* Ha ha *
A teacher is teaching a class what animals are called. She holds up a picture of a cat and asks what is this?

Suzy puts her hand up and said " A cat!"

The teacher gets another card and holds it up. "What is this?"

Frank outs his hands IP and said " A cow!"

Very good the teacher sais and holds up another card. The class is silent

"I'll give you a clue, its what you mum calls your dad sometimes!" She announces ans little Johnny puts his hand up!

"I KNOW, a horny bastard?

* no little Johnny a deer *