*** this one contains strong language read of own risk ITS HILARIOUS THOUGH ***

On thanksgiving bobs parents were arguing. Later that day he asked his mum what abstard meant and he said boy, then has asked his dad what bitch meant and he said girl. Later his did was shaving and he said shit. He asked his dad what it meant and he said shaving cream. He went downstairs and his mum said fuck. His mum said that meant carving. When the guests arrived her opened the door and said : " welcome bitches and bastards my dad is upstairs whipping shit off his face and my mum is fucking the turkey."