Read at your own will.
Some are very offensive.
I dont wanna get arrested.
Pls don't report if your not happy with the jokes and can remove a certain joke or take down this site.

Whats long and wide and full of seamen?
A submarine
Boats-2
Rich people-0

Why do American mags have 30 bullets?
Because that's the average class size.

Who do dyslexic children write their Santa letter too?
Satan.

What can you not put in a room full of epileptic people?
A flashbang.

I once walked up to a crying child and asked him where his parents were.
He started crying louder.
Anyways,working at the orphanage was fun.

What do you call a room full of Mexicans?
Prison.

What is the most expensive haircut?
Kemotherapy.

What country is always ill?
Brazil.

Poland can into different countries, just not into space😪(invaded)

Irish dad joke!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Fillus
Fillus who?
Fillus a glass of whiskey.

Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat anything that bugs them.

When Ww3 breaks out bit it's not the Germans fault

What do you call a room full of irish people?
The pub.

RIDDLE!
Where is the mistake.

12,23,34,45,56,67,78,89,90.

What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.

What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.

How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet then on your dick.(sorry girls).

If the internet was a boat where would they park it?
Google docs.

Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.

What's the difference between a pedophile and a prostitute?
Prostitutes get paid.

Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two tired.

Irish joke!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.

What did the pig say on a hot day?
I'm bacon.

My boss told me to have a good day.
So I went home.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
Pizzas don't scream when u put them in the oven.

OK I'm done.
As I said if you don't agree with a joke comment delete and I will get rid of that joke as soon as I can.
This was just a joke and not ment to harm anyone.
Cya lads