Johnlock Texts Part 2

[Wed 15 Jan 2013, 20:21]

Sherlock! There's a camera in the shower! -JW

I know -SH

What? Why is it there? -JW

I put it there -SH

Why? -JW

To film you -SH

Pervert. How long has it been there? -JW

Since the day I got it off Mycroft -SH

That was before Christmas! -JW

I know -SH

Were you ever going to tell me? -JW

Probably not -SH

Figures. You said the camera was for an experiment, you lie to me a lot-JW

It wasn't a lie. I was experimenting with camera angles, zooming and lighting effects -SH

So it had nothing to do with the fact I was naked on film? -JW

Well of course it had to do with you being naked -SH

Do you really need to film it? You see it often enough -JW

Not in the shower -SH

Maybe we should change that then -JW

I'll be home in five minutes -SH

Where are you anyway? -JW

Bards -SH

Playing Guess The Death? -JW

Yes actually. Molly is only a second behind me now -SH

Sounds as if she might over take you soon -JW

Don't even joke. I can't lose this game -SH

Its a game, no need to be so serious -JW

Death is a very serious thing Doctor -SH

And you stand there giggling at how quickly you deduce it all -JW

You haven't heard me giggle. Only Molly and Mycroft have -SH

You still giggle about it. I may not be there but it doesn't change the fact that you, the great and sexy consulting detective giggle like a schoolgirl with a crush -JW

Manly giggle -SH

Sure -JW

I'm the manly one in our relationship and you know it. I take the role of the man in cuddling, socialising and sex -SH

Only half the time -JW

Most of the time -SH

Half -JW

Most -SH

Some -JW

Shut up or no kisses for a week  -SH

You wouldn't be able to last a week -JW

I would and could -SH

I know you couldn't -JW

Oh, you know do you? -SH

Yes -JW

I'll just have to prove you wrong then -SH

What?! -JW

Sherlock? -JW

Holy shit, what have I done? -JW

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[Thurs 16 Jan, 04:54]

Sheeeeeeeeerlock, my beds all cold -JW

Before you even ask, no. If I come into your room you'll keep me up all night in an attempt to prove that there's a small possibility that you could be right, which you're not. I'm going to prove that -SH

I miss you though -JW

You're a big boy, you'll survive -SH

Am I going to be shown any affection over the next week? -JW

Little. Hand holding, cuddling. That's about it -SH

What if I admit that you can survive a week without kisses? -JW

Wouldn't change a thing. My mind is made up, I'm proving this to you -SH

Stubborn git -JW

Thank you -SH

Not a compliment Sherlock -JW

It is -SH

It's really not -JW

That's your opinion -SH

And whether you admit it or not, my opinion matters to you -JW

You're my boyfriend, I have to pay attention. I think there's one of those law things that say so -SH

Do you honestly believe that? Are you being serious? -JW

I can never tell -JW

I'm joking. There's no official law. Although the unofficial code of boyfriends probably mentions it a bunch of times. Its expected I pay attention to you -SH

You make it sound like being with me isn't worth your effort -JW

You know I appreciate you despite all the rules of relationships -SH

None of which you follow -JW

Exactly -SH

Weirdo -JW

I think I prefer when you call me amazing or sexy -SH

You're both of those, but you're still a weirdo -JW

You adore me -SH

You really dislike the word love don't you? You've only used it three times in all the years I've know you -JW

It's an overused word that has lost its true meaning thanks to the media, horny teenagers and all the other idiots on this planet -SH

You're right. It should be more meaningful -JW

I know I'm right -SH

Show off -JW

We've determined this before. I am a show off, showing off is what I do -SH

I know -JW

We should sleep, we have a long week ahead of us -SH

So you admit you'll be tempted to give in -JW

Of course I'm going to be tempted! Doesn't change the fact I'm going to do it -SH

Fair point -JW

Goodnight, or rather morning, John -SH

Goodnight/morning Sherlock -JW

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[Thurs 16 Jan, 14:32]

Nice try but its not going to work -SH

What? -JW

That jumper. You know its my favourite.. Its all tight, making you look sexy, but the jumper is adorable, making you doubly adorable. Won't work though -SH

Damn, you figured it out -JW

I know that's a joke but yes I did figure it out and rather quickly too -SH

You're hopeless -JW

You often remind me -SH

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[Sun 19 Jan, 13:24]

Sherlock, do you love me? -JW

Nice try -SH

Damn, you're good -JW

I know -SH

Hopeless -JW

I know -SH

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[Mon 20 Jan, 14:23]

Really John? Are you missing me that much? -SH

Well yes, but I'm also determined to win -JW

When did this become a game? -SH

Everything is a game to you -JW

Yes and getting my mother involved is cheating -SH

I wouldn't say cheating. More creative problem solving -JW

If that's how your going to play then so be it. Two can play that game my dear John -SH

What are you planning? -JW

Sherlock? -JW

Nothing too dramatic, please? -JW

I promise -SH

Now I'm even more worried -JW

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[Mon 20 Jan, 23:18]

Where are you? -JW

Out -SH

Are you coming home soon? -JW

Two hours -SH

Two hours? What are you doing? -JW

Proving a point -SH

To? -JW

Molly -SH

At this time? -JW

Of course, its the only time he is available to chat to me -SH

He? Sherlock, what are you on about? -JW

Ms Hoppers crush. I know he likes her and its painful to watch them, always seeing but not observing. It's irritating that they can be so idiotic on the best of days, but the way they're acting is beyond stupid. He needs to man up kiss the woman -SH

Okay first off, who? And secondly as adorable as it is that you want to help, why does it require your attention at this time of night? -JW

Dear God John, I told you already its the only time he's available to speak with me. He's never alone during the day, he's either working or with friends. So I have to pay him a night time visit -SH

Okay who is he then? -JW

A handsome lad named Matthew. Although he prefers to be called Matt -SH

Handsome? -JW

Don't be like that, you know you're the only one I think of that way -SH

Then why say he was handsome? -JW

Because I know it annoys you -SH

I hate you -JW

No you don't -SH

Shut up -JW

I didn't say anything. I'm typing -SH

You stole that from me -JW

I did -SH

Why do you need two whole hours to tell this guy to man up? -JW

I don't. Ten minutes is enough -SH

Then why are so staying out for so long? -JW

Planning -SH

For what? -JW

The next move in our little game. See you later John, Matthew is about to arrive -SH

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[Tues 21 Jan, 12:33]

Sherlock, care to explain why Harry is at the door, screaming at me to propose? -JW

Ah yes, well I know how you dislike your sister and I know how you dislike being told what do to, especially when its regarding your love life -SH

What did you tell her? -JW

I went to her 'crying' and told her how I didn't believe you loved me and that everyday I sit there hoping you'll tell me you love me and want to marry me -SH

Is that your messed up way of asking me to marry you? -JW

No, its my messed up way of winning -SH

How is me proposing going to help you not kiss me? -JW

You're not proposing. You're arguing with your sister.. You're meant to be mad! Not considering popping the question -SH

What would you say if I did ask? -JW

No -SH

Why? -JW

I'm already married to my work -SH

Cheeky bugger -JW

Don't propose -SH

I wasn't planning on it Sherlock -JW

Good -SH

[Delayed] SHERLOCK! You told Harry about that argument?! Why would you do that?! She thinks I'm beating you! What the hell did you say to her? I'm going to kill you! -JW

That was the reaction I was waiting for. Do you realise tomorrow is our month anniversary but you won't be able to kiss me until 20:37? -SH

... -JW

Is that a ... I forgot or a ... I really don't like that -SH

... I really don't like that. I've planned a nice day for us, it involved a lot of kissing. I didn't realise it overlapped with this game -JW

You planned stuff? I planned stuff too -SH

Oh.. Er, we do both? Half a day each? -JW

I 'dibs' the second half -SH

I think we both know how that will end -JW

That's what you think -SH

What? -JW

Are you saying after a week of no kissing or anything you don't want to make love on our anniversary? -JW

Make love. Such a silly term. No, that's not what I'm saying. But I'm not not saying it either -SH

What? -JW

You can get this John. Think -SH

I think I'll just wait and be surprised -JW

Dull -SH

Nice to know what you think of me -JW

You know what I think of you -SH

That I'm amazing, sexy, talented, intelligent, interesting and perfect? -JW

Yes, but as usual you left out everything of importance -SH

Oh?  Do tell -JW

I'd rather not -SH

Please -JW

[Video Link - Click to open] -SH

What is that? -JW

The pictures that made me drop your laptop -SH

Who sent that to you? -JW

Donovan -SH

Why would she do that? That's sick.. Did she paint it? -JW

I don't know. I don't want to know either -SH

You should tell Lestrade, get her fired. Hell, tell Mycroft, get her sent to prison for the rest of her pathetic life -JW

There's no point, there's no way to prove it was her -SH

How do you know its her? -JW

She told me, in a way. She said she hoped I enjoyed her pictures -SH

Tell them anyway -JW

No -SH

She threatened to send similar ones to you, but instead of them being of me they'd be of you. I can't allow her to do that to you -SH

And I can't allow her to threaten you -JW

John.. Just leave it -SH

Delete them. Get them off your phone now, I don't want you to ever look at them again -JW

I don't look at them -SH

You do. I know you well enough to know that you do. Get rid of them, and promise to that you will never believe or do what they say or show -JW

I would never -SH

You have before Sherlock -JW

How do you know about that? -SH

Mycroft told me -JW

I'm sorry I didn't tell you -SH

It's okay -JW

I've deleted the pictures -SH

Okay. Good -JW

John? -SH

Yes Sherlock? -JW

Don't say anything to her, or Mycroft -SH

I won't -JW

Thank you -SH

Come home? -JW

I'm in the cab now -SH

Don't think this means I've forgotten about the no kisses game -SH

I know -JW

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[Wed 22 Jan, 09:34]

Good morning, you looked adorable sleeping. When you wake up you'll find an address on a note. Meet me there -JW

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[Wed 22 Jan, 11:21]

Cliché -SH

You love it -JW

I do -SH

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[Wed 22 Jan, 17:32]

This is unexpected -JW

Shut up and follow me -SH

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[Wed 22 Jan, 18:01]

Where are you? -JW

Not funny -JW

It is -SH

Its really not -JW

You should have seen your face -SH

Haha you are soooo funny, get back here -JW

Gladly -SH

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[Wed 22 Jan, 20:35]

Can I kiss you yet? -JW

No -SH

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[Wed 22 Jan, 20:36]

Now? -JW

20 seconds -SH

[21 seconds later] I win -SH

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[Fri 24 Jan, 11:23]

We have around 40 messages from Lestrade -SH

I know -JW

I'm going down to the Yard, meet me there? -SH

Of course -JW

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[Fri 24 Jan, 13:33]

What's with the females always trying to flirt with you on a case? -JW

I'm just irresistible -SH

Doesn't mean they can stand there and flirt with you right in front of your boyfriend, it pisses me off -JW

I know it does but you can't help it if females and males alike find me attractive -SH

You're loving this, aren't you? -JW

A little. Jealous John is exciting -SH

Last time I told you I was jealous you said cute -JW

Last time you were jealous I hadn't seen you naked -SH

Well at least I know I don't have to worry about you running off with some woman. If me being jealous is exciting to you then I'm sure there's not much I could do that would make you leave me -JW

Why would you even think like that? I know I'm not the best with expressing my emotions but surly you know how I feel. I'm not leaving you John, even if you try to send me away I'm not leaving your side -SH

I believe you -JW

Good. Now excuse me I have some women to go flirt with -SH

What?! -JW

I like Jealous John -SH

But now I know that you're going to flirt to try and make me jealous I'm not going to get jealous -JW

Yes, you are -SH

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[Fri  24 Jan, 15:06]

Told you -SH

Shut up -JW

As ever I am not speaking, I am typing. Did you see Lestrades face? Hilarious -SH

Yeah.. I didn't really think about all the people around. All I could focus on was her bloody hand on your bicep and the way the two of you slowly got closer and closer. Never do that again Sherlock, its really not nice -JW

Well if you continue to react the way you do I may have to do it some more -SH

Is it your plan to get me to strip you in public? I almost did today -JW

I know. Its sexy when you get possessive -SH

I never see you get possessive of me. I've stood there before, a woman flirting with me, and you just stand there -JW

Trust me when I say that every moment I 'just stand there' I am wanting to rip her eyes out and shove them down her neck and then take you away and get a tattoo on you saying 'I belong to Sherlock' -SH

'Belong'? What am I? A pet? -JW

Pet. Boyfriend. What's the difference? -SH

Idiot -JW

We both know that's not true -SH

We both know that sometimes it is very true -JW

Hmm -JW

John, I know what you're thinking. Don't -SH

What? You did it to me -JW

Yes because I knew you would react the way you did. I knew you would separate the woman and I by kissing me, hugging me or, as you did, trying to have sex with me then and there. I don't know how I'll react, I don't want to hurt anyone -SH

Bullshit. I know you won't hurt anyone, you're not like that -JW

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[Fri 24 Jan, 17:11]

Told you -SH

Jesus you weren't kidding about wanting to rip their eyes out -JW

I'm sorry. I didn't want to hurt her -SH

I know. It's okay. Don't worry -JW

Don't worry?! I put a woman in hospital John! -SH

Yes and its my fault. I should have listened to you -JW

Yes, you should have. But I started this jealousy thing so don't blame yourself -SH

Is she pressing charges? -JW

Yes -SH

Is Mycroft getting you out of it? -JW

Yes -SH

When will they let you out? -JW

I'm already out -SH

Come home then -JW

In a little while -SH

Are you going to see Molly? -JW

Yes -SH

Okay, I'll see you in a few hours -JW

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[Fri 24 Jan, 23:22]

I called Molly. She said she hasn't seen you all day. Where are you? -JW

Out -SH

Out where Sherlock? -JW

The pub -SH

Jesus, have you been drinking? -JW

I only had a little, see I can still type unlike when you drink -SH

Where are you? I'm coming to get you -JW

That one you go to with Stamford -SH

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[Sat 25 Jan, 12:44]

I feel bad about hurting the woman. Can we take her flowers? -SH

You feel bad about it? -JW

In a way. More angry at myself if I'm honest -SH

[Delayed] I'm sorry I didn't listen -JW

Don't be -SH

Okay.. -JW

Where are you? -SH

In my room -JW

Oh -SH

Do you want me to come lay with you? -JW

Yes -SH

Say please -JW

No -SH

Then I'm not coming to your room -JW

Then I'll come to yours -SH

I'll lock my door  -JW

I'll get the spare key -SH

There isn't a spare one -JW

Isn't there? -SH

You're bluffing -JW

Believe what you will -SH

Fine, I'll put my key in the lock so you can't open it -JW

I'll find a way in. The window, pick the lock, take the lock out, bug you till you let me in. Some way-SH

Why would you go to so much trouble? -JW

You're worth the trouble -SH

Cute -JW

Thank you -SH

Weirdo -JW

Once again, I prefer when you call me amazing -SH

Of course you do, you love the fact I inflate your head more and more each day -JW

I do. So you going to let me in your room? -SH

No -JW

What? Why? -SH

Every time you come in my room it ends up a mess -JW

Come to my room then -SH

Nope -JW

Why not? -SH

Because you won't say please -JW

I've never had to say please before -SH

Maybe you should start then -JW

Not happening, John -SH

C'mon, just once -JW

No. You're really annoying -SH

You say that every time I don't do as you say -JW

If you're not willing to listen maybe I should find a new boyfriend -SH

Ha, good luck with that -JW

Are you saying I couldn't get another man? -SH

If you duct tape your mouth shut maybe -JW

Haha -SH

Come to my room -SH

No -JW

John -SH

That's my name -JW

Fine, be like that. I'm going out -SH

Where you going? -JW

Bards -SH

Guess The Death? -JW

Perhaps. Or maybe I'll just bitch about my boyfriend to my best girl friend -SH

Do you actually bitch about me to Molly? -JW

Complaining is a more accurate term to explain what I do -SH

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[Sat 25 Jan, 16:57]

John come to Bards. There's someone you must meet -SH

Who is it? -JW

Just come here -SH

Okay. Ten minutes -JW

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[Sat 25 Jan, 17:45]

John? What's wrong? -SH

<attempts to call John>

<call rejected>

John! Answer! -SH

I don't understand. Why did you leave? -SH

Did I do something? -SH

John. Answer me-SH

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[Sat 25 Jan, 18:19]

Is this because of how close me and Molly are now? -SH

Is it something to do with Cameron? -SH

I know he can be an arse and his voice is really annoying but if you give him a chance, you'll see he's a nice guy -SH

Its not like I can choose my family -SH

Are you gone because of the message you got about ten minutes before you left? -SH

Is everything okay? -SH

Where are you? -SH

Are you coming back? -SH

<attempts to call John>

<call rejected>

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[Sat 25 Jan, 20:01]

<attempts to call John>

<call rejected>

Where are you? None of my homeless network can find you -SH

Are you in London? -SH

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[Sat 25 Jan, 20:35]

Lestrade can't locate you -SH

Where are you? -SH

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[Sat 25 Jan, 21:01]

Even Mycrofts eyes can't find you -SH

I'm worried John, tell me where you are -SH

At least tell me when you're coming back! -SH

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[Sat 25 Jan, 21:55]

Okay, I get the point -SH

Your annoyed or busy or something and need or want to be alone -SH

I'll leave you to whatever you're doing -SH

-

[Mon 27 Jan, 12:43]

<attempts to call John>

<call rejected>

<attempts to call John>

<call rejected>

<attempts to call John>

<call rejected>

Its been two days John, where are you? I've called everyone I can think of and no one knows where you are. I've got half of London looking for you. I'm really starting to panic, I had no idea what's happened. If you've been taken, if you went willingly. I honestly have no clue what's happening! There's no evidence in the flat, your office, Bards, on your laptop or anywhere. How the hell am I meant to find you?! Please tell me where you are! -SH

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[Tues 28 Jan, 13:21]

I've expanded the search to across seas -SH

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[Wed 29 Jan, 14:13]

Have you left me? -SH

Is that what this is? Your way of ending our relationship? -SH

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[Thurs 30 Jan, 12:33]

I don't care if you've left me. I'm not giving up until I find you -SH

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[Sat 01 Feb, 06:55]

<attempts to call John>

<call rejected>

Tell Moron if he lays a hand on you I will end him. I'm coming to get you -SH

I'll be waiting. You're getting slow Sherlock -SM

Hardly. There was little to go on. John left of his own accord, you just got lucky and swiped him from the empty street -SH

Still -SM

Just let him go, this is nothing to do with him -SH

Oh but it is -SM

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[Mon 03 Feb, 14:08]

Milk John -SH

Oh, you're finally letting me go out by myself? -JW

Well yes, I've just tracked down Moron. He's currently being dragged into the most secure prison. Unfortunately my brother prevented me putting a bullet in his head -SH

He didn't even do anything to me. He hurt you a whole lot more. All he did was give me rope burn on my wrists -JW

He took you away from me and has the power to do so again, that is plenty reason for him to die -SH

Well with the life sentences he has no doubt he'll die in prison -JW

He will -SH

And you still want to do it yourself don't you? -JW

Yes -SH

Its nice to know I mean so much to you -JW

Of course you do, don't be stupid. Your life, your existence, means more to men then my own -SH

I love you -JW

And I you -SH

Got milk -JW

I'll be home in an hour. Got to wrap up this stupid case -SH

Stupid case? -JW

Yes, Lestrade gave me it this morning but I got otherwise engaged -SH

Oh, okay. See you in a little while -JW

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[Tues 04 Feb, 01:23]

Tell your sister that next time she visits she has to collapse in your bed -SH

Where are you? -JW

In the living room, I don't like the fact she's in my bed-SH

Actually, let me rephrase that, I don't like the fact she decided to show up without warning -SH

I was missing for a week, its hardly surprising she came to visit -JW

She said two words to you before leaving for the pub -SH

Hardly a good reason for her to collapse in my bed -SH

I am the only one allowed to sleep in my bed -SH

And you, obviously -SH

Sherlock, just come to my room. Harry won't be awake for another 8-15 hours and you haven't been to sleep since Sunday. You need to sleep -JW

I can't sleep, knowing she's in my bed. Its not right -SH

You can sterilize it tomorrow -JW

I want her out of my bed -SH

Come to my room.  You're sleeping tonight, I don't care what you say -JW

No, John. I'm not sleeping until your drunk of a sister gets out of my bed -SH

Don't make me come and get you -JW

Just sleep. I'll be fine -SH

If you won't sleep then will you eat? -JW

I ate earlier -SH

You had a grape earlier! -JW

It's still food -SH

Sherlock, just do as I ask for once in your life. Please -JW

Fine, I'll come to your room but don't expect me to sleep -SH

What are you going to do? Lay there and skip about your mind palace? -JW

I do not skip in my mind palace -SH

So that is your plan then? -JW

No, I'm going to be creepy and stare at you until you let me leave or fall asleep -SH

I'll stay awake then -JW

You'll fall asleep eventually, whether you want to or not -SH

If you say so Sherlock, hurry up -JW

Bossy -SH

Yeah, I'm the bossy one -JW

As I have said before, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit -SH

Yeah yeah Mr. Space-isn't-important -JW

Really? You still insist on bringing that up -SH

If you hurried I wouldn't need to remind you of all these things -JW

Why couldn't I get a boyfriend you just sits and obeys me? -SH

You love the fact I try to match your sass -JW

Try being the key word -SH

Just get in here already -JW

Fine -SH

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[Tues 04 Feb, 03:09]

[Image Attached - Click to open] You fell asleep -JW

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[Tues 04 Feb, 12:45]

Delete that awful picture -SH

I think its cute -JW

Whatever. We're going out Friday evening -SH

Why? -JW

Do I need a reason to take my boyfriend on a date? -SH

No, I suppose not. There is a reason though, isn't there? -JW

Not really, no. I just think it will be nice for us to spend some time together out of the flat -SH

Where are we going? -JW

It's a surprise -SH

Okay then.. -JW

Is Harry gone? -SH

She was still asleep when I left -JW

[Delayed] She's still in my bed.. -SH

Sherlock, just leave let her sleep it off. She'll go home afterwards -JW

She's up now -SH

What did you do? -JW

I didn't do anything -SH

Right -JW

You don't believe me, do you? -SH

No -JW

Okay then -SH

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[Tues 04 Feb, 13:55]

Sherlock, that wasn't very nice, apologise to Harry -JW

No, she deserved it. My bed is not for anyone other then my boyfriend and myself -SH

You didn't have to pour a whole bucket of water over her -JW

I agree. A glass full would have meant less cleaning up for me -SH

Jesus, I wasn't talking about mess -JW

I know -SH

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[Fri 07 Feb, 17:33]

Wear your tight red top, the button up one, and those jeans that are a little tight around your bum. I wouldn't bother with a jumper, just a jacket -SH

It's freezing out -JW

Wear a jumper if you really want to, but I guarantee that you'll take it off within twenty minutes of entering the building and then you'll likely to lose it -SH

Okay. What are you wearing? -JW

My black shirt and black jeans -SH

Change into the purple shirt -JW

Alright -SH

Wait, you're wearing jeans? Where are we going? -JW

I told you, It's a surprise -SH

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[Fri 07 Feb, 18:01]

Since you refuse to answer in person. First off, stopping with the smirking and secondly, did I hear the address right? Are we going to a gay night club? -JW

I'm not stopping and yes, you heard perfectly well -SH

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[Sat 08 Feb, 15:14]

Get more grapes while you're at the shop -SH

You're awake then -JW

No, I'm sleep texting -SH

Very funny -JW

[Delayed] How did the bar tender know you? -SH

We went to school together -JW

Oh, okay then -SH

How did the bouncer know you by name? -JW

When I was 15 he had to escort me around the club. It was for a case but the owner seemed to think I was there to get drunk -SH

Were you meant to be on the case? -JW

No but the DI was thankful all the same -SH

Of course -JW

Red or green grapes? -JW

Green -SH

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[Sat 08 Feb, 16:58]

Finally! -SH

Care to elaborate? -JW

Matthew, that handsome lad I told you about, finally asked Molly to be his girlfriend! -SH

That's nice. I'll have to meet him some time -JW

And stop calling him handsome -JW

You'll be able to meet him this evening, we're doing on a double dinner date -SH

They only just got together. You sure we should join them? -JW

They got together a little under a week ago. Plus Matthew suggested we join them -SH

Alright then. What time are we meeting them? -JW

We'll meet them at six. I'm on my way home now so we can get ready. Well you can, I'll just sit there and watch you change -SH

Pervert -JW

Speaking of you being a pervert, what did you do with all the film from that camera -JW

It's all saved on my laptop -SH

Have you watched it all?! -JW

Not all of it -SH

.. -JW

Yes, I saw that one -SH

Oh -JW

I watched it twice -SH

Then copied, I'm guessing -JW

No, I put my laptop away and then walked into the living room and climbed on top of you -SH

That's what you were doing that night. I thought you'd been watching porn -JW

In a way I was -SH

.. -JW

See you in a moment -SH

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[Sat 08 Feb, 18:23]

He's not that handsome -JW

John, it's rude to text under the dinner table! -SH

You're doing it! -JW

You started it -SH

Molly's glaring at you -JW

Oops -SH

That's hardly fair -JW

What? -SH

You smiling at her like that, all innocent -JW

Do you know what I've never done? -SH

Been nice to Mycroft? Failed to insult someone you talk to more then three tomes a week? Watched Ben 10? -JW

All accurate, expect the Ben 10 one, but not what I was thinking of-SH

Okay then, what is it you've never done? -JW

I've never played footsie -SH

Don't you dare -JW

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[Sat 08 Feb, 19:07]

I think it's fair to say I win -SH

You don't get the prize. That goes to the cold shower because you didn't listen -JW

Don't pout at me like that -JW

Fine -SH

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[Sat 08 Feb, 19:13]

Stop ignoring me -JW

I'm not. The handsome Matthew is just telling an interesting story -SH

He's not that handsome -JW

He is. I don't suppose you can tell since he's sitting but he has a rather nice bum too -SH

Stop it -JW

Stop what? -SH

Trying to make me jealous -JW

Your use of the word 'trying' word imply I haven't already succeeded -SH

Smart arse -JW

I like Matthews eyes, don't you? -SH

I do actually, they're a lovely warm brown. The type you could happily drown in. Bit like Lestrades -JW

[Delayed] You didn't have to kick me.. -JW

I didn't mean to hurt you. I'm sorry -SH

Hey, don't look all sad. I'm fine -JW

I shouldn't have hurt you -SH

I'm not hurt -JW

Are you sure? -SH

Yes! I'm perfectly fine -JW

I think Molly and Matthew have noticed we're holding hands -SH

So? We're a couple, we can hold hands -JW

I know that. I was jus stating that I believe they've noticed. I'm sure Molly noticed our little game too -SH

You look adorable when you blush -SH

I love the fact I can make you blush like that -SH

I can make you blush too -JW

Of course you can, but rarely and not in public -SH

Bet I can make you blush bright red in this restaurant -JW

If you can then I'll tell Mycroft I love him, in person -SH

Are you willing to bet that much? -JW

Yes, and I will make it seem like I truly mean it -SH

Do you really think that I have no way of making you blush? -JW

None that you'll do it a restaurant -SH

You sure you want to agree to this? -JW

Yes! I here by swear, as God is my witness, that if you, John Hamish Watson, make I, Sherlock Holmes, blush bright red in this restaurant I will use all my acting abilities to convincingly tell my brother, Mycroft Holmes, that I love him in person at 12 o'clock tomorrow. However, if you do not succeed you have to go three weeks without talking to anyone (other then when you are working, the situation is life or death or I tell you that you can speak/speak directly to you)-SH

Deal -JW

This will be fun -SH

Kitty Kat -JW

[Delayed] Holy shit! Your face! You've lit up like Rudolf's nose! -JW

Awh, don't sulk, love -JW

You promise to never bring that up again.. -SH

I'll make it up to you, right after you tell your only brother you love him -JW

I hate you John -SH

No, you hate that you got beat -JW

Stop laughing! -SH

Jooooohn -SH

You're mean -SH

C'mon, don't pout like that -JW

Are you just going to sulk all night now? -JW

Yes -SH

You know I love you -JW

So? I'm still sulking all night -SH

[Delayed] You're even going to give me a little kiss? -JW

No -SH

What do I have to do to get you to stop sulking? -JW

Forget the deal -SH

Not happening -JW

Then I am sulking -SH

Okay then -JW

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[Sat 08 Feb, 22:12]

Sherlock, come out of your room -JW

Can I tell Mycroft over the phone? -SH

No, the deal was in person -JW

I'm staying in my room -SH

Let me in then -JW

Can I tell Mycroft over the phone? -SH

No -JW

Not letting you in -SH

You can be so childish -JW

I can hear you laughing -SH

It's cute, yet irritating, when you're all sulky -JW

I hope you find it irritating to the point you give in -SH

No, its more cute -JW

I'm going to sleep -SH

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[Sun 09 Feb, 11:25]

We're leaving in five minutes -JW

I'm not talking to you for the next twenty four hours -SH

I can deal with that -JW

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[Sun 09 Feb, 12:20]

Since you still refuse to speak, I'm proud of you for going through with that -JW

What I can't hold your hand? Don't be like that, it wasn't that bad-JW

Lestrade was there, plus you filmed it. You didn't need to film it -SH

You have to admit his face was priceless though -JW

I can see you holding back a smile -JW

Can I hold your hand now that I got a smile? -JW

What about a kiss? -JW

I love you -JW

Sap -SH

Are you going to talk to me? -JW

Maybe -SH

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[Mon 10 Feb, 10:32]

That case was dull. I can not believe Lestrade could believe that was of any interest to me -SH

It was rather simple compared to your usual cases -JW

Exactly! Donavon could even figure it out! -SH

I don't know about that -JW

You're still upset about the pictures -SH

I am -JW

Don't be -SH

I can't help it -JW

I know, just forget about it, okay? -SH

Fine -JW

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[Mon 10 Feb, 19:12]

I'm on my way back now, are you in? -SH

Yes -JW

Good. I got Chinese food for us and rented some of those sappy predictable romantic comedy movies you like-SH

Why? -JW

Because I wanted to -SH

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[Wed 12 Feb, 14:47]

Tell Lestrade to arrest Madison Blooms eldest sisters youngest daughter for the theft of all items that were stolen and the sisters only son for the murder. He witnessed the theft and decided to take his chance to get rid of both his little sister and aunt -SH

I didn't know you had a case -JW

Nor did Lestrade -SH

Right. Why did I need to tell him? -JW

Molly just got fifteen corpses in, all died differently. And that's just her list! Seems today is a day for dying, or being killed, or killing yourself! Who nows? -SH

Can't Molly cheat? If she has access to the bodies already, before you arrive, can't she just predetermine how they died/were killed/killed themselves?-JW

She could but that wouldn't be playing fair, plus I'd know -SH

Of course, what time are you home?  -JW

Not sure. Could be late -SH

Alright -JW

.. Did you plan something? -SH

No, I was just wondering -JW

Are you lying? -SH

Sherlock, I'm not lying! -JW

Something wrong -SH

It's nothing -JW

Clearly its not nothing if there is an it -SH

Well, its just you never really tell me you love me. I know you do and I know that you don't like to express yourself or use the word love but I can't help feeling a little down about it -JW

I know I shouldn't do this over text but it has to be said now and there's no other way. John, you mean more to me then you could possibly imagine. I honestly couldn't manage without you, you are my air now. I need you to live because without you I'd be an empty emotionless shell. You make me more human, just by being near me. The words I love you don't come close to describing how I feel about you John and even with my vocabulary I can't even begin to describe it properly -SH

That was beautiful Sherlock -JW

Stop crying -SH

How'd you know I'm crying a little -JW

I'm Sherlock Holmes -SH

Of course -JW

I'll see you soon -SH

I couldn't live without you either, just for the record -JW

I know -SH

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[Thurs 13 Feb, 23:34]

Next Friday we're going away for a week-SH

Excluding the obvious reason of our 2 month anniversary, why? -JW

I want to spend a whole week with just you. There is always some idiot just around the corner here, be it a serial killer or a sick pregnant woman. Obviously we can't just drop our lives and live in a hole by ourselves forever but we are yet to have more then three days to spend solely with one another -SH

I have no objections to that -JW

Good -SH

Why do you always pick on the pregnant ones? Do you not like children? -JW

I like children, when someone is a child you can teach them rather easily - which is far harder when a person is older. Children are like sponges, you have to fill them with the right knowledge because they can only absorb so much-SH

Just for the record, I want our kid to know the Earth goes around the Sun -JW

Our kid? -SH

Too soon? -JW

No. I just haven't really thought about it -SH

I haven't either. We were just on the subject of kids.. -JW

I think that one day John I would adore to have a child with you -SH

Really? -JW

Yes, but not for some time yet -SH

That's perfectly fine with me. I'm certain neither of us is ready for a child-JW

You understand how much danger they'd be in just because of the fact they are our children? -SH

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it -JW

Okay John -SH

Are you coming to bed soon? -JW

2 minutes. Ben 10 is just finishing -SH

I still can't believe you like that show -JW

This and Scooby-Doo are entertaining despite the few plots holes, errors etc etc -SH

I'll give you Scooby-Doo, but Ben 10? -JW

Tomorrow I am making you watch the first five episodes -SH

You have them on DVD?! -JW

Of course -SH

Fine, I'll watch them as long as I get to cuddle up with you -JW

What other way is there to watch Ben 10 with your boyfriend? -SH

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[Sat 15 Feb, 12:11]

Mycroft is getting married and has asked me to be the best man -SH

What?! Who is he marrying? When did this happen? -JW

I think its best if you just come to Mycrofts office. He has something to tell you too... -SH

I'm on my way -JW