Battle Tendency - The Game Master
The episode begins where the last episode left off as we see Joseph and David confronting Straizo
Straizo: Hmph. Your bullets did nothing to me. Both of you.
David: Straizo, why would you do this? You married a Joestar for God sake!
Straizo: Yes, I married Markus but he died, and now, I'm here to get rid of you both. And I'll use what Dio used to kill Jonathan. Taste my Space Laser Ripper Stingy Eyes!
Straizo shoots out lasers from his eyes towards David and Joseph Hitting them both in the head and Neck
Smokey: Ah! Joseph! David!
Straizo: Ha. That was easy. Now only Erina remains. You know for some odd reason-
Straizo/David/Joseph: That felt easier then taking candy from a baby.
Straizo; *realizes* What?!
Joseph: The next thing you'll say is "How can they both be alive? They should be dead!"
Straizo: how can they both be alive? They should be dead! *realizes* What?!?!
David: Being in Tibet too long dulled your senses Straizo. But what you actually shot at was a mirror!
Suddenly David and Joseph run up behind Straizo and kick him into the air
David: Joseph! Let's hit it!
Joseph: You got it! Hamon Beatdown Time!
David and Joseph start to hit Straizo with a variety of attacks
David: Joseph! Let's Use the Drifter Zap!
Joseph: Got it!
David and Joseph then both hit Straizo in the chest with their fists
David and Joseph: DRIFTER ZAP OVERDRIVE!!!!!!!
David and Joseph then hit Straizo with the Drifter Zap Overdrive as Straizo gets sent flying into the wall
David: Yeah!
Joseph: Now. All we have to do is wait until Hamon destroys the Brain.
Straizo then suddenly Gets up as he was unaffected from the Hamon
David: What?!
Straizo: You two think Hamon can work against me? The scarf I'm wearing is made of Satiporoja Beetles, 30 Thousand of their cells are used to be woven into this scarf, it conducts Hamon very very well.
Joseph: Oh, oh okay now we see it. But.. David here wants to show you something.
David: *pulls out a revolver and aims it at Straizo*
Straizo: A Revolver? What is this, 1876?
David: Not just any regular revolver. This revolver was made personally by Robert E.O Speedwagon himself. The rounds the revolver uses are 9mm Parabellum Rounds, the Same rounds the US Army use for their Tommy Guns, but the rounds are special cause I infused them with Hamon. Now! Die!
David shoots the revolver at Straizo which totally misses
Straizo: Ha! You missed!
David: Did I?
Straizo looks on his scarf and sees a frag grenade attached to it as there was a bullet hole in it
Straizo: What the hell?!
David; Run Joseph!
David and Joseph then jump out of the diner as suddenly Straizo hears clicking on the floor as he looks down and sees more grenades below his feet
Straizo: You mother f#-
The grenades go off destroying the entire Cafe and Turning Straizo into a literal paste of blood as Joseph and David turn around
Joseph: Well we got him! We did it!
David: Hell Yeah! Give me five Brother!
Joseph and David high five as they both then hug
Smokey: *looks inside the diner* Guys.... look!
David and Joseph then look and see Straizo reforming himself with his own body parts as Straizo laughs evilly and turns to David and Joseph
Straizo: You think a ton of grenades will kill me? Pathetic!
Smokey: Jojo! David, you both kill monsters all the time, right?
Joseph: Of course.
Smokey: Great! I know you would!
Joseph; But there's one secret weapon me and My brother use, you see his legs?
Smokey; Yeah? What about them?
Joseph; Well, our legs are really powerful, Thanks to Will Zeppeli himself before he passed.
Smokey: So what are you both gonna do?
Joseph: We're both gonna do the Unthinkable.... *He and David then start to run away* NIGERUNDAYO SMOKEY!!!!!!
David: HE MEANS RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!!!!
Smokey: Wait for me! *runs after Joseph and David* wait up!
David, Smokey and Joseph continue to run as we then cut to the new York Bridge as we see Smokey, David and Joseph still running as they then stop
Smokey: *pants heavily* Jesus you two run fast!
David: Don't blame us, Blame Will.
Joseph: Wait a minute. Listen.
David, Joseph and Smokey stay silent
Joseph: That sound,.. I'd recognize it anywhere..
David: *looks up as he gasps in shock* STRAIZO!
Joseph and Smokey then look to see Straizo holding a woman hostage
Straizo: If you run away, I'll kill this woman! I'll do it! But if you come up here, I'll let her go!
David: Well let her go then!
Straizo: No. Come up here and I'll let her go. I mean it. Now! Decide!
Joseph: Hmm......
Straizo; I'll be counting down! One! Two! Three! Four!-
David: Joseph... You with me?
Joseph: Of course.
David and Joseph being the bad a## brothers they are completely rip off their jackets revealing their Muscular chests underneath and by God these two are so ripped, they look like they could join a gym
David: *Jumps up with Joseph as the two face Straizo* Let's fight Straizo! Bring it on!
Straizo then shoots out his space laser beam from his eyes as David and Joseph both jump into the air as they dodge the lasers as David then flies over at Straizo and tackles him as David throws Straizo right into the air
Joseph; *breathes in hamon* Here's a taste of the Rebuff Punch Overdrive!
Joseph then jumps into the air and Punches Straizo in the face with hamon as Straizo gets sent flying oft the bridge as suddenly David catches him
Straizo: *pants heavily as he looks down* why would you try to save me? You know I'm just a danger to you!
David: we want to know something Straizo. I don't believe Speedwagon is Missing. I want information on where he is. Now. Tell me or I drop you into the God damm Water. And you better not lie you motherf###### or else I'll drop you instantly!
Straizo: You want answers? I'll give you answers alright. I didn't kill him. The Pillar man told me to do it!
David: The Pillar man? Who's that?
Straizo: I'm not sure, but before I came here to confront you and Joseph, I found out the Pillar Man's name is Santana. He's the one responsible for the stone Masks. You and Joseph must stop him or else he'll come back and kill us all!
David; All? You mean the entire world?
Straizo; Yes! But, I still have some humanity left in me. David Joestar! I give you the last of my hamon! Tell Markus I'll be joining him... in hell!
Straizo then grabs David's arm with his other hand as Straizo starts to pass all of his hamon into David's veins
Straizo: ULTIMATE DEEP PASS OVERDRIVE!!!!!!
Straizo then finishes as he coughs out blood as he let's go of David's arm
David: Woah...
Straizo; Use the power with Good intentions David. Until we meet again. Goodbye.
Straizo then let's go of David as Straizo falls into the water below
David: STRAIZO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *looks up into the air* AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The scene then cuts to A mysterious base in Mexico as we see a Woman shaving a man's sideburns as suddenly she cuts open his cheek with the Razor blade
Woman: Ah! I'm so terribly sorry Major Von Stroheim! My hand slipped! I'm so sorry!
The man also known as Rudol Von Stroheim then moves his sunglasses down a bit
Stroheim; Lick it. You drew blood from me, No? Well I want you to lick it clean.
Woman: Yes Sir. *starts to lick Stroheim's cut slowly*
Stroheim: That's it, gently now, I know you don't want to hurt me more. *sighs* and I think the pain is gone. Now... if you cut me open again. There will be consequences.
Woman: *nods as she steps away*
German Soldier: *enters the room* Pardon the Interruption Major Von Stroheim but the old man we found on the bank of the Rio Dada is now conscious! Shall we start interrogating him?
Stroheim: Hmm.....
The scene then cuts to New York as we see Joseph, David and Smokey with the woman they saved
Joseph; Are you alright miss? Cause if you are, maybe I can escort you home alone.
Woman: *hits Joseph in the face*
Joseph: Ah! Why the hell did you do that?!
Woman: You got some nerve calling me a Floozy you big brute! Just who do you think you are?!
Joseph: What? I never said that.
Smokey: No you did, you said you Would never fight for a floozy like her to me before you and David fought Straizo.
Joseph; really? I'm so sorry Miss.
Woman: *hits Joseph in the gut*
Joseph: *wheezes in pain* Wow. Good punch.
David: Woman if you stop hitting my brother, I'll pay for any surgery you need if you were injured.
Woman: Hmph, fine. *walks away*
Joseph: *gets up* Thank you. I mean it. Now. Let's go visit Mexico, David.
David; I'm with you Joseph. Let's go find Speedwagon.
The scene then cuts to the Base in Mexico as we see Stroheim spraying some bug spray into the room as Speedwagon was seen on a bed with a straight jacket around him
Stroheim: *smells the bug spray a bit* Ah! Jesus! *coughs a bit* Oh man that hurts! *clears his throat as he turns to Speedwagon* How are you feeling Speedwagon? There's a saying in Europe that comes to mind. "The Town where the old kill themselves is soon about to fall." And you have a secret. A secret that's very deep and dangerous.
Stroheim then presses a button as suddenly windows were seen opening as the room behind the windows contained the Pillar with the Pillar Man Santana inside
Speedwagon: *gasps in shock*
Stroheim: We found this strange looking Pillar after finding you unconscious.
Speedwagon; *groans* why God? Why make me stay alive just to suffer?
Stroheim: It wasn't God, Speedwagon. It was you and your hamon powers a bit but it was German Medicine! And German Medicine is the best in the world! Anyways, what I'm saying is we can do anything!
Speedwagon: What else do you want me to answer?!
Stroheim: I want a history lesson from you. About the Joestars! Straizo! Markus and Jonathan Joestar! Everything! Tell us so we can awaken the Pillar Man!
Speedwagon; You can't! If you do, you'll end up releasing a great evil onto the world!
Stroheim; *to the German soldiers* prepare the transfer blood for the Pillar Man. And Don't screw it up.
The scene then cuts to the desert as we see Joseph and David wearing their Mexico outfits as they drove their motorcycles across the desert
Joseph: Woo!!!!!!
David: Yeah! Mexico here we are! Also wow its really hot down here!
Joseph; and in no time at all, we'll find Speedwagon!
David: We will! As Brothers! *offers a fist bump to Joseph*
Joseph: as Brothers! *fist bumps David*
David and Joseph; YEE-HAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
David and Joseph keep driving across the desert as the screen cuts to black
End of Episode.
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