You just smirked.

"If I die, J, I love you," you say before jumping from Lisa's car to Batman's.

"Wait, what?" The Joker asked, slightly panicked. "Don't worry, she won't... At least, she better not," Lisa reassured him, mumbling the last part.

You jumped in his car again. "Fufu~ repeating this again, are we?" You said while holding a gun to his neck, under his mask.

"I think not," you chimed, he grumbled, quickly smacking the gun away from his neck and punching you.

You quickly recovered, nose bleeding, and threw a punch and kick to him, the car swerving side to side.

Eventually he ended up falling on you, that didn't stop your fight, however, there was delayed attacks from him. The possibility of him being flustered appeared in your mind but you shook it off as crazy.

"Good try, Batsy, but I'm a little harder to seduce," you say while continuing to fight him.

Eventually the Batmobile slowed to a stop, making you try and push him off of you and dart away although you weren't all that strong.

"Mind getting off, Batsy?" you asked, trying your best to push him off.

"Why would I do that? I've finally caught you," he said, picking you up with you slinged over his shoulder as police cars came.

"Mhm, sure you have..." you muttered, as soon as a police guard took you you kicked him in the crotch, darting away.

Of course, Batman chased you but it only took a few twists and turns to lose him.

"Good... That should keep him away from me for no-" A black gloved hand clasped over your mouth until you passed out.

~Time Skip~

(Real quick, who do you think it was? Comment your guess here!

HINT: Its a real plot twist!

Done? Ok!)

You woke up in a soft bed although your head hurt like hell.

You tried getting up but you were held hostage by two muscular arms.

"What the hell...?" You tried escaping but that just woke him up.

"Oh, you're awake..." the man muttered. Now you got a good look at him, it was obvious who he was.

"Bruce?! Get the fuck off me!" you yell while trying to break free.

"Heh, sorry but I'd rather not..." he yawned and hugged you tighter. You now know how Luna feels.

"Unhand me, Bruce! If I find out you did anything to me I'l-" "1, I would never take advantage of you like that. 2, I took your gun and I doubt you can strangle me..."

(Just clarifying something, Topaz said the reader was a little too op so let's see her helpless in this situation.)

You cursed under your breath. "I hate you..." "Love you too, Sweetcheeks..." he replied, using you as a teddy bear.

"I hate you so much words can't express it..." "Aww, I love you more..." he teased.

"You don't need to love me very much to say that truthfully," you grumbled and he replied with a surprise kiss.

You pulled away instantly. "Hey! That was my first kiss, Mouth-rapist," you complain, struggling as much as you could.

"Aw, really? That makes me happy that I was your first," he said, chuckling.

"Don't you have a company to run? Maybe give me to Batman or Arkham?" you ask. "Why would I give you up? You're wonderful," he stated.

"Please... Release me..." you grumbled. "Mm... Just a few more minutes? You're so soft..." he muttered.

"Pervert! I belong to one person and one person only!" This made him think for a moment.

"Is it Batman?" he asked, somewhat hopeful. "Wh-Where did those rumors come from?!" you stutter in embarrassment.

"Hm... Well, did you know that I was Batman?" he said with a smirk. "Your joking..." you mutter.

"No," he says while pulling you up to his bare chest.

Of course, this meant bad things for you but you just made like Luna and stayed silent while thinking through all of your life's avents to have THIS happen.

Kidnapped, betrayed, witnessed murder, saved someone elses life, killed others.

Where, out of all those events, did you deserve 'Be obsessed over'?

It was an hour before he got up, you had pretended to sleep while he got dressed and kissed your forehead, leaving with Alfred occasionally checking on you.

You immediately got up and looked in the mirror at your clothes.

You were wearing a black T-shirt that was big enough to act like a dress but what was upsetting is that either Batman or Alfred saw you naked.

You shook off the terrifying thought and got changed into the clothes you came in and escaped out the window.

It took awhile but upon Luna finding you and bringing you back you were being strangled by The Joker.

"Can't... Breathe... Please... Let go..." you coughed out.

"Never, never again will I let go..." he muttered. "Come on, J... Surely you'd prefer her alive then dead?" Lisa asked, making him grumble and free you.

"Thank god... Thanks, Li- OW!!!" you squealed at Lisa smacking you then pulling you into a hug that must've broken at least 2 ribs.

"NEVER scare me like that again!" Lisa shouted.

"Owwwww..." you groaned in pain. Lisa's expression turned worried as she let you go.

"Your kidnapper didn't hurt you, did they??? Is that why you're hurt???" Lisa asked, checking your body for any bruises or cuts.

"Lisa... Let me just say... Your hugs... Can probably kill..." you managed to get out.

Now its was Luna's turn.

She darted at you, pinning you to the ground with her hug and breaking the rest of your ribs.

"AHH!!!" you screamed in pain. "IMISSEDYOUSO
MUCH,OHMYGODSYOU
WEREOUTFORWAYTOO
LONG.WHYWOULDYOUDOTHISTOME?!?!?!" she shouted.

"Why... Would... You... Do... THIS... To me.....?" you choked out.

Luna then got off you. "Oops, sorry..." Luna muttered.

"Well, come on, we're leaving Gotham today," Lisa said.

"What?!" You and The Joker asked