alrighty everybody.

it is happening.

another one shot contest is happening.

it's basically about the same rules as before.

1. it may be johnlock. or mystrade. or sherlolly (although I'm sure if you're reading this, you probably don't ship sherlolly??) or sheriarty if you're into that or even like a doctor who oneshot?? or like avengers?? or even joker/harley quinn : ))))))) if you're unsure of the ship, just message me or comment, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can on that!

2. ANGST IS ALWAYS GOOD. I love angst, and it really makes for a good story. but fluff is rad rad rad also. or even smut, if you're into that sort of thing. I will read anything (err mostly anything)

my literal favorite things right now are jealous John or jealous Sherlock. it's so wonderfully beautiful.

3. I love Sherlock and I love angst with Sherlock being addicted to drugs. BUT there's always a fic with Sherlock addicted to heroin or cocaine (but never weed?? imagine Sherlock smoking weed lmao) even I've written Sherlock being addicted to drugs, but what I'm getting at is that please write something sort of original?? like I want you to come up with your own ideas about thing. not just another druggie fic.

heck make John addicted to drugs or something if that's really your thing.

or make Sherlock a pot smoker because I think that'd be sort of funny??

4. GRAMMAR IS EVERYTHING. LEARN HOW TO USE A COMMA CORRECTLY. USE WORDS THAT CAN BE FOUND ON THE SAT VOCABULARY LIST. KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TO, TWO, & TOO. i'm watching.

5. it must be at least a page long. that means approximately 100-150 words. if your oneshot literally has 100 words of gold, it could win. but I'm not saying that will be the case. the really long one could also win.

6. if you want to enter, comment below!

7. when you're done with that oneshot, hit me up with another comment, tag me in the story, or put a lil message in my inbox.

also my inbox is always open to anyone and everyone. and if you want to chat somewhere else, I'd be happy to give you my other social media usernames.

8. "wait, kam. when are these even supposed to be submitted??"

"that's a good question. here's the answer."

SEPTEMBER 18TH.

does that sound alright?? it's August 10th currently so that's more than a month. and if you have any problems with that date, just let me know. I'll post reminders here.

and now shall commence the prizes.

I'm only doing the top three places this time so that means it's going to be harder for you and for me!

third place: my everlasting love, one promo for one of your stories (if you have one), a follow duh, & a place in my bio

second place: my love forever and ever and ever, two promos for any of your stories (if you have them), a follow also, a place in my bio, my votes & comments on one of your own works of your choosing, and a dedication in this oneshot book or my femlock

first place: my whole entire heart, three promos for any of your stories (if you have them), a follow of course, a place in my bio, my votes & comments on all of your works, two dedications in this oneshot book or my femlock, and a chance to cowrite with me?? if you wanted?? that didn't really work out last time lmao but I guess I'll try it again

I think that's it...

anyway I start school on Wednesday so if any of you want to come to my house and murder me by then, that'd be swell : )))))))

but if you are starting school soon, I WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK IN ALL YOUR CLASSES WHETHER IT'S SOME AP SHIT OR JUST CHEMISTRY OR CHOIR. BE THE BEST YOU CAN BE. IT'S HARD. EDUCATION IS HARD. BUT BECAUSE OF CAPITALISM (at least in good ol' USA where I'm at) YOU NEED IT TO SURVIVE. IT WON'T BE THIS BAD FOREVER.

love u guys a lot. <3333333