* This actually happens to be ( crying ) *

Boy: Do you like my tan

Me: Yeah

Silence

Me: I have a tan you just can't see it because my skin is so pale

Boy: Really?

Me: Yeah you should see my bum

* YOU SHOULD SEE MY BUM? What? I feel like one of those charactors out of a book that literally tries to embarres themselves. ( I hate spellings btw ) anyway more jokes hopefully coming soon *