call a bookclub that's stuck on the same book for years?
Church
What do you call a man with no hoes?
What's your name?
I found a book titled how to be a slave.
I gave it to my black friend and told him to study.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's yellow and you have to slow down when you see it?
Your teeth.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What test could Steven Hawkins not pass?
The I'm not a robot test.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile!
I said that was a big word for a 7 year old.
Why can't Michael Jackson not go within 500m of a school?
Because he's dead.
What's red and gets smaller by the minute?
A baby with a cheese grater.
What do u call a miget that's a cop?
A guinea pig
Why don't Americans use the metric system?
They do, you just find the millimeters in the school.
What do u call a pedophile with no legs?
A creepy crawly☠️
I'm done.
I might do more but idk.
Thanks for reading!.
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