Type // Fluff
Joker // Jared Leto (Suicide Squad)
Warnings // violence, swearing

Plot // You and Harley fight for Jokers affection.

"Hiya puddin'!" You heard a voice say downstairs. Rolling your eyes, you began to walk downstairs.,  Knowing Harley would attempt to seduce J. You refuse to let that happen.
"Hey J!" You said from the top of the stairs, stopping Harley from finishing her sentence. She scoffed as J smiled.
"Hiya doll." He said loudly. As you went down the stairs you noticed Harley had her arms crossed and was glaring at you.
"What's wrong Harley?" You said in a fake voice, and a smile to go along with it. She just growled slightly and faced J once again.
"Puddin', do you think-" Harley was interrupted by one of J's henchmen coming around the corner, whispering something in J's ear. His face lit up and he waved the goon off.
"I'm sorry, but I have some important business to take care of, see you later," he winked as he walked off in the direction of his office.
Harley huffed and looked at you.
"Good to see you're still ruining my life," she snapped.
"Oh I'm sorry, what did I do?" You said with an innocent look. Harley got closer to your face.
"Things were fine with me and my Puddin' until you came here and ruined everything, and so help me I will get his attention back on me," and with that the turned around and walked off.
You refused to let Harley get Joker all to herself.
If anyone was going to get J's attention, it was going to be you.

After a few hours J came out of his office, both you and Harley racing to get there first.
"Puddin, Doll, calm down." He said.
"J, did you think me and you could go like to dinner sometime, it's been a while since we've hung out." You said with a sad face. Harley scowled as she crossed her arms and walked away.
Joker put his arms on your shoulders. You still giving him the sad look.
"Alright Y/n, we can go to dinner later, go get ready and I'll come and get you." He kissed your cheek and walked away. You bit your lip and squealed on the inside.
You ran upstairs into your room to go get ready.
Sitting down in front of your mirror, you got ready.

"C'mon Doll, let's go." Joker called out. You smirked and ran downstairs. He put his hand out and you grabbed it. Smiling wickedly he whispered into your ear.
"You look gorgeous." 
You heard someone growl and turned to see Harley.
"Don't forget Mistah J, we have lunch tomorrow," you rolled your eyes and pulled J along. Wanting to leave as soon as possible.

-Skipping dinner-

To your surprise, Harley didn't try to ruin the date. You and Joker were able to have a really good time. As you were walking out he pushed you slightly against the car. He smirked and kissed you. You didn't expect him to kiss so gently, but he did. The entire ride home one thing was standing in the back of your mind, one thing that proved your chance with J.
You knew this was good, as he hadn't kissed Harley in a while. You were obviously getting to him.

-The Next Day-

You were smiling as you walked downstairs. You had woken up late, but nothing was going to ruin your good mood. Other than you finally remembering Harley and J were out on a date.
"Hi Doll," you heard a voice from behind you.
"I thought you were on a date with Harley," you said confused.
"We already went, what's wrong, jealous?" He smirked and you rolled your eyes.
"Not in the slightest, don't get your hopes up, J." This time it was your turn to smirk.
Then someone came up behind you.
"What did I miss?" She questioned.
"Nothing that involves you," you said quietly so only Harley could hear it.
She snickered. J smiled and walked away, leaving you and Harley alone.
"You need to back off," she said angrily.
"You're one to talk." You both went back and fourth for a while.
"Ladies, no need to fight over me," J had said with a smile walking up to you and Harley.
"But she started it," Harley said as she bit her lip.
"Liar," I mumbled.
Joker rolled his eyes and laughed. Leaning forward, putting his hand on your cheek and kissing you. Right in front of Harley.
When he stopped you smirked as well as him.
"Sorry Puddin'." He said before shrugging. Putting his hand on her shoulder and patting it lightly.
She just huffed and walked away. But not before mumbling.
"This isn't over, Y/n."