Imagine that you are out driving around Gotham, and you destroy a certain Clown Prince's car and you have to the price.

Warning: Dirty talk, possibly some sex and cursing. (PLEASE DON'T READ UNLESS YOU ARE 18 OR OLDER!!!!!) 

You were out at the mall, shopping with your friends, when you decided to that it was time to go. You were backing out of your spot when a purple car came out of nowhere. "Jesus! What the hell, asshole!" You yelled in your car.  You were so furious that you decided to follow the car and beat the person up. You saw that the car was parked outside of a nightclub and you decided to show the owner of the car who's boss.  You took out your baseball bat and went to town on the car.  

"There. *Pants* That *pants* should *pants* do it." You said as you placed your bat in your trunk. As you walked back you heard heavy breathing. "Hey dolly. Do ya know who did this to my car?" The voice said. "Yeah and what's it to y-you? J-Joker!?" You said as fear took over your entire body.  "Well that happens to be MY CAR, dolly! And I'm going to ask you again. Do ya know WHO DID THIS!? *points at his car*   

"I-I d-did it." You said. "Well dolly I think we can work something out. For I think you need to learn a lesson about touching other people's things." He said as he ordered Frost to take both you back to the manison, so Joker could think about your punishment.  Once both of arrived at the manison, Joker took you to his office to discuss your punishment.  "Now, what am I going to do with you?" He asked as he circled you. "P-please, Mr. Joker, sir.  I-I'm terribly sorry for destroying your car, but I got so mad when you cut me off when I was leaving the mall. I-I'll do anything."  You begged as tears filled your e/c eyes. "(Groans) If there's one thing I hate more than Batsy, is seeing a woman crying. Look, I won't kill ya, but I'll hire you to do some work around my manison and my nightclub. But if you mess up, let's just say it won't end nicely for ya." He said. "I'll take it." You said as both of you shook hands. "Good. You start first thing in the morning." "I guess I'm sleeping in a jail cell." "Only if you want one. Panda!" "Yes sir?" "Show our new guest to her room and make sure that she has her outfit for the morning." "Yes sir. Follow me please." Panda said as he showed you your room.  Once you were settled in, you decided to go to bed early, since you now had a job to get up for.

Your alarm went off at 7:00am, you got up and got ready for your first day of your punishment.  You walked downstairs to the kitchen, where Frost was waiting for you so he could tell you what you'll be doing today. "Good morning." "Morning, Ms.?" "Y/n." "Y/n. The boss gave me a list of chores for you to do as well as your new uniform. And a word of advice Ms. Y/n, don't keep the boss waiting." He said as he gave you your uniform and told you what you would be doing. 

The first thing on your list was to make Joker's breakfast and bring it to him. "Okay, simple enough." You said. (10 minutes later)  The entire kitchen was a HUGE mess.  You went to Joker's bedroom to give the King of Gotham his breakfast.  "Mr. Joker? I have your breakfast for you." "Well then little doll, bring it to me." He said as you opened the opened the door to the master bedroom.  "Well it's about damn time you showed up." He said as you stared at his sexy chest. "S-sorry Mr. Joker. I-I just wanted to make sure that it was to your liking." You said as Joker ate the food.  Once he was done, you took the tray away and washed the dishes and cleaned up the kitchen, before going onto your next chore.  You were doing some cleaning, when you saw a bunch of men came by and began to whistle at you, which Joker didn't like. 

During the meeting, one of men asked, "Hey J.  Where did you buy that maid at? For she can clean my cave, if you know what I mean."  He said as all the guys laughed. Joker called you into the office, which you were scared to go in, but you didn't want to get into anymore trouble than you already were in.  "Yes, Mr. Joker?" "Come in and sit on my lap, Y/n." He said as you did as you were told. "Now boys. Do you see this lady? This IS MY LADY and NO ONE TALKS ABOUT MY LADY LIKE SHE'S SOME TRAMP!" He yelled and shot all of them.  "Y/n, doll. You can open your eyes now."  He said.  "Mr. Joker? C-can I ask you a question?"  "Shoot doll." "Am I really your lady?" "Maybe... Maybe not. How about we find out in the bedroom?" He said with a wink as he carried you to the master bedroom. 

As soon as both of you reached the bedroom, Joker threw you onto the king sized bed and began kiss you, passionately while taking off your maid outfit.  Both of you had made mad, crazy love to each other for about four hours before both of you began to pant like crazy as both of you laid down on the bed. "Damn Y/n. I (pants) never (pants) knew that (pants) you were that good, especially in the bed." Joker said. "I never you how excellent you are, Mr. Joker."  "I told you, call me Daddy." "Sorry Daddy J."  "Oh Princess. You're me on... again."  He purred. "So does that mean that I'm no longer in trouble, Daddy J?" "Of course you are, but don't worry about the car. I have 50 of them." He said as the both of you started round two with you.