Previously on Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Speedwagon; Markus!!!!!!!!

Blueford: I will aid you in order to defeat Dio Brando and destroy the stone mask

Jonathan: We could always use the help

Markus: You're really hot.

Straizo: Uh thanks?

All: Go team Phantom!

The episode begins at Dio's castle as we see Dio talking to a woman who is Poco's Sister

Dio: Tell me Dear, The roses almost look like you in youth. Pay special attention to them. Cause as they bloom, they wither away. *gets up and walks over to the girl* Now, I offer you a deal, would you enjoy your youth or will you throw it away? But don't worry, I won't force it onto you.

Poco's Sister: You're a fiend. You're not a man, you're just a devil!

Dio: Hmph. Fine.... DOOBIE!

Suddenly a vampire named Doobie drops down in front of Poco's Sister

Dio: Au revoir Mademoiselle. *leaves the room to go head out onto the balcony*

Poco's Sister then stays in shock as Doobie approaches her as Doobie uses his fingers to caress Poco's Sister's cheek until...

Doobie: *gets hit in the back of the head by a sword* Ouch! What the hell?!

Doobie then turns to see Jonathan and his group together

Blueford: that would be me who hit you!

Markus: Yeah! You're going down Zombie b#######!

Markus charges at Doobie as Doobie does the same as suddenly Markus Gets a few cuts across his face

Doobie: Hahahaha! I got you!

Markus: What the hell?! How did he do that?!

Straizo: Markus look out!

A snake pops out of Doobie's mask as the snake goes to attack Markus but he dodges

Markus: thanks for the heads up Straizo!

Straizo: *blushes* No problem. Definitely.

Doobie: *takes off his mask which reveals his face covered in snakes* You'll die here along with your friends!

Markus; No, I fight for my friends, and my friends fight for me!

Doobie goes to attack Markus with his snakes as suddenly the snakes were caught by Jonathan

Jonathan: *kicks Doobie in the guts*

Doobie; Ouch!!!!! My guts! Ow that hurts!

Jonathan: I'll use my hamon to turn these snakes onto you!

Jonathan then uses his hamon as the snakes start to bite into Doobie's face

Doobie: *screams in pain as he disintegrates into dust*

Poco: *runs over to his sister* Sister!

Poco's Sister: Poco!

Poco and his sister then hug

Markus: The end is close as we feel it. Dio will be dead before he knows it.

The group then run up the stairs to the balcony as Markus kicks through the door as he and the group do sick poses

Dio; *turns around and sees Jonathan and the others* What? Impossible!

Jonathan: Guess who's back from hell Dio.

Dio: How? You were supposed to be dead!

Jonathan: Well we didn't die yet.

Dio: *looks and notices Blueford* Ah. Blueford. I see you turned on me.

Blueford: *growls at Dio*

Dio: Jojo, Markus, I don't want to do this, you both used to be brothers with me, and I do not tend to turn you two into undead servants. But I will enjoy the opportunity I have when I kill you both!

Jonathan: We could say the same thing! If we die by your hands, rest assure, our ghosts will haunt you until the end of days!

Dio: Oh, then bring it on. I will enjoy killing you both.

Dire: *puts his hands on Jonathan and Markus's shoulders* Jonathan, Markus, let me deal with him. He shall perish by my hands.

Dire jumps into the air as he goes to kick Dio

Dio: WRRY!!!!!!!!! You think that kick will work on me?! Then bring it on!

Dio then grabs onto both Of Dire's legs holding them in mid air

Dire: You fell for it! Thunder Cross Split Attack!

Dire goes to attack Dio until suddenly Dio uses his vaporizing Freeze to freeze Dire in place

Dire: Ah! I... I can't move!

Dio: MUDAMUDAMUDA!!!!!!!!

Jonathan: Dio froze Dire's body!

Will: Dire! No!

Dio: Dire Yes! You'll die here! MUDAMUDA!!!

Dio then punches The ice shattering Dire's entire body as Dire's head lands in a basket of roses

Jonathan: Dire!!!

Markus: No!!!

Dio; Come now Jojo and Markus! It is time for our final battle!

Dire who's still alive uses his mouth to sling a rose at Dio which hits him

Dio: Ouch!

Markus: Dire!

Dire: *chuckles* I imbued that rose with Hamon, feel the thorns? Cause they do sting, go get them Jojo and Markus.

Dire's entire head freezes along with the basket of roses as Dire's head shatters into pieces

All: DIRE!!!!!!!!

Will: Dio! You son of a b######!

Dio; *laughs evilly* No matter, you'll still die!

Blueford then jumps into the air and goes to stab dio with his sword as suddenly Dio grabs Blueford by his chest

Dio: WRRY!!!!!!! YOU'LL BE THE NEXT TO DIE BLUEFORD!

Blueford: Not if I have anything to say about it!

Blueford then headbutts Dio in the face as Dio punches his entire fist through Blueford's chest and pulls out his heart as Blueford falls down to the ground dead

All: BLUEFORD!!!!!!!!

Dio; *crushes Blueford's heart* Haha! The Fool knew his time would end!

Jonathan; Speedwagon! My sword!

Speedwagon: Catch!

Speedwagon throws Jonathan his sword as Jonathan catches it

Jonathan: Dio! We know how to overwhelm your freeze power! You'll die now!

Dio: You dare try to attack me with Hamon?! *jumps backwards a bit and lands* Zombies! Get them!

A ton of zombies then enter the room as they surround the group

Speedwagon: Oh no! We're surrounded!

Straizo: Surrounded we might be, but defeat is not a option here! Markus! Boost me up!

Markus then grabs Straizo and throws him into the air as Straizo starts spinning around rapidly

Straizo: Say hello to my tornado Overdrive you damm zombies!!!!!!!

Straizo then lands as he keeps spinning around as he cuts through the zombies left and right as four zombies surround Will

Will: Hmph. You zombies will taste my Power! Sendo Hamon Overdrive!

Will then punches the ground as suddenly the zombies all get hit with hamon and die as more zombies show up

Tonpetty: More are coming!

Straizo: Markus, Jojo! You must fight Dio! We'll hold them off!

Markus: Okay! *to Straizo* And you better stay alive you very sexy dude!

Straizo; *blushes heavily* Wow. I got called Sexy. *shakes his head*

We then see Jonathan, Markus and Speedwagon confronting Dio

Markus: It's over Dio! Your time is up!

Dio: Hmph. Well we'll see about that.

Dio jumps into the air as Markus throws some roses at Dio who blocks them as Jonathan hits Dio with his sword cutting off his arm

Dio; *screams in pain*

Jonathan: Take this!

Jonathan then brings his sword down onto Dio almost slicing him in half as suddenly Jonathan gets frozen in place

Jonathan; Ah! I've been frozen!

Markus: Jojo!

Dio: *stabs his fingers into Jonathan's neck* so feeble Jojo! *to Markus* if you step closer Markus, I'll make sure you die as well!

Markus: Speedwagon! Help me out with Dio!

Speedwagon: On it! *grabs his hat with the blades on it as he infuses hamon into the hat* Taste this!

Speedwagon throws his hat at Dio who catches it with his hand as the blade cuts through his hand

Dio: *screams in pain*

Speedwagon; Aha! I knew that would come in handy! I might need to make a ton of them when I grow older!

Dio; *growls in anger*

Jonathan: Dio! If you freeze me right here and right now, you won't be able to drain my life energy!

Dio: Hmm... that does sound a bit tempting but freezing you is better then letting go! *notices the ice on Jonathan is Starting to melt* What?!?! How is my ice melting?!

Jonathan pulls the sword out of Dio as Jonathan then punches Dio in the face with a hard blow knocking Dio back

Jonathan; Aha! *notices his arm is frozen* What?! Are you kidding me?! My arm is frozen!

Dio; *laughs evilly* That's because my ice Powers take a single touch for them to work! *he then uses some mysterious force to reattach his arm* Now... you will lose Jojo. Because your hamon training is Useless! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!!!!!!!!!! And you're like a pathetic monkey! Jojo!

Jonathan; Not if I have anything to say about it!

Markus: *jumps over and lands next to Jonathan* I got your back Jonathan!

Jonathan; *nods to Markus* Now! Face our Powers combined!

Jonathan and Markus then hold their fists out as they use the nearby torches to set their hands on fire as they both go to punch Dio

Jonathan and Markus: MIXED BURNING HAMON OVERDRIVE!!!!!!!!!!

Dio: *catches both of Jonathan and Markus's fists* WRRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speedwagon: Ah! Dio is blocking the both of them!

Jonathan and Markus look to each other as they nod as they then punch Dio into the air as they both jump into the air

Jonathan and Markus: SUNLIGHT MIXED YELLOW HAMON OVERDRIVE!!!!!!!!!!

Jonathan and Markus start to hit Dio with barrage of punches and kicks as it was enough for the hamon to work on Dio as Dio's body began to disintegrate as he screams in pain as he falls down below to the ground

Jonathan: *lands with Markus* its Over, Dio is now dead. We won.

Markus: We did. And we did it together Jojo.

Jonathan and Markus then hug

Speedwagon; *runs over to Jonathan and Markus with the others* Jojo! Markus! You both did it!

Markus: Yes... we did. *swoons heavily as he was about to fall*

Straizo then catches Markus in his arms just before Markus hit the ground

Markus; *chuckles a bit as he looks at Straizo* Wow, nice catch~

Straizo: *blushes heavily* Uh... thanks.

Markus; Ah f### it!

Markus then pulls Straizo into a kiss as it shocks everyone

Jonathan: Wow. Guess my brother did find true love.

Speedwagon; I'm not sure how this is supposed to be comfortable but it feels so bloody nice seeing them kiss.

Will; Eh, I'd give him weeks, Tops.

Poco (who I forgot was still with the group): Well at least it's something nice.

Markus: *pulls away from Straizo*

Straizo: *blushes heavily*

Jonathan: *to the sky* Blueford. Dire. We did it. We f###### did it!

Tonpetty: So... what happens now?

Jonathan; Well I'm gonna be marrying Erina after I propose to her that is.

Markus: Me and Straizo are probably gonna go have hardcore s## in Dio's room until we find some place else to do it.

Straizo: *uses his strength and holds Markus in a bridal carrying position*

Markus: Ooh! I like your strength Straizo~ Meow~

Aidan; *spits his drink out as he starts to laugh with everyone else*

Straizo: *purrs sexually at Markus*

Straizo then walks away with Markus

Jonathan: Wow, i did not need to hear all that.

Speedwagon: Well still, we F######## did it!! Woo!!!!!!!!!!

Will: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jonathan: Yeah! Screw Dio!

End of Episode

Yay! Markus x Straizo is official!