Johnlock Texts Part 7

[Wed 02 Jul, 14:55]

I'm on my way home now -MHL

Where are you?! I've been worried! Did you help Sherlock?!! -GHL

I was.. unsuccessful -MHL

But he is alive, right? -GHL

He's under weight, serve malnutrition. He looks terribly pale, has a month's old beard, blood shot eyes and a broken finger. But, yes, he is alive -MHL

I'll just tell John the "Yes, he is alive" bit -GHL

Good plan -MHL

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[Wed 02 Jul, 18:00]

Okay, Mycroft called my bluff. Sherlock is very much alive. Well... Not 'very much' but he's alive.. -FG

Just let him go. -JW

Why would I do that? I still have to wrap you around my little finger -FG

Who are you? Why are you doing this? -JW

I'm not telling you my name. -FG

And I'm doing this because we belong together, John. -FG

We don't -JW

Oh, that's just your love for Sherlock talking.. Don't worry, we'll soon burn that out of you -FG

You can't burn a never ending fire -JW

But I can throw a buckets of foam over it -FG

What? -JW

Ah, my ride is here. Sherlock and I are off on a little holiday. TTFN! -FG

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[Sat 05 Jul, 04:57]

John. Help! Please. -SH

I need help -SH

John, please, wake up.. -SH

John, I need you -SH

Where are you? Tell me. -JW

Psych! -FG

Bitch -JW

Rude! -FG

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[Sat 05 Jul, 14:53]

[Incoming Call: FG]

[Call answered]

[Call duration: 01:04]

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[Sat 05 Jul, 15:00]

I think I got pocket dialed by 'FG' -JW

Hear anything -M

Low voices, not clear enough to make out -JW

Greg had that tracer thingy put in your phone right? The one that records your calls? -M

Yeah -JW

Go to Scotland Yard, see if you can decipher any of it -M

Will do -JW

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[Sat 05 Jul, 16:40]

Oh, Sherlock's a brilliant man! I wasn't pocket dialed at all! He's leading us straight to where he is! -JW

Great! I'll see you both soon then, I hope! -M

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[Tues 22 Jul, 17:43]

Sherlock...? -JW

Yes, John? -SH

Can I ask you something? -JW

You can -SH

Is Moriarty alive? -JW

Jim is alive. Yes. -SH

Jim? Since when do you call him Jim? -JW

I've read over the messages with 'FG' John. Don't believe her. The only messages exchanged between Jim and I are about cases and such. No flirting or deep displays of affection -SH

I'll prove it if you don't believe me -SH

I trust you -JW

I know that, but I don't want this to be another one of our domestics -SH

I'm not going to accuse you of cheating on me Sherlock -JW

Although, if you were to cheat then Moriarty wouldn't surprise me. You two are similar in many ways -JW

Expect he's crazy and frankly too in-your-face for me -SH

Good answer -JW

Didn't know I was being tested -SH

You weren't -JW

Can I ask another question? -JW

Of course -SH

In the days leading up to 'FG' kidnapping you, why were you so distant? -JW

As you've been told, I was planning to propose. So I was panicking and my instincts to push everyone out kicked in -SH

Was planning? You changed your mind? -JW

I did -SH

Why? -JW

I'm happy with our relationship the way it is and I don't want to risk marriage changing that. There's been noticeable changes in Greg and Mycroft's relationship and they're still in the 'honeymoon' stage. -SH

So, going off how your brother reacts to marriage you no longer want to get married? -JW

Yes. I don't want to fall in a pattern. It's.. dull. Marriage confirms everything. It's less spontaneous and wild. -SH

I see where you're coming from. -JW

Also, I don't want to constantly sign my messages 'SWH' -SH

I wouldn't want to hyphenate -JW

My point still stands. But I said it before, I'll say it again. If you need a ring to be happy I will put a ring on your finger -SH

I'm happy, and I certainly don't want to fall into a dull pattern -JW

Good. -SH

Anymore questions or are you going to start the walk home? -SH

One more. Who is 'FG' and how do you know her? -JW

Fraya Gordon. She went to my school, was a family friend and I was often forced into socialising with her at family gatherings and such. I didn't know much about her. She moved away after Redbread died, or as I now know, was killed. She'd recently moved to London, I deduced she was at the centre of a growing criminal organisation and got to know her in order to worm my way in. Turns out she'd been spying on us and formed something of a crush on you... -SH

I did borrow her car, though. -SH

Oh my God, you spent all that time you were kidnapped being jealous, didn't you? -JW

[Delayed] No. -SH

Liar! -JW

Fine, yes. I got jealous, more so when I read what she's been texting. Then you started replying... -SH

That was to try and trip her up -JW

I know, but still. Even you fake flirting with someone to try and save me makes me go all green eyed -SH

You're ridiculous -JW

I know -SH

I'll be home soon -JW

It's pouring, you'll be minutes. You always are in the rain -SH

I'm already soaked through to the bone -JW

You're going to get sick.. -SH

I'm a doctor, I have a high immune system. I'll be fine -JW

Hm, if you say so. Now, stop texting me and hurry home so we can get you out of those wet clothes -SH

Cheeky sod. Anything to get in my pants. -JW

Getting warmed up does sound fun though -JW

Our bed is lovely and warm -SH

[Picture attached: Sherlock wrapped in their sheets] -SH

Tease -JW

Only for you -SH

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[Wed 23 Jul, 10:22]

Which is the fever medicine? -SH

Ugh, just ask Frank -JW

I told you that you'd get ill -SH

Shut up and get the medicine, nurse -JW

I don't care how many times you beg, I'm not playing doctor and nurse with you. Not while you're ill, anyway -SH

Mean -JW

I honestly never expected you to be so kinky. Although the nurse fantasy is one most doctors have, I suppose -SH

C'mon. Please? You don't have to wear the outfit.. -JW

Maybe after you take your medicine -SH

That's your way of saying that you've already decided to do it but just want to be a mysterious tease -JW

And that is the type of thing most keep in their head. You definitely spend too much time with me -SH

Not enough. What's taking so long? -JW

Frank is trying to find the best medicine he has. He certainly favours you over the rest of his other employees -SH

That stuff is really expensive! -JW

He favours you. He's giving me it on the house -SH

He only favours me because I'm your boyfriend -JW

Also because you're good at what you do and are a good person -SH

Whatever. Hurry home, I want to be pampered and cuddled by my boyfriend while I'm ill -JW

Yes, sir! ;) -SH

Cheeky -JW

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[Wed 23 Jul, 17:22]

Where'd you go? -JW

Kitchen -SH

Tea? -SH

Please -JW

How are you feeling? -SH

Better. Bit of a headache and my throat still hurts -JW

I went out and got you headache pills while you were asleep -SH

Thanks -JW

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[Wed 23 Jul, 17:59]

Hey! Get back here! Where are you hiding? -SH

Promise not to kiss me and I'll come out -JW

You know you want me to kiss you -SH

You know I don't want you to get ill -JW

I'm fine. I want to kiss you -SH

No! -JW

C'mon, stop hiding. Very clever, putting your phone on silent -SH

But you're ill and all bunged up. Your breathing is very loud -SH

You wouldn't have starred texting if you knew were I am -JW

Yes, good point. -SH

I'll come out but I'm not kissing you until I'm better -JW

How your words wound me -SH

Might've been convincing if you didn't have a smirk on your face -JW

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[Thurs 24 Jul, 12:03]

MS HUDSON! JOHN MADE ME ILL!! -SH

I know, you were shouting about it all morning. -H

You have to come back and look after us! -SH

I'm not your mothers and I'm going away for the a few days. Behave and STOP acting like a child. -H

Pleeeeeeeease??? -SH

You're being ridiculous. -H

Am not! -SHnfj

Sorry about him, Ms Hudson. Enjoy your mini-holiday out with fgjvkvkd

COME BACK!!:%;%(% skf

Boys? -H

Get better soon. -H

I'll see you both on Monday -H

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[Thurs 24 Jul, 12:47]

Jawn! Jawn! Come back! -SH

Jawn? Really, Sherlock? -JW

Coooooome back. Don't leave like the evil landlady -SH

I'm just making tea. You sure you're ill and not high? -JW

I haven't been near drugs. I just hate being ill, it's BORING Jawwwwn -SH

God, you're a child -JW

How much of your 'homemade' Calpol did you have? -JW

It tasted like strawberry! -SH

... -JW

Lots, I'm guessing? -JW

Mm, half the bottle. -SH

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[Thurs 24 Jul, 12:53]

Molly, is it possible for someone to to get high off medicine? -JW

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[Thurs 24 Jul, 12:54]

Don't tell him! This is hilarious! -SH

He's a doctor. Why is he asking me about medicine?! -M

Just go with it. I made some cough medicine, it's exactly the same as Calpol-SH

Fine. -M

Thank you! -SH

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[Thurs 24 Jul, 12:55]

Probably. -M

Oh God. Sherlock's acting really weird and he drank like half a bottle of it. -JW

Just look after him -M

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[Sat 26 Jul, 04:49]

I hate you sometimes Sherlock... -JW

C'mon. It was funny! -SH

It really really wasn't! -JW

I almost went deaf! -JW

Oh, stop exaggerating! -SH

When I next see you, I'm going to kill you. -JW

For setting your alarm? You're going to kill your boyfriend for setting your alarm... -SH

I fear for the poor soul that tries to pull a proper prank on you. -SH

You are a totally idiot. Did you have to put it right by my ear and record it? -JW

You 'had' to record me telling Mycroft I loved him, remember? -SH

That was funny, though. At your brothers expense too. This was at mine, so you should feel bad -JW

Fine, fine. I'm sorry -SH

Nope. Not good enough. No body parts in the flat for a month! -JW

That is complete unfair! -SH

Tough. -JW

How about I just give you oral sex and then we forget it? -SH

No, Sherlock. You don't get to make up for everything with sex -JW

The camera is still on. I can see you smiling. Git -SH

Jeez, do you connect every electrical device you own to your phone? -JW

Pretty much -SH

Okay. Are you coming back to bed now? I promise not to kill you -JW

I'll be there in a minute -SH

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[Sat 26 Jul, 18:33]

Let's talk about sex, baby -SH

Really, Sherlock? I have no idea what this is! -JW

I believe in you, John. You can do it. -SH

Fine. -JW

Let's talk about bed, baby -JW

There's no baby on the end -SH

Damn it. -JW

Let's talk about superman -JW

Really, John?! -SH

I give up. -JW

Don't give up! You can do it! -SH

I'm almost home. -JW

Awh. Fine. -SH

Don't be sad. -JW

I'm not. It's just fun trying to make you guess stuff -SH

Are you pouting right now? -JW

[Delayed] No -SH

You're adorable -JW

Shut up -SH

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[Sun 27 Jul, 03:45]

Guess The Death? At this time? -JW

Sherlock? -JW

John.. I think you should come pick you're boyfriend up... -M

Why? -JW

He's very drunk.. -M

He's been drinking? -JW

Not my fault! Tammy and Charlotte walked in when we were playing GTD and bet him that he couldn't deduce while drunk. He proved them absolutely wrong. Told them all about what they did last night. They regretted it. Tammy is close to punching him. -M

Dear Lord... Please stop him! Does he have an off switch? -M

Unfortunately, no. -JW

[Delayed] Oh my God! John, get here NOW! -M

On my way. What's he doing? -JW

He's telling us about Mycroft's beach house... -M

Oh God! Turn your ears off!! -JW

Less then two minutes? -M

Shut up! He teased for hours!! -JW

Then you fell asleep?! Wow -M

Shut up, Molly! -JW

Three times the next night? Impressive -M

Oh God! Please shut him. Give him a dead body to play with or something! -JW

No. This is hilarious. I never expected you to have less stamina then Sherlock.. -M

He has a ridiculous sex drive! Leave me alone! -JW

[Delayed] Okay. Okay. I'll shut him up -M

What did he say? -JW

He started to compare you to Matthew. Like stuff he's deduced about Matthew.. Size etc etc -M

Ooh.. I'll be there soon -JW

Thank God -M

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[Sun 27 Jul, 12:32]

God.. What the hell did I do last night? -SH

You got drunk -JW

Obviously -SH

I remember the bet and then drinking. How did I get here? -JW

I text to find out why the hell you'd gone to play Guess The Death at 3AM and Molly informed me your deductions were getting a little out of hand -JW

I told them about their sex lives, didn't I? -SH

And ours.. -JW

Beach house? Two minutes? -SH

Yes and yes. -JW

I'm sorry -SH

Then you told Molly that Matthew's dick is smaller then mine -JW

Well, it is -SH

You're funny when you're drunk -JW

What else did I do? -SH

And thanks for the water, tea and tablets -SH

It's fine. When we came home you fell all over the place and woke up Ms Hudson. You started to cuddle her and tell her she's pretty. She got creeped out and begged me to go put you to bed. -JW

I'm sensing there's more to this story. -SH

Much. -JW

Go on. -SH

I put you in your bed. You got out six times, refusing to sleep. You kept coming into the living room and asking me to watch Doctor Who with you. -JW

Doctor Who? I didn't know I like that show -SH

Neither did I -JW

I may have watched some episodes over your shoulder when I was in my mind palace. -SH

Ten or Eleven? -JW

Noooo! Don't make me choose! -SH

Okay. Okay. On with the story? -JW

On with the story -SH

We watched like five minutes of an episode before you fell asleep on me. I put you in your bed and decided to leave you be, you were moving a lot so I didn't want to wake you up. I went up to my room and about ten minutes later you crawl into my bed and tried all sorts. -JW

Did I get anywhere? -SH

Not with me -JW

.. Myself? -SH

Yeah.. -JW

Let's just stop the story here, shall we? -SH

Good plan -JW

When are you home? -SH

Soon. Just buying you some grapes and Lilly some cat food -JW

Did you know that you are the best boyfriend ever? -SH

Indeed I did -JW

Cocky -SH

;) -JW

Hurry up. Fraya never brought me grapes the evil cow. -SH

Yeah, that's what makes her an evil cow. -JW

And flirting with you. That marks her evil -SH

AND kidnapping and almost killing you -JW

Eh. Flirting with you is worse in my opinion -SH

Of course. Jealous Idiot -JW

Lilly's crawling at me. She's hungry. Hurry up -SH

Two minutes -JW

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[Tues 29 Jul, 11:14]

Greg's letting me go on cases again! -SH

Serial killer, John. Really messed up. -SH

He killed a whole family, including the baby and dog -SH

Ooohhh! He left me a message! -SH

'See you in hell Sherlock' -SH

In blood. He wrote it in blood! -SH

I'm happy for you, love. BUT stop texting me at work! -JW

And stay safe! -JW

Always. -SH

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[Thurs 31 Jul, 11:37]

John... Are you okay? Why did you run off? -SH

I'm fine. I just need to go home and pack -JW

Why are you packing?! Did I do something? -SH

I'm really sorry about the alarm clock, and the body parts, and the fact I never eat or sleep when I should, and the way I ignore you sometimes, and how rude I am, and whatever else I've ever done to upset you. Don't go, John, please -SH

It's not you, silly. -JW

It's my mum -JW

Harry phoned. She's really ill and it's possible she might not make it -JW

Oh.. I'm sorry, John. Are you going to your childhood home, then? -SH

Yes. For a few weeks -JW

Would you like me to come with you? -SH

No, it's okay. It's sort of a family tradition. We all get together before someone passes.. -JW

Plus you have a killer to catch -JW

Alright. When do you leave? -SH

Tomorrow -JW

Okay. I'll be home in 5 -SH

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A/N: Hello! First (and likely only) Author Note.. I just wanted to ask you all a question AND  thank you all for the support/votes/comments this book as gotten. Every bit of feedback means so much!

SO! QUESTION TIME: how do you guys feel about there being some full-on (if i do it right) sexting in future chapter(s)?! Let me know! I'm here to please you guys ;)

-WPP x