** funny **
One day a boy was selling fish " get your dam fish, your dam fish". A pastor hears and asks " why are you calling them that?" He replies " because I caught them on the local dam"The pastor buys a couple and takes them home. Later that day he goes to his wife and said " cook the dam fish" his wife replies " is that anyway for a pastor to talk?" So he explains and she cooks the fish. Later that day at the table he asks his son to " pass the dam fish" and the son replies " that's the spirit dad now pass the f*cking potatoes.