more dark humour

More jokes cuz why not.
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Some jokes provided by AmeCountryhumans1

Where do American terrorists go when they die?
Everywhere.

I wanted to break up with my Japanese girlfriend but she didn't get it so I dropped the bomb twice.

Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

Why does 10 have ptsd?
Because it's in 9 and 11.

What's worse then 20 babies and a bin?
20 bins and a baby.

Irish fight situation!
When your losing a fight but you remember who they shifted and have proof of it from the most recent disco.
Sorry Olivia, u blackmailed me one too many times as a child.
It's my turn to blackmail with yur drinking,vaping,shifting and cursing.
Fuck you sis🥰.

What's the difference between a jew and harry potter?
Harry escaped the chambers.

Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat

What do you call a bookclub that's stuck on the same book for years?
Church
What do you call a man with no hoes?
What's your name?

I found a book titled how to be a slave.
I gave it to my black friend and told him to study.

What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.

What's yellow and you have to slow down when you see it?
Your teeth.

What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.

What test could Steven Hawkins not pass?
The I'm not a robot test.

My girlfriend called me a pedophile!
I said that was a big word for a 7 year old.

Why can't Michael  Jackson not go within 500m of a school?
Because he's dead.

What's red and gets smaller by the minute?
A baby with a cheese grater.

What do u call a miget that's a cop?
A guinea pig

Why don't Americans use the metric system?
They do, you just find the millimeters in the school.

What do u call a pedophile with no legs?
A creepy crawly☠️

I'm done.
I might do more but idk.
Thanks for reading!.

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