Imagine that J gets a Valentine from his three screct admirers. (Joker: Leto)

Today, you and Lilly were at the manison, while J was out on a heist as usual. Lilly was is now one and she's definity J's little girl, for that's all she would say is "dada."  You were thinking about your unborn baby as you were rubbing your baby bump. "Dada?" A little squeaky voice said as you felt two tiny hands placed themsevles on top of yours. "(Chuckles) Come here munchkin. Dada's not home yet, but how about we make something special  for dada?" You cooed as one of your husband's men helped you up.  You took Lilly into your craft room, since you loved doing crafts with her. "Okay Lilly. You ready to make something special for dada?" You cooed at her as she giggles.  You smile as you placed some construction paper, markers, paints, etc. down at the crafting table.  

After you and Lilly made your cards for J, both of you decided to go get some lunch when both of you heard car doors. "(Gasp) Is dada home Lilly? Do you want to see him?" You cooed as you placed her down and watched as she ran to the front door.  "Where's Daddy's lil clown? (Gasp) There she is." "Dada!" "Hello lil clown. Did you and mommy have fun day?" J cooed as Lilly hugged him.  Just as J walked in with the little princess, your water broke.  "J! It's time!" You said as he ordered Frost and the other henchmen to get the hospital and baby bags ready.  (Time skip to the ER)

Once there, you were already at least nine centimeters dilatated. The nurse brought the doctor in and you held, or should I say more like crushed his hand as you began to push, while Frost watched Lilly.  About 4-7 hours later, you and J welcomed a baby boy, who both of you named Jack, after your loving husband.  J went out to the waiting room, where a sleepy Lilly was with Frost.  "How's Ms. Y/n, boss?" "She's fine, just resting up now. How's my lil princess?" "She was very good, boss. She and I played with some toys and we read some storybooks, sir."  Frost said as Joker picked up the sleeping princess and carried her to your room.  "Shh... Jack just fell asleep." You whispered to your husband as he place Lilly in your arms. "Who knew that our lil clowns would be fast asleep at the same time." J said as he chuckled quietly. "Yeah. But I can't wait until we go home." You said before you knew it all of you went to sleep.  (Time skip to coming home) 

Jack was sound asleep, when you and J were getting everything ready to come, when out of the blue he began to cry. "Aw, what's wrong, J.J?" J asked as he felt something wet.  "Don't worry J.J. Daddy's going to change you." He cooed as he got the diaper bag out  and began to his work. As J was changing the little prince, J.J decided to give his daddy a little bit of a warm "bath."  At first, you thought that J was going to be mad and hurt Jack, but instead, you heard laughter. "Alright learning how to pull off jokes, huh my lil clown prince?" J cooed as he continued to change his son's diaper.   Once all of you were on the road, Lilly was back at home waiting with Panda. "Dada?" She asked. "Dada's not home yet, princess Lilly, but how about we watch Elmo?" "Elmo!" She cheered.  A few minutes later, Lilly heard the car doors open/close. "Dada!" She yelled as she ran to the door.  "There's my lil clown princess. Daddy and mommy have someone here for you to meet." He cooed as he picked her up. You were feeling tired, so Frost helped you to bed, leaving J with his two little clowns. "Princess. This is your baby brother, Jack." "Aby? (Baby)" "Yes sweetie. Baby." He cooed as he rocked both of his children to sleep, since Lilly didn't take her nap yet.  He going to place to going to place both of them in the nursery, but decided to join you instead.  "Daddy loves his lil clowns very much. And he loves your mommy too." He said as fell asleep. 

A little later, all of you woke up, you decided to take a shower, while J took care of the babies. He fed, changed and played with them. You couldn't believe how good J was with the babies.  The most feared king of Gotham was on his chest playing peek-a-boo with the little princess and prince and cooing at them. "Who's Daddy's lil clowns? Who's Daddy's lil baby clowns? You are!" He cooed as he blew raspberries on each of their tummies. You shed a tear, when J saw you. "Hi baby. Why are ya cryin'?"  He asked as wiped it away.  "It's just seeing you as dad melts my heart." You told him.  "Well you did most of the work. I just planted the seeds. Now come on. It's time to get the kiddies ready for bedtime." He said.  Once both of them were ready for bed, J began to tell his little clowns a bedtime story, before tucking both of them in and kissing them goodnight.  "Sleep tight my lil clowns. Have sweet dreams and Daddy loves you very much." He said before he left to join you in the master bedroom.