Johnlock Texts Part 3

[Mon 17 Feb, 13:21]

Sherlock, I need a better suit -JW

I need a new suit too, Lestrade is insisting I buy one especially for the wedding -SH

I still can't believe we didn't notice they were together -JW

I'm not surprised you didn't. Even if we weren't too busy distracting one another then you would still not notice -SH

I'm distracting enough you didn't deduce your brothers relationship status? -JW

Yes -SH

That's nice to know -JW

We'll go suit shopping tomorrow -SH

Promise me you won't try anything, like you did when we went clothes shopping last month -JW

I didn't do anything.. -SH

Apart from try to seduce me in the changing room -JW

I didn't try. I was successful -SH

Shut up and promise me you won't do that again -JW

Or you could just let me have you in the changing room -SH

No -JW

You're no fun -SH

I am but we're not doing that in public -JW

Fine. We have a whole week for that anyway -SH

Jesus. How on Earth did you survive before we were together with your sex drive? -JW

I have a very active imagination -SH

Wow -JW

Stop it -SH

What? -JW

Stop imagining me doing that to myself -SH

Bringing it up just makes me imagine it more -JW

I know -SH

Lestrade wants me to wear a tie -SH

I'm not wearing a tie -SH

A higher quality suit is one thing, a tie is a whole other -SH

John, tell your friend I am not wearing a tie to his wedding -SH

I don't wear ties -SH

Doesn't he understand that? -SH

You don't need to wear a tie -JW

Good -SH

I'm picking your suit and shirt -SH

What? No, you'll pick one that's way too tight -JW

Tight suits you -SH

No, fluffy jumpers suit me. You're the one with all the tight clothing -JW

You can't wear a jumper to the wedding -SH

I know that! You're not picking my suit-JW

I am -SH

No -JW

Please? -SH

No -JW

You're no fun at all. I can't have you in the dressing rooms or pick your suit -SH

You're not picking my suit! I know you're pick one that's really tight and you'll spend the whole evening teasing me, whispering and touching -JW

[Delayed] I'm going to buy a smaller purple shirt then -SH

You're an evil man -JW

Let me pick your suit -SH

No, I'll just enjoy the sight of you in that top -JW

I won't get the top then -SH

I'm not letting you pick my suit Sherlock -JW

I'll never wear the purple shirt again -SH

All your shirts are a little tight -JW

I'll go and buy a bunch of not tight ones then -SH

No you won't. You like the tightness -JW

I like to see you in tight stuff more -SH

No, you're not picking my suit -JW

Let me pick your suit or I won't go to the wedding -SH

It's your brothers wedding! You're the best man! You can't not go -JW

I'm off to tell Lestrade I'm not going -SH

You're going! -JW

[Delayed] Sherlock, Greg's texting me! -JW

He's going ballistic! -JW

Telling me to 'let Sherlock pick the fucking suit' -JW

I suggest you listen, he does care so much for what Mycroft wants. And Mycroft wants me there, apparently -SH

Fine! You can pick the bloody suit! -JW

Yes! -SH

I hate you -JW

No, you don't -SH

You love me -SH

I still hate you at the same time -JW

[Delayed] ...Really? -SH

You know I love you, you just get annoying when you tease me. I don't hate you, I'm sorry I said that -JW

You are so easy to fool -SH

Bastard -JW

My mother and father were married when I was born actually -SH

John, what's sexting? -SH

Sex Texting. Why? -JW

Sally asked if I was sexting my boyfriend -SH

I ignored her -SH

She took my silence as a yes and started laughing -SH

Why is it you know Donavon by her first name but not Lestrade or Anderson? -JW

Sally and I used to be friends, sort of -SH

Really? -JW

Yes. Through out my university years she.. stuck up for me. Got me out of a few number of beatings too -SH

What happened to make her turn against you so drastically? -JW

I believe its her jerk of a boyfriend.. and the fact that I turned her down in a way that was less then pleasant -SH

She asked you out? -JW

On the last day of uni, yes -SH

What did you say to make it so unpleasant -JW

I told her no, giving her my reasons for not wanting to date her -SH

What were your reasons? -JW

That I did not find her attractive and that I knew she would cheat with a multiple of random guys that decide to chat her up in the club she goes to on Fridays because she's a slut -SH

Oh. -JW

She stills goes to that club, every other Friday -SH

Why are you telling me that? -JW

I don't know.. -SH

Right. -JW

Is it odd that I wish I hadn't been so harsh? -SH

Not at all. She was kind to you -JW

Yes. She was -SH

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[Mon 17 Feb, 21:57]

John, where are you? -SH

I don't remember if you said you where going out or not.. -SH

<attempts to call John>

<call missed>

John? -SH

-

[Mon 17 Feb, 22:13]

Sorry about that Sherlock, I ran into an old friend and didn't hear my phone -JW

It's fine, Moron is as good as dead so I knew there was no reason to worry -SH

He's dead? -JW

He refuses to eat so he'll die soon. I'd still like to put a bullet in his head for so much as looking at you -SH

I know and I appreciate it. Anyway are you okay with my friend staying at the flat for a few nights? The hotel screwed up the rooms and she was going to stay in a crappy motel so I offered to let her stay with us until Wednesday -JW

As long as she doesn't touch anything that belongs to me. Including you -SH

I'm more worried about her trying to hit on you -JW

Did you not tell her we're together? -SH

I'm not sure what her views on relationships like ours are -JW

If she hits on me I'm telling her I'm gay -SH

And if she touches you I'm throwing her out the window -SH

She doesn't really touch people. She's always hated physical contact. Unless she's trying to flirt -JW

More reason for me to throw her out the window if she touches you -SH

If she was going to flirt with me would have by now -JW

You seem to know her well -SH

We were close in uni -JW

Close? -SH

Not like that -JW

Good -SH

I'm not going to change the way I act around you because you're unsure of her views on homosexuality by the way -SH

And you're staying in my bed so she can have yours -SH

I'm in your room most nights anyway -JW

Still -SH

We'll be there in fifteen minutes -JW

What's her name? -SH

Charlie -JW

I'm calling her Charlotte -SH

I guessed you would -JW

See you soon John -SH

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[Tues 18 Feb, 12:52]

She's never leaving. -SH

What? -JW

Charlotte. I want her to stay forever -SH

.. Why?  -JW

Every man needs a gay best friend -SH

Gay?! -JW

I'm surprised you didn't see it, especially since your sister is too -SH

How could you tell? -JW

Her shoes and lipstick. Plus when I asked she said she was -SH

Sherlock you can't just ask people things like that -JW

Why not? -SH

You just don't -JW

She wasn't offended. She's very open about it -SH

She didn't tell me -JW

You didn't ask -SH

Because people don't just ask things like that! -JW

I did. She did too -SH

Charlie asked if you're gay? -JW

Yes. -SH

Did you tell her about us? -JW

Didn't need to. She said she heard us last night -SH

Oh God.. I told you it was a bad idea, I said she would hear us.. -JW

She said she put headphones in and went to sleep, nothing to worry about -SH

Sherlock our guest shouldn't have to hear us doing that -JW

Well she's staying forever so it looks like you won't be getting any of it for a while -SH

Really? With your sex drive? -JW

Yes. -SH

And sharing a bed with me? -JW

Yes -SH

You'll kick her out after a week -JW

She has to leave tomorrow anyway.. -SH

She's visiting soon -SH

Awh, John, she's adorable. Can we keep her? -SH

Sherlock, she's a human not a dog -JW

Can we get a puppy? -SH

No. God knows what you'd do with the poor thing -JW

So you'd happily have kids with me but you don't trust me with a dog? -SH

Yes -JW

Okay then.. What about a cat? -SH

Do you really want a pet or are you just trying to get me to give in? -JW

I don't really want a pet, I don't have time for caring for an animal. -SH

Right. Hope that's not the attitude you have when we get kids-JW

I have a feeling the whole saying I want to have children with you is going to be coming up a lot in conversations -SH

Sorry. I'm just glad you said it. -JW

Clearly -SH

You realise you made it plural right? I originally said kid -JW

I know. I think when I do have children, I'd want two. A boy and a girl -SH

Two sounds perfect -JW

Perfect for the future. Right now I want to live before I tie myself to children. I don't want to be going out on cases too often when we have children. I can't risk their lives like that. -SH

That's really sweet Sherlock -JW

This is where we end the children conversation. Its barely been two months -SH

Speaking of which, where are we off to next week? -JW

Its a secret -SH

Of course it is -JW

Right. Charlotte and I are off to see Molly for a while. See you in a few hours -SH

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[Thurs 20 Feb, 03:12]

Sherlock, why are you not in bed? -JW

I went for a walk -SH

At this time? -JW

Yes. I like the night -SH

This isn't like you. What's wrong? -JW

Who's Michael? -SH

What? -JW

Charlotte mentioned a Michael. You said I was the only man you've ever been in a relationship with.. -SH

If Charlotte mentioned him then she means her brother. I didn't like him like that. We kissed once playing truth or dare -JW

Oh. So I'm still the only man you've ever had as a boyfriend? -SH

Yes -JW

Good. Because that fact makes me feel really special, more so then I already am -SH

Is that why you went for a walk? Because of Michael? -JW

Yes and No -SH

Why no? -JW

I'm visiting the handsome Matthew -SH

Why? He and Molly are together now, you have no reason to visit him -JW

But handsome Matthew and I are friends -SH

Stop calling him handsome -JW

He's not that handsome -JW

His bum is to die for -SH

Sherlock, stop -JW

Why? -SH

I don't want you to talk or think about him that way -JW

Fine. -SH

Thank you -JW

I'll start calling him sexy then -SH

Sherlock! Don't! -JW

Oh. Calm down, he's not even gay or interested in men in any way -SH

Are you coming home soon? -JW

Matthew and I are talking -SH

You're texting me, not talking to Matthew -JW

I'm multitasking -SH

Sherlock, come home now -JW

No -SH

I think I'll give Charlie's brother a call -JW

Well played John. I'll be home in two minutes -SH

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[Thurs 20 Feb, 17:59]

Sherlock, you're a master at deducing things, will you help me win a bet? -JW

I can try, but if you're wrong then I can't do anything about it -SH

Okay. But you'll help? -JW

Maybe. What is it? -SH

Look up Larry Stylinson and tell me if they're together or not -JW

Which are you betting on? -SH

I'll tell you after -JW

Who are you betting against? -SH

Harry for £100 -JW

Right. I'll look them up. I hope you win, I still haven't forgiven her for passing out in my bed. -SH

Okay, let me know when you're done. And I know, you say so every time she's mentioned-JW

[Delayed] Weighing all the facts I'd say its too hard to tell without meeting them. They appear to be a secret couple but they are in a boy band who's management is likely to put some rumours on the internet and in papers to gain popularity despite their seemingly homophobic ways -SH

So who wins the bet? -JW

I don't know yet -SH

Yet? -JW

I'll be in late, I'm going to see One Direction -SH

Seriously?! -JW

Yes. Mycroft is a powerful man -SH

You used your brother in order to meet a boy band?! -JW

Yes. Why not? He has power, its only fair I get to abuse it now and then -SH

Plus that Liam one looked rather charming -SH

I'm coming with you -JW

You can't. One visit by myself is all I get before they're off to some party or something -SH

Don't talk to Liam -JW

You make me laugh John -SH

I hate you -JW

No you don't, we've been over this -SH

Whatever. Don't be home late. We've got to pack -JW

See you later honey -SH

What?! Sherlock, really, that doesn't suit you at all. -JW

I know but your face was priceless -SH

My face...? I'm in the bathroom, getting ready for a shower and you're out somewhere -JW

I know. I have a camera in there -SH

I thought you took it out! -JW

No. I just moved it -SH

[Delayed] Why did you take it?! You ruin all my fun! -SH

That's hardly true. I am most of your fun -JW

Very true -SH

I'll be an hour at the most. See you then -SH

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[Thurs 20 Feb, 19:29]

'Larry' is real -SH

Damn. You sure? -JW

You idiot, you bet on them not being a couple didn't you? Really, John? The evidence their fans have found is rather convincing, mainly because they're right, and you bet they weren't a couple! -SH

I thought it was for popularity like you said earlier -JW

This is why people are stupid. They care far too much about these things -SH

Well, C'mon, tell me how you deduced it all? Their relationship -JW

I asked -SH

Do people really not just ask these questions? It saves time -SH

And you're sure they're telling the truth? -JW

They tried to lie but that one with curly hair is a terrible liar -SH

Plus the Irish one ended up blurting it out, although he did in on purpose to cause trouble which makes me laugh. They were surprising pleasant people, I expected annoying teenage man brats -SH

Teenage man brats? -JW

That's your best saying yet I think -JW

I can't believe you bet that much on something you were likely to lose -SH

You, John Watson, are a bloody idiot -SH

I feel so loved -JW

I'm not going to say anything about sarcasm and wit because you'll just retaliate with the whole space story -SH

I better go pay Harry -JW

Send her my dislike, would you? -SH

It's bubbled down to dislike? Progress. -JW

I said hate the last two times, thought I'd mix it up a little -SH

-

[Fri 21 Feb, 11:11]

Planes are boring -SH

Don't start being a child -JW

Bored -SH

Why are we texting? -JW

People are nosy -SH

I know what'll keep you entertained, deduce some people and tell me -JW

Honestly thought you were going to tell me to follow you to the toilet -SH

That doesn't happen in real life Sherlock -JW

Dull. Can't have sex with you in a plane loo or in the changing rooms at the clothes shop -SH

Deduce people already, we've got a week to ourselves, there's going to be plenty of time for that later -JW

Fine. See the woman sitting with the little girl on her lap? The blonde twig like one -SH

Yes, I see her -JW

Secret porn star. Her husband doesn't know that the child on her lap is actually the result of a 'movie' gone wrong -SH

Really? She's a porn star? -JW

Don't look so interested, you're mine -SH

Of course I am -JW

[Delayed] I forgive you, but only because you're a good kisser -SH

Sure. Right, the man in front of us, he's been typing away furiously, what's crawled up his butt and died? -JW

Wife just left him for a far younger man and he is expressing his rather colourful thoughts to his pen pal in America. He used to be a woman too but his wife never knew and he has a black cat which he has named after Harry Styles. One Direction are everywhere now.. Nice of Liam to give me his number -SH

Sherlock, you better be kidding -JW

[Image Attached - Click to Open] Look, he even kissed my cheek -SH

.. You let him kiss your cheek?! You don't let people do that. Apart from me. You've never let anyone kiss your cheek. Irene did but you didn't let her! But you let some bloody boy band member kiss your cheek?! -JW

Calm down -SH

[Delayed] Stealing you own words: I forgive you, but only because you're a good kisser -JW

And you said sorry -JW

And please -JW

And I love you -JW

Shh -SH

You are adorable -JW

Are you angry I did that? The kiss thing -SH

A little. You're my boyfriend Sherlock, you shouldn't let another person kiss you anywhere because I am possessive and easily made jealous -JW

I like the way you're possessive of me. It's sexy -SH

We're on a plane full of people, don't look at me like that -JW

Put your coat on your lap -SH

Why? -JW

Just trust me -SH

Sherlock, I'm not letting you do that to me in public -JW

Put your coat there or else everyone will see -SH

You're evil. You know I like it when you get all demanding -JW

Coat, John. Now -SH

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[Sat 01 Mar, 08:32]

Planes are still boring -SH

I saw that glance John -SH

I didn't do anything -JW

I thought that didn't happen in real life -SH

It doesn't -JW

But clearly you'd like it to -SH

I'm not sure either of us could handle much more after this week -JW

But this plane journey is all we get before its back to work -SH

No, I'm not fucking you in a plane toilet -JW

What makes you think you'd be topping? -SH

Even with all your sass I top 60-70%% of the time -JW

That doesn't mean you'll be topping. And I think that's an exaggeration, it's closer to 50% -SH

Closer to 80% I think -JW

50 -SH

80 -JW

50 -SH

80 -JW

Maybe 55 -SH

I'm just going to agree with you despite the truth -JW

Half the times you're topping I'm still on the top -SH

Oh shut up, you love being bottom and there's no denying it -JW

Only cause I'm greedy -SH

You say that like it's a good thing.. -JW

I'm going to sleep -SH

What did you type then delete before you sent that? -JW

Nothing -SH

It was something sentimental, wasn't it? -JW

Yes -SH

Tell me -JW

Later, in person, not over text -SH

Okay -JW

-

[Sat 01 Mar, 14:51]

Gracie escaped -SH

Gracie? -JW

My mouse -SH

Since when do you have a mouse? -JW

Since five months ago -SH

And I didn't notice? -JW

You wouldn't -SH

Because I'm stupid? -JW

Exactly -SH

So what do I do if I see her running around the flat? -JW

I doubt she's still in the flat, if she is then she's likely dead but if you do see her then catch her and keep her in the cage in my room -SH

Where's her cage? -JW

In the corner -SH

[Delayed] How did I not see that? -JW

Mainly because all you see is the bed when you're in my room -SH

And because you're stupid -SH

Yeah, okay, I get the point -JW

And people think you don't sulk -SH

Because I don't sulk when people are around -JW

You sulk whenever you like, not matter whose around -JW

You say it like I'm a child -SH

You are a child -JW

In that case I don't think it's right for us to be in a relationship, what with you being so old and me being a child -SH

After everything I've done for? You're just going to leave? Ungrateful git -JW

Where are you anyway? Shouldn't leave a child unsupervised -SH

I'm on my way back from shopping -JW

Oh. Okay. Did you get grapes? -SH

Yes. What's with the sudden grape obsession? You ask for them every time I go shopping -JW

I like grapes -SH

And you just eat them? They're not for some experiment? -JW

I just eat them. Not everything I do is quirky -SH

I'll see you in a few minutes -JW

Okay -SH

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[Sun 02 Mar, 02:33]

Sorry -SH

It's fine -JW

Clearly its not if you're sleeping in your room -SH

I'm just a little angry -JW

Tell me that then. Rant. Because if you keep it all in every time you get a little angry then eventually you'll be really angry and then you're leave me and I really don't want that to happen -SH

You should have told me about it. I could have helped -JW

Oh God. Please tell me you're not angry at yourself -SH

Maybe just a little -JW

I didn't tell you, how is that your fault? -SH

You should have been able to tell me you relapsed -JW

I was able to, I choose not to because I didn't want you to stop me -SH

[Delayed] In that case I'm angry at you -JW

You best have stopped! -JW

I have. It was only the three you saw -SH

Right. I'm coming in your room, I'm going to shout a little and cry too, you'll say sorry and maybe get upset too, then we'll kiss and go to sleep -JW

Did you just plan out an argument? -SH

Problem? -JW

None at all -SH

Thought not -JW

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[Mon 03 Mar, 10:19]

I found Gracie -JW

Is she alive? -SH

Yes -JW

Good. -SH

Is she just a pet? Because if her eyes are anything to go by she's an experiment -JW

She is an experiment. What colour are her eyes? -SH

Purple -JW

Put her in the cage now! -SH

She is in the cage. Why? What does purple eyes mean? -JW

She may explode or have a baby, I don't know -SH

Explode?! What the hell did you do to her? -JW

An experiment -SH

If she explodes you're cleaning up -JW

Or if she has a baby, you're cleaning -JW

Fine -SH

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[Thurs 06 Mar, 11:12]

Molly has invited us round to her house for dinner with her and Matthew -SH

Are we going? -JW

Do you want to? -SH

Not if you're going to do what you did last time -JW

I won't. I think he's proposing after we leave so I don't want to upset Molly before she gets engaged -SH

He's proposing already? -JW

They've known and liked each other for long enough, plus they seem sure they want to spend their lives together and have children -SH

Like us? -JW

John, as I said last time, don't propose -SH

I will one day -JW

In the far future -SH

You mean that future with our children? -JW

Yes. -SH

Now, shut up about it or I'll never have children with you -SH

Fine, fine -JW

So, we are going to see Molly and Handsome Matthew? -SH

Sherlock.. -JW

Oh. Sorry, I'm meant to call him sexy now, aren't I? -SH

Stop it! -JW

Or what? -SH

I'll propose -JW

I'll say no -SH

I'll stop talking to you till you say yes -JW

I'll call your mother and make her make you talk me to -SH

I'll call your mother and tell her what a pain you're being -JW

I'll explain to both our mothers how I said I wasn't ready and you didn't listen -SH

I'll show them the chat log about how you're saying all this because you tried to make me jealous -JW

Then they'll probably flick our ears and tell us to grow up -SH

Most likely -JW

So... Dinner with handsome Matthew? -SH

If you admit you think I'm better looking then him -JW

Never once did I claim I thought you were less handsome then him -SH

You are far better looking -SH

Plus you love me -SH

And I love you back -SH

I'll go to dinner -JW

Good -SH

Oh. Get grapes while you're at the shop -SH

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[Thurs 06 Mar, 18:42]

Sherlock, Lestrade called and said you weren't answering, he has a case for you. What are you doing? -JW

Gracie has gone into labour -SH

The mouse? -JW

Yes, my mouse Gracie -SH

So, she's not going to explode? -JW

She may -SH

Awh, John, the little mice are so cute -SH

Ouch. Little thing bit me. -SH

You okay? -JW

No. My hand hurts -SH

Boo ho. So, important case that could save lives? -JW

Mice -SH

Sherlock! -JW

Fine. Ten minutes -SH

Thank you -JW

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[Sun 09 Mar, 08:19]

John, come home -SH

It's been two days -SH

Please -SH

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done it -SH

No, you think it was completely fine -JW

It was -SH

It really wasn't Sherlock -JW

You're over reacting -SH

I'm not -JW

You really are, it's not a big deal -SH

Not a big deal?! -JW

Sherlock, you kissed her! -JW

She kissed me. It helped save a few lives, I thought you cared about that! -SH

The case didn't require you to kiss her! I get it that sometimes you'll flirt to gained information but why'd you kiss her?! -JW

She kissed me! -SH

You kissed back! -JW

It got the case solved! -SH

There was no reason for you to kiss her -JW

That kiss helped save the people she kidnapped! -SH

No. Lestrade breaking down that door saved the people she kidnapped -JW

If I hadn't of kissed her we wouldn't have got the address! -SH

Her brother told us the address! -JW

And her brother is a truly disturbed individual who needs to be put in an insane asylum -SH

What's that supposed to mean? -JW

Her brother gave us the address because of the kiss -SH

Of course he did -JW

You saw him. He has some kind if thing for seeing his sister happy. They're both a little extreme -SH

You could've offered to go on a date, then not go obviously, you didn't need to kiss her -JW

It was the quickest way to convince both him and her that she was going to get somewhere -SH

You never tried to kiss Irene, and there was a good chance she'd give in and tell you her pass code sooner. You could have found another way -JW

She may have let her heart rule her actions but Irene wasn't stupid. She would have seen through a kiss, plus Moriarty was watching everything and would have guessed -SH

You didn't have to kiss her -JW

No. I didn't. But it solved the case, and saved three lives, surely you can see why you shouldn't be upset -SH

You admit you didn't have to kiss her to save them? -JW

Yes -SH

Then I think I have every right to be upset -JW

Fine. Be upset all you want, just come home -SH

No -JW

Why not? -SH

Because you basically cheated on me Sherlock! -JW

I didn't cheat on you at all! It was for a case! -SH

You didn't have to kiss her! -JW

What are you trying to imply? That I wanted to? -SH

You're Sherlock Holmes. Everything you do is for some kind of personal gain -JW

You're being ridiculous -SH

You kissed her back. You didn't have to. I think that says something -JW

Stop being stupid! Of course I didn't want to kiss her! You are the only person I want to kiss -SH

After seeing the way you kissed her I find that hard to believe -JW

After everything you think I'd do that to you? -SH

You do what you want -JW

She's a woman and I have an amazing boyfriend, why would I ever want to kiss her? -SH

You had an amazing boyfriend -JW

You're breaking up with me? Over this? -SH

Yes. I am -JW

I don't believe you. You're not breaking up with me -SH

I am, Sherlock. -JW

Come say that to my face -SH

Fine. I'll see you soon -JW

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[Sun 09 Mar, 12:32]

You didn't mean it. You're just angry -SH

You watched me pack, I'm leaving you Sherlock -JW

You'll be back when you calm down -SH

I won't -JW

You will -SH

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[Tues 11 Mar, 00:12]

Still angry? -SH

Yes. -JW

Okay, I'll see you soon -SH

No, you won't -JW

I will -SH

What makes you so sure? -JW

You love me -SH

Doesn't mean I'll be back -JW

Yes, it does. Deep down, you know you're over reacting -SH

Deep down I know you'll just do something like this again and I don't want to be hurt again -JW

You know I'd never hurt you -SH

Not intentionally. It's just the way you are -JW

It's the way I was before you came along and saved me -SH

No. It's the way you are. -JW

You're wrong John. You'll come back -SH

I won't be back. I don't want to go back to you, the flat or that life -JW

You don't mean that -SH

Whatever. Stop texting me -JW

See you soon John -SH

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[Tues 11 Mar, 09:00]

Good morning John -SH

No reply? Okay -SH

I'll see you soon -SH

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[Tues 11 Mar, 22:00]

Goodnight John -SH

Still ignoring me? Okay -SH

See you -SH

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[Wed 12 Mar, 09:00]

Good morning John -SH

Don't make this a thing -JW

What? -SH

Texting me a certain time everyday -JW

If you came home I wouldn't need to text it -SH

Just stop texting me -JW

No -SH

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[Wed 12 Mar, 22:00]

Goodnight John -SH

Sweet dreams -SH

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[Thurs 13 Mar, 09:00]

Good morning John -SH

Stop texting me! -JW

[Unsent message] I miss you -SH

Fine -SH

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[Sat 14 Mar, 11:21]

Your 'I <3 Sherlock' laptop is in your room -SH

I know. I purposely didn't  take it -JW

Because it reminds you of how you're over reacting? -SH

I am not over reacting! You kissed someone else -JW

To save lives -SH

You could have easily approached the situation differently -JW

It was the quickest way to deal with a boring case -SH

So you kissed her because you were bored? -JW

In a way yes. I kissed her to get the case over with so we could go home and have a nice evening in -SH

You still kissed her. You could have at least told me that was your plan -JW

I agree with you there. I should have told you, maybe then you wouldn't react so irrationally -SH

I'm not being irrational, you shouldn't have kissed her -JW

Perhaps not, by running to your sister isn't the answer to the problem -SH

I don't want to be around you right now -JW

When will you be back? -SH

I don't know if I want to come back yet -JW

Okay. I'll leave you to calm down. I love you -SH

I love you too, you idiot -JW

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[Tues 17 Mar, 12:54]

I'm not coming back -JW

What?! Why? -SH

I don't want to -JW

That's a lie -SH

It's really not -JW

Give me one reason you don't want to come back -SH

I don't love you anymore, it's not healthy for me and I'm better off without you -JW

You do love me. -SH

I don't. -JW

Come back -SH

I don't want to -JW

That's a lie John, you do want to come back. You have to -SH

I have to? -JW

Yes because you need me almost as much as I need you -SH

I don't need you Sherlock -JW

[Delayed] You don't? -SH

No, I don't -JW

I see. I'll leave you alone then -SH

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[Wed 18 Mar, 05:34]

Get to Bards -GL

Why? -JW

Just get here you idiot! -GL