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Imagine that you have been overworked and having an unbalanced life. You're at your rope's end, but one night a certain King of Gotham becomes your knight in shinning armor.

A/N- Warning- A lot of cursing, mentioning of the words: drunk and sex and some alcohol use.

Please don't read unless you are 18!!!

Y/n L/n was a normal young woman in her early 20's. She had beautiful long dark brown hair that goes passed her shoulders and back. Y/n also has the beautiful shade of purple eyes.

She worked everyday like an everyday person. She never missed a day of work, for she wanted to get the promotion at her work place. "Today is the day." She said as she got ready for work.

Once she was at work, Nick, the boss called everyone into the meeting room to tell everyone who was getting the promotion. Y/n crossed her fingers and prayed that it was going to be her. "Ladies and gentlemen. This took me a lot to think about, but I made my decision. The promotion goes to... Nichole." The boss said as y/n's heart shattered. "Wait a damn minute! You're giving Nichole the promotion, Nick?! I've been here long than she has! I gave you six fucking years and I haven't missed a single day!" You yelled. "Y/n, please calm down." "Calm down? Calm down! You're asshole Nick! I worked my ass off for this company and you're giving the promotion to that bitch Nichole, who just started here?! What the hell, Nick! You know what I fucking quit!" You said as you stomped out of and got your things from your station and went home. As the sun went down, y/n went out to go clear her mind, when she began to breakdown and cry. Meanwhile on the other side of town, Joker was causing trouble as usual. He was being chased by police, when they went the wrong way. "These coppers are so dumb. Unlike Gordon and what's his face. Oh yeah, I remember now. Bullock, but it should be more like bullshit. HAHAHA!" He said as he laughed. As he drove through, he saw the young y/n crying her heart out. He felt a headache coming into play, since he hated seeing a grown woman cry.

He got out of the lamborghini and went over to the young female. "Hey, are you okay?" He asked in non caring tone, but y/n kept crying. "Hey! I'm talking to you!" "Fuck off!" Y/n said, more liked yelled. Joker could feel his blood boil, but he somehow kept calm. "(Takes a deep breath) Look lady. I can see that you're stressed and upset about something. So come with me to my club where we can have few drinks and get to know each other. And for God's sakes, quit cryin!" He said. (He's such a great comforter) "Who the h-. J-Joker?" "That's my name dollface. Don't wear it out. Now what's your name, beauitful?" "Y-Y/n. Y/n L/n." "Well y/n. Do ya want to join me for a drink?" He asked. "O-okay. Just give me a second to change. You can come in if you want." You said as he went into your apartment. "Jeez y/n. Your place is shit." "(sarcasticlly) Gee thanks Mr. J." You said as you changed into a lazy clothes. "Okay I'm ready." You said as Joker shook his head. "You're not going out like that! No, that outfit says "pitty me." He said as he went to your closet and found something better for you. "Ah. Here we go. Put this on." He said. "What's wrong with what I got on?" You asked. "If you're going to be my guest, I want you to look presentable, not looking like a pesent." He said. "(Groans) Fine!" You said as you began to undress, forgetting that the King of Gotham was in your bedroom. "Do you mind?" He rolled his eyes and left as you got changed... again. "Here. Is this better?" You asked as you came out of your bedroom. "Much better. Now let's go." He said. (Time skip to the club)

Once you and J arrived at the nightclub, a lot of Joker's men were looking at you, but they all stopped when their boss gave them all an evil glare. "Leave my guest alone, unless you want your head on pike!" And just like that all the guys left you alone. "Please sit. What do you drink?" "I'm not much of a drinker, Mr. Joker." "You can call me, J, princess. And really, after the day you had? I'm amazed you're not drunk and causing chaos." He said with chuckle and ordered two purple cocktails as well as some food for you. Both of you began talking about things and before you knew it, you and J had gone through ten cocktails. Joker's right hand man and bodygaurd took both of you back to mansion to let both of you sleep of your drunken states.

After a long night, you woke up in a purple and green bedroom. "What the hell? Where am I?" You asked as you turned to see Joker fast asleep on the other side of the bed. "Holy Shit!" You yelled as fell out of the bed. "I slept with the Joker. I slept with the Joker! Oh shit!" You panicked and locked yourself in the bathroom and began to throw cold water on your face, hoping it was just a dream, or in your case a nightmare. "This isn't real. This isn't real." "Oh it's real alright." A voice said, sending shrivers up your spine. "Mornin' princss. I take it you slept well." J said. "I-I did, but you and I d-didn't, you know?" "If you mean have sex so far no, but you'll never know." He said in sing-song voice, leaving you in a state of shock. "I can't be pregnant with his kid. Even if he's super sexy. I can't be pregnant with his kid." You said as you went downstairs to get some breakfast.

Frost made fresh coffee for you and J with some medicine, in case of a hangover. Frost was very nice to you. He made you breakfast, since J didn't want anything. After a while, Frost took you home, but you found a late notice on your door. "No. Damn it. Fuck!" "What's wrong, Ms.?" "I got nowhere to live, Mr. Frost. The owner is kicking me out, since I lost my job." You said as cried. "Don't worry, Ms. y/n. My boss can help you out." You got everything out of your old apartment, Frost brought you back to the manison and told J everything. "Well since you got no place to stay, you may stay here, but I have one condition." "Anything, I mean what's your condition, Mr. J?" "You will be my girlfriend." You were shocked that Joker asked you to be his girlfriend. "Y-you want me to be your girlfriend?" "Yes I do, y/n. Plus you will live a life of luxury, be my new queen and you'll have my protection 24/7. So what is your answer, y/n?" J asked. "I say, yes." "Good choice. Frost. Go and have the boys set up all of my new queen's things and take my queen out and buy her whatever she wants." J ordered. "Yes sir. Come with me, Ms. y/n." Frost said as you went with him to go do some needed shopping.

When you and Frost came back from your shopping trip, you went to go find J, who was standing out on the balcony, looking over his beloved kingdom. "J?" "Ah, my queen has returned to see her Sexy king. How about I show around my kingdom?" He said with a sly smirk. "I would that, Mr. J. But I need to slip into something more comfortable." "It better not be those "pity me" clothes!" He yelled as you laughed as you changed into your new outfit you just bought. Once you were done, you told J to cover his eyes, so he wouldn't peek. "Okay my King. Open." You said as J began to purr as he looked at you.

"You look like a badass, my queen. Now let's go crazy and cause some chaos." He said as he took you to the Lamborghini and drove off, speeding through the streets laughing with his new queen, y/n.