Funny Quotes

Hey guys! I came across these awesome quotes the other day and thought, why not add these into my book? So, here ya go-

When I die, I want to die peacefully like my grandfather did-in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

-Bob Monkhouse

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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.

-Anonymous

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

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Practice makes perfect. But then, nobody's perfect, so why practice at all?

-Anonymous

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