* Hiya! I am going to try and update a joke everyday from now on! *

mum: I just ate a racoon and it was delicious

Me:...

Mum: No a rat!

Me: Yum?

Mum: No a rattle snake!

Me: A rattle snake?

Mum: No a serevnts face!!

Me: I am just going out... you keep eating humans and rats.. i will be back.