[Sat 06 Sep , 08:21]

SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK! -C&T

CHARLIE AND TAMMY, CHARLIE AND TAMMY, CHARLIE AND TAMMY! -SH

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[Sat 06 Sep , 08:23]

SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK! -M

MOLLY, MOLLY, MOLLY! -SH

-

[Sat 06 Sep , 08:30]

JOHN, JOHN, JOHN! -M

What? -JW

-

[Sat 06 Sep , 08:32]

Your boyfriend sucks -M

Indeed he does. -SH

Ew. -M

-

[Sat 06 Sep , 08:35]

JOHN, JOHN, JOHN! -C&T

Yes? -JW

-

[Sat 06 Sep , 08:38]

Your boyfriends sucks BIG TIME -C&T

I've been told. -SH

Molly? -T

Molly. -SH

Where'd Charlie go? -SH

She went to pee -T

Lovely. -SH

-

[Sat 06 Sep , 08:40]

JOHN, JOHN, JOHN! -SH

Is this a thing now? -JW

Like the 'let's talk about sex, baby' thing? -JW

Ugh. The girls are right. You suck! -SH

I'm torn between making that an innuendo and mentioning the whole 'the girls' part. -JW

Mention 'the girls' and come show me how you suck -SH

I'm sure you have a fetish for Morning Sex -JW

It's just my stupidly sexy boyfriend -SH

On my way ;) -JW

-

[Sat 06 Sep , 10:02]

[Group Chat. Creator: Sherlock. Contacts: Molly, Charlotte, Tammy]

John definitely sucks -SH

Ew! -M

Charlie takes ages to pee -T

She's still peeing? -SH

Obviously not. Just thought I'd tell you all. -T

The whole John sucking thing just doesn't affect me. Not after everything you've told us while drunk. -T

Never again. -SH

Sure, Sherlock, sure. -T

We should take John! -M

... -M

On second thoughts, I don't want to hear you two fucking all night. -M

Language, Molly! -SH

Tutt, tutt. -T

Sorry. -M

I think our weekends are too 'girly' for John. Let's face it, if either of them are the 'girl' in the relationship, it's Sherlock. -T

He took longer to shower then I did! -M

Shut up. My hair takes time. -SH

Not it doesn't. -C

Charlie! -M

Heeeey! -M

Hiya, Mols! -C

CHARLIE, CHARLIE, CHARLIE! -SH

SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK! -C

And it does! -SH

Doesn't. -C

Fine. I just like long showers. -SH

Guys... I think I just realised what he was doing in that shower -T

I think we all did, love. -C

EW, EW, EW! -M

... -SH

I hate you all. -SH

You're still a lot girlier (is that a word?) then you let on. -C

Yeah! He thought you were joking when you said we did one another's hair! -M

I still can't believe I let you straighten it... -SH

Look! I edited the picture. [SherlockLookingAbso-fricking-lutelyFabulous.PNG] -M

Oh my Gosh! -T

Love the file name Mols! -C

I hate you all. -SH

Is that a flower crown? -SH

It is indeed. -M

We are so making you a flower crown! -C&T

Hells yeah! -M

[Sherlock has left the chat]

Let's send it to Mycroft, Greg and John. -C

You are evil and I love you. -T

It's kinda mean -M

Yet I feel no guilt. Seeing Sherlock embarrassed is the best! -M

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[Sat 06 Sep , 10:45]

[SherlockHairStraightOrginial.PNG] -M

[SherlockLookingAbso-fricking-lutelyFabulous.PNG] -M

I thank you, Molly Hooper. This is perfect. -MHL

-

[Sat 06 Sep , 10:46]

[SherlockHairStraightOrginial.PNG] -M

[SherlockLookingAbso-fricking-lutelyFabulous.PNG] -M

Myc's over the moon and this is fucking priceless. You are awesome. -GHL

-

[Sat 06 Sep , 10:47]

[SherlockHairStraightOrginial.PNG] -M

[SherlockLookingAbso-fricking-lutelyFabulous.PNG] -M

Oh my God... -JW

I don't know whether to shout at you for straightening those beautiful curls or to beg for a flower crown. -JW

Flower crown is being made as we speak. -M

Perfect. Just never straighten them again, okay? I love them so much. -JW

-

[Sat 06 Sep , 10:55]

[Group Chat. Creator: Sherlock. Contacts: Molly, Charlotte, Tammy]

I really really hate you all. -SH

[Sherlock has left the chat]

He loves us really. -C&T

Mm -M

-

[Sat 06 Sep , 11:00]

Hello Brother. -MHL

Mention the picture and I will send Lestrade the picture of you on your 35th birthday. -SH

Goodbye, brother. -MHL

*Holmes-Lestrade -MHL

-

[Sat 06 Sep , 11:30]

I know you've seen it. -SH

So? -JW

You're not going to tease me? -SH

I may get you to wear the flower crown but no, I won't tease. -JW

Thank you. -SH

Never straighten your hair again. -JW

?? -SH

I love your curls. -JW

More than my arse? -SH

Never. -JW

Thought not. -SH

-

[Sat 06 Sep , 12:01]

SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK! -GHL

GREG, GREG, GREG! -SH

How that get round to you? -SH

Molly. -GHL

Ah. Did she explain? -SH

No. The reply was logical. -GHL

I can't believe how thick my boyfriend is at times... -SH

Nah. He's just old. -GHL

Ha. -SH

-

[Sat 06 Sep , 12:26]

MYCROFT, MYCROFT, MYCROFT! -SH

Little brother, are you high? -MHL

-

[Sat 06 Sep , 12:28]

Mycroft didn't get it.... -SH

Oh God... -GHL

-

[Sat 06 Sep , 12:32]

MYCROFT, MYCROFT, MYCROFT! -GHL

Have you been smoking with my brother? -MHL

You're hopeless.. How did you not get that? -GHL

Get what? -MHL

I give up. -GHL

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[Sat 06 Sep , 13:12]

SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK! -MHL

MYCROFT, MYCROFT, MYCROFT! -SH

Took you long enough. -SH

Oh, shut up. -MHL

-

[Sat 06 Sep , 13:21]

HUDDERS, HUDDERS, HUDDERS! -SH

SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK! -H

-

[Sat 06 Sep , 14:01]

JOHN, JOHN, JOHN! -H

Oh, not you too Ms Hudson! -JW

.... -H

-

[Sat 06 Sep , 14:07]

Your boyfriend sucks. -H

I've been told. Many tines. -SH

-

[Sat 06 Sep , 16:47]

Grapes. -SH

Missing a word, Sherlock. -JW

Grapes, John. -SH

Nope. -JW

Need grapes. -SH

Nope.

Want grapes. -SH

Nope. -JW

Get grapes. -SH

Nope -JW

Grapes, now. -SH

Sherlock... -JW

John... -SH

Say please. -JW

How about no? -SH

Please say please? -JW

Jawwwwwn, I want grapes -SH

I want you to say please. -JW

-

[Sat 06 Sep , 16:59]

Ms Hudson, get grapes while you're at the shop. -SH

Alright, dear. -H

-

[Sat 06 Sep , 17:20]

I hate you. -JW

No you don't. -SH

Idiot. -JW

Does that mean our date is cancelled? -SH

It's a stakeout, not a date. -JW

Can be both. -SH

How comes we always go on dates and stuff but on Valentines Day we sat around and watched Ben 10? -JW

That, in my opinion, is a perfect date. Plus you said you didn't want to have big Valentine plans. -SH

I just realised. Mycroft proposed on Valentines. -JW

Indeed. How original. -SH

Cliché isn't necessarily a bad thing. -JW

I prefer to be innovative. -SH

Wait. Ben 10, a perfect date?! -JW

You're just getting that? -SH

You're a bit slow today, Doctor. -SH

Oh hush. -JW

I'm typing. Not speaking. -SH

Still stealing my lines I see. -JW

Naturally. -SH

Why are we going on a stakeout anyway? Doesn't Lestrade have men to do that for him? -JW

*Holmes-Lestrade -SH

And because I volunteered us. -SH

.. You're up to something. -JW

Of course. -SH

Are you going to tell me? -JW

No. -SH

Are you going to get us in trouble? -JW

Only if we're caught. -SH

I'm not sure what to make of that. -JW

Just wait and see ;) -SH

-

[Mon 08 Sep, 20:01]

Jooooohn. I'm tired. Come to bed. -SH

I'm watching Doctor Who. -JW

I want to cuddle. -SH

C'mon. It's only 8 and I know you like Doctor Who, even if you don't say so. -JW

I've been up since Saturday. I'm really tired, John. -SH

Go to sleep then. -JW

I want you to come to bed. -SH

You said yourself I need to sleep. -SH

Come to bed -SH

I'm not tired, though. -JW

And I'm watching the TV. -JW

Please? -SH

Ugh. Fine. -JW

-

[Mon 08 Sep , 23:51]

Flower crown is made and shall be delivered tomorrow. -C&T

-

[Tues 09 Sep , 19:31]

[Group Chat. Creator: John. Contacts: Greg, Mycroft, Sherlock <3, Molly, Charlie, Tammy, Ms H]

Guys! I got him to wear it! [SherlockFlowerCrown.PNG] -JW

Oh, dear. I'm framing that. -H

Is that why you two have been shouting for the past hour? -H

Unfortunately -SH

Okay. First, that's hilarious. Second, you put a heart next to Sherlock's contact name?! -C&T

I did.. -JW

He's blushing. -SH

Sherlock, shut up! -JW

Not what you said last night. -SH

Hate you. -JW

No you don't. -SH

Sherlock, what's John's contact name in your phone? -C&T

Jawn <3 xx -SH

Wow.. -M

Sherlock, can I mention this picture? -MHL

No, or I'll send your husband the picture of your birthday. -SH

What picture? -JW

What picture? -GHL

Picture? -C&T

I think my phone is going to blow up. -H

[Mrs H has left the chat]

What picture of Mycroft? -M

It's nothing! -MHL

Hah. -SH

Sherlock, don't you dare! -MHL

I can still tell mummy what really happened to all her movies involving a certain actor. -MHL

Oh, that's evil. -SH

I am so confused -JW

Me too, John. -M

Charlie is peeing again! -T

What is even going on? -GHL

Quick. Everyone tell us their contact names for each other. -C&T

Greg: My Husband. Sherlock: Dick (Greg's doing. Seems appropriate so why change it?) Everyone else's is just their full names. -MHL

Mycroft: Myc :*  Sherlock: John's bitch (John did that) Charlie: CharChar. Tammy: TamTam. John: Sherlock's bitch (Sherlock did that) -GHL

Expect John and Mycroft everyone else is their names. -SH

What's Mycroft's? -M

Cake Man -SH

I truly loathe you, brother -MHL

Sherlock: 1 second. Charlie: CharlieIsSexy (Charlie did that). All other are their first names. -M

That's just mean, Molly. -SH

:P -M

??? -GHL

GTD. -JW

Again ??? -GHL

Guess The Death. -JW

Right... -GHL

Sherlock's one second behind me. -M

He's losing?!?! -JW

Yes!  -M

DATE TIME!! -C&T

[Charlie and Tammy have left the chat]

Anyway.. Let's rewind. Someone explain these pictures and movies. -M

No. -SH

No. -MHL

Myc... -GHL

Sherlock? -JW

No, John. I can't tell. He'll tell mummy! -SH

Greg, we're in relationships with children... -JW

I know, mate. -GHL

Sherlock, please explain! -M

No. -SH

Mycroft? -M

[Delayed] Myc? -GHL

Brother? -SH

He's ignoring us. -GHL

He's no looking at his fone. -GHL

*phone -SH

Right. I'm going to go and try to fix my husband. -GHL

I love calling him that! -GHL

[Greg has left the chat]

Matthew thinks I'm antisocial. Am I? -M

Yes. -SH

I'm fine with that. -M

Heh. -SH

I'm still confused. -JW

Basically there's so much blackmail between the Holmes brothers that they've reached a standstill. -M

Right. -JW

Well put Molly. -SH

Thanks. -M

Is he still wearing the crown, John? -M

Yes. I think he secretly enjoys it. -JW

I do not! -SH

He totally does. -M

Mm. -JW

Bullies. -SH

[Sherlock <3 has left the chat]

He's such a child... It's funny. -M

Agreed. -JW

Save the picture. -JW

Will do. -M

-

[Thurs 11 Sep , 12:03]

John? -SH

Sherlock, I'm at work. -JW

[Delayed] Can I go to Jim's wedding? -SH

Ha. Good joke. -JW

Not a joke. -SH

[Delayed] You are joking, right?! -JW

No. I want to go to the wedding. -SH

I worked hard on setting everything up and arranging it all -SH

No, Sherlock. You are not going to that Madman's wedding. Planning it for a case is one thing. Coming home later then you promised me is another. This. This is way out there in a league of it's own. -JW

Please? -SH

I'd like for you to come with me too. -SH

No. -JW

I can't believe you're saying please for this but not when I'm doing something for you. -JW

Don't be stupid. That's different and you know it. -SH

You're not going to the wedding. -JW

I can go by myself if I want to. -SH

Have you forgotten how "Seb" kidnapped me?! -JW

No. I haven't. I didn't let him forget it either. -SH

Jim returning to him has changed their lives and them. -SH

I don't care, Sherlock. You are not going. -JW

And if I do go? -SH

You'd choose them over me? -JW

No. Of course not. -SH

Sounds like that's your plan. -JW

Look. We can talk more at home. I need to work. -JW

-

[Thurs 11 Sep , 19:03]

No point sulking. -JW

I'm not sulking. -SH

Oh? What do you call this then? -JW

Locking myself in my room to avoid being shouted at by my angry boyfriend. -SH

Sherlock, I'm not going to shout. -JW

You shout at me over leaving body parts on tables and in fridges. I'm pretty sure you'll shout at me for this. -SH

I just want to have a proper conversation about this. -JW

I know you worked hard on the wedding and I can understand you wanting to go but surely you see why I don't want you going.. -JW

Of course I do. -SH

But everyone deserves a second chance, right? -SH

I suppose... -JW

Come out of the bedroom. We should talk about this, face to face. -JW

Fine. -SH

-

[Fri 12 Sep , 01:23]

Where are you? -SH

Making tea. -JW

Why are you up? -SH

I got cold. Blanket hog. -JW

Oops. -SH

Tea? -JW

Love some. -SH

Don't you have work in like five hours? -SH

Not today, no. -JW

I swear your hours change each week. -SH

They are rather flexible. I just need to do 40 hours over the week and then go in if I'm called in. -JW

Oh. Frank is a perfect boss. -SH

He is. -JW

Tea's done. -JW

Stop texting and get your arse in here then. -SH

-

[Fri 12 Sep , 08:32]

Out on a case. Meet me when you're up if you want. -SH

-

[Fri 12 Sep , 11:56]

Where are you? -JW

Morgue. Can you be here in 15 minutes? -SH

Easily. -JW

See you then. -SH

Okay. -JW

-

[Fri 12 Sep , 14:21]

Get anywhere with the sister? The mother was a dead end. Hasn't seen her daughter in years. -SH

According to the sister, Jess had recently gone on holiday with her boyfriend of almost eight years. They broke up while in Spain and when they came back, Jess isolated herself for a week before going about as normal. She didn't say what happen between her and the boyfriend. Now, another week later, she turns up dead. -JW

Boyfriend's address? -SH

Here. [Address Attached] -JW

Should I meet you there? -JW

Please do. -SH

Alright. -JW

-

[Fri 12 Sep , 15:19]

You okay? -SH

Fine. I think my left arm might be broken though. -JW

You did get thrown out of a window. -SH

I can practically feel the concern rolling off you. -JW

No need to be sarcastic -SH

The boyfriend been arrested? -JW

Yup. -SH

Come help me? -JW

I'm on my way now. -SH

-

[Fri 12 Sep, 17:49]

This shopping thing is tedious. -SH

It's only a few things. I can hardly do it with my arm and ankle. -JW

Shouldn't you be asleep? -SH

Haha. -JW

I can't find the milk. This place is a maze designed to trap you in and force you to buy more things. -SH

Milk is by the bread. At the end of the store. -JW

I've just been down there for bread! -SH

You'll have to go back down there, won't you? -JW

Ugh. I. Hate. Shopping. -SH

I'm buying myself three lots of grapes. -SH

It's your money. -JW

It usually is. -SH

You may as well keep my card. You use it far more then I do. -SH

Only for shopping for us both. -JW

Obviously. -SH

Should I worry about how much money seems to randomly find it's way into your account? -JW

No. Mum and Dad often give me money. As does Mycroft. Not that I ever use it. -SH

Your parents? -JW

Despite their home and appearance, my parents are rather wealthy. -SH

That explains a lot. -JW

? -SH

Well you and Mycroft both act like you were born into royalty. It's not a surprise you were born into money. -JW

I suppose. -SH

John, where the hell is the milk?! -SH

It's at the back. By the bread. -JW

I'm there. I don't see it. -SH

What's directly in front of you? -JW

Shed loads of bread. -SH

Not helpful. -JW

Brown bread mainly. There's some birthday cakes and baked good to the left. -SH

Face left. Go to the end the isle and look right. -JW

[Delayed] Found the milk. -SH

How the hell did you miss it? -JW

I assume the milk would be at the top of the store. By the cheese and other chilled goods. It makes sense to have the milk there. -SH

I told you. It's a scheme. They make you search for something everyone needs (milk) and you wonder round the shop and end up buying more then you planned. -SH

Oh and let me guess. The all powerful Sherlock Holmes didn't fall for their tricks. -JW

I never said that... -SH

What did you buy? -JW

Grapes, mainly. -SH

I was going to buy bakewell tarts too but then I realised I can just get Ms Hudson to make them. She does them better, anyway. -SH

She asked me if I wanted any cookies not long ago. Should I ask about the tarts? -JW

Please. -SH

[Delayed] She was more then happy to. -JW

Perfect. -SH

I'm going to use the self service machine. -SH

God. They're a nightmare. -JW

They're simple. You're just old. -SH

Charming. -JW

Right. I'm out of that God forsaken maze of a shop. -SH

I'm getting a cab. Grapes and milk and bread are heavier then I expected. -SH

You did get everything else on the list, right? -JW

I did. Plus a few other things I know we're low on. -SH

Two guesses what. -JW

Condoms. -SH

And Lube -JW

See you at home. xx -SH

You're in a good mood for someone who was forced into doing shopping. -JW

Other than the whole milk thing, it wasn't that bad. -SH

Maybe you should do it more often. -JW

Funny -SH

Not a joke. -JW

Still not happening. -SH

It was worth a shot -JW

You tried. -SH

-

[Sat 13 Sep, 14:56]

John said no. -SH

Wedding's off anyway. -JM x

Why's that? -SH

Seb left me. He's been sleeping around. -JM x

Shit. I'm sorry. -SH

Since when did you and I get so friendly? -JM x

Since I planned your whole fricking wedding. For nothing, it seems. -SH

Oh, please. We both know you where just there to spy on me and Seb. -JM x

Well. There's no reason to be hostile. You've changed. -SH

Have I? -JM x

... -SH

-

[Sat 13 Sep, 15:02]

When's our anniversary, now? I mean after all the stuff that happened and we.. you know.. broke up for a bit.. -JW

We got back together on the 27th of March. -SH

So this month will seven months. -JW

Wow. It will. I didn't even realise so much time had passed. -SH

Neither did I. It's been a good seven months, though. -JW

Definitely. -SH

We'll do something nice. -JW

Let's go to the beach house again. -SH

The 27th is a Friday so we could go on Thursday and come back on Saturday or Sunday? -JW

Can you get the time off work? -SH

I can fit in 40 hours over a few days. -JW

You'll be exhausted. -SH

Maybe I'll ask Frank for a few hours off. -JW

He shouldn't mind. I still have holiday time. I used most of it for mum, obviously but I think I have a day or so left. -JW

I doubt he'd mind either way. You'll easily the best in that place and I'm not saying that as your boyfriend, I'm saying that as Sherlock Holmes. -SH

I feel honoured :P -JW

So the beach house? -SH

Definitely. -JW

-

[Mon 15 Sep, 18:19]

Where'd you run off to? -JW

Case. -SH

Oh? -JW

Two little girls. Went Missing. No parents. One elder brother who cares for them. One of them, they're twins, just turned up dead but there's is recent CCTV footage clearly displaying both the girls- footage taken since the body had been identified. -SH

Need my help? -JW

What about you ankle? -SH

My ankle is fine. -JW

Your arm? -SH

Fine. -JW

So, need my help? -JW

Naturally. Go talk to the brother. Have him look over the body. Molly had details. -SH

Alright. I'll put dinner in the fridge. -JW

-

[Tues 16 Sep, 00:08]

Where are you?! -JW

Rooftop. Chasing the twins. -SH

Impossible. We have the twins. -JW

... -SH

[Incoming Call: Sherlock <3]

[Call Accepted]

-

[Tues 16 Sep, 11:02]

Case has been closed. -SH

Mad scientist cloning child. Didn't see that coming. -JW

He was building some kind of army. The girls must have had some kind of ability. -SH

Any clue what? -JW

None. -SH

Looks like tonight all the neighbours will heard is your violin. -JW

Mm. -SH

-

[Wed 17 Sep, 04:27]

I really do hate shopping. -SH

It's only milk and bread. Stop whining. -JW

Milk, bread and grapes. -SH

Of course.. -JW

-

[Fri 19 Sep, 11:52]

Frank said the cast can come off tomorrow, seeing as it wasn't a full break. -JW

Excellent. -SH

-

[Fri 19 Sep, 14:01]

Let's talk about sex, baby. -SH

Let's talk about you and me -JW

Let's talk about all the good things -SH

And the bad things -JW

that may be -SH

Let's talk about sex -JW

Let's talk about sex -SH

Let's talk about sex -JW

Let's talk about sex -SH

<3 xx -JW

Finally figured it out? -SH

With help from Greg. -JW

You were right. I kicked myself when I realised how close I was. -JW

I knew you would. -SH

Why do you even know that song? -JW

Why do you know all the words to the theme tune for Power Rangers? -SH

Why do you watch children's TV shows? -JW

Why do you blog all the time? -SH

Why do you have stupidly beautiful curly hair? -JW

Why do you look oddly sexy in fluffy jumpers? -SH

Why do you have the best arse of either side of the pond? -JW

Why do you have the most perfect eyes? -SH

Why do you make my heart race? -JW

Why do you make mine race? -SH

Why do you even stick me? -JW

Why do you think that I could ever not love you? -SH

Why do you think we're doing this? -JW

Why not? -SH

You ruined the pattern. -JW

We were running out of questions. -SH

Agreed. -JW

27: The way I know we'll be together for a long time. -SH

28: The fact he's taught me how to be human. -SH

29: His dancing. -SH

30: How he always makes time for me. Even when I don't deserve it. -SH

Just a few more reasons I love you. -SH

You always deserve my time. -JW

Not always. -SH

Yes, always. -JW

You matter most, Sherlock. No matter what you or anyone else says or thinks. -JW

You always come first too, John. Before anyone. Especially myself. -SH

I love you, you stupid romantic git. -JW

I love you too, you procrastinating charming twit. -SH

Oops. I should get back to work. -JW

See you later. I'm cooking curry tonight. -SH

Lovely. -JW

Bye. -SH

Bye, love. -JW

-

[Mon 22 Sep, 13:26]

Can you get grapes while you're at the shops? -SH

Missing a word. -JW

[Delayed] Please? -SH

Grapes are in the basket. -JW

Thank you -SH

Wow. Who taught you your Ps and Qs over the weekend? -JW

Haha. -SH

Glad you find it funny, love. -JW

I like it when you call me love. -SH

I know. -JW

I like it when you say please. -JW

I know. -SH

Anything else you want me to pick up? -JW

Cranberry juice. -SH

Alright then? -JW

I just have a craving for it. -SH

Okay. -JW

Cranberry juice in the basket. -JW

I have no idea how you get around that shop so quickly. -SH

Practise, patience and an impatient boyfriend sat at home. -JW

When did you get so sarcastic? -SH

When you got so gorgeous. -JW

I've always been gorgeous. -SH

*cough* modest *cough* -JW

And that was my point -JW

You have a cough, John. You should pick up some medicine. Or I could make some. -SH

Noooo. No more of your home made medicine. Ever. -JW

Heh. Fine. -SH

I'll be ten minutes. -JW

Okay. -SH

-

[Thurs 25 Sep, 22:42]

Packed? -JW

Packed. -SH

Good. We can't tomorrow. -JW

Molly's party where she'll announce her pregnancy. Blah blah blah. Yes. I know. -SH

She's pregnant?! -JW

Clearly. -SH

When did she tell you? -JW

She didn't. I deduced it. -SH

When did you find out? -JW

About two weeks ago. -SH

And it didn't occur to you to share this information?!?! -JW

No.. -SH

Oh, Sherlock. -JW

Sorry? -SH

No need to apologise. -JW

I'm confused. -SH

Sherlock Holmes, confused? I should call the papers. -JW

Haha. -SH

But seriously, Molly's pregnant? -JW

Mm. Why do you think they move the wedding closer? -SH

Speaking of weddings, you told Jim I said no, right? -JW

I did. -SH

His reaction? -JW

Fine. -SH

Didn't seem to care. -SH

Right. Good. -JW

Jeez. I can't believe Molly is pregnant.. -JW

Mycroft and Greg will be adopting soon too, I believe. -SH

Wow. Everyone's settling down. -JW

Except us. -SH

Except us. -JW

Still don't need a ring? -SH

Nope. As long as I have you forever. -JW

You do. -SH

That's all I need. -JW

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[Fri 26 Sep, 10:23]

Planes are still boooooring. -SH

Oh, God. -JW

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[Mon 29 Sep, 11:00]

Can we go trick or treating next month? With Mycroft's child? They adopted a two year old boy called Alex while we were away. Alex Lestrade-Holmes. Hm. Not bad. -SH

Christ. Wait. You want to go trick or treating?! -JW

Yes. -SH

You want to dress up and go get sweets? -JW

Yes. -SH

We'll discuss it closer to the time. Plus I'm sure that Greg and Mycroft want to take Alex out themselves. -JW

Fine. -SH

Oh, we're going round to Mycroft's tomorrow to meet Alex. -SH

Alright. What time? -JW

Greg said about 1. -SH

Alright. -JW

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[Tues 30 Sep, 18:21]

I never expected either of the Holmes brothers to be good with kids. -JW

Me too, mate. -GHL

Mycroft's a great dad though. -GHL

I could tell. -JW

Sherlock will be too. One day. -GHL

In the very distance future, maybe. -JW

You two aren't going to have kids? -GHL

We've gone as far as saying we do wants kids at some point. -JW

What about marriage? -GHL

I don't think it's for us. -JW

Not yet, anyway. -JW

I think Sherlock can't help but think back to that argument. You know. -JW

Do you think he lied? -GHL

No. I believe him. He wasn't trying to off himself. -JW

You know him better than me. If you believe him, you're likely right. -GHL

Alright. Enough depressing talk. You have a husband and a child to look after and I have to get Sherlock to go to bloody sleep. -JW

See ya. -GHL

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[Thurs 02 Oct, 13:01]

Lily ate that mould you were making. -JW

She ate it?! -SH

Yes. -JW

That's a tad revolting. -SH

Mm. -JW

We should probably take her to the vet's. -SH

On my way now. -JW

I'll meet you there. -SH

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[Thurs 02 Oct, 14:28]

She okay? -M

Thankfully. -SH

Good. -M

How's Matthew and the bump? -SH

The bump is bigger and Matthew's still like a bouncy puppy. -M

I'm happy for you, Molly. -SH

Me too. -M

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[Thurs 04 Oct, 09:59]

John? -SH

Yes? -JW

I love you. -SH

I love you too. -JW

Weirdo. -JW

I prefer to be called sexy. -SH

I prefer my boyfriend to be in bed when I wake up. -JW

I'm making tea. -SH

You are forgiven. -JW

Can we watch Ben 10 in bed? -SH

[Delayed] Fine. -JW

You're the best. <3 -SH

Sap. -JW

I blame you. -SH

Of course you do. Hurry up and get your gorgeous arse back to bed. -JW